I AM FLATTERED LIKE A ROADKILL TO BE WELCOME BACK HEAR AFTER

[MISTER FART]

I AM SO HAPPY TO BE BACK AND YOU LET ME BACK IN IT IS SO NICE AND WARM LIKE FRIENDLIES AND SMILY HUGS NO RAIN BUT SUNY DAY.


IT WAS SADDEST TIME THAT I COULD NOT GO HERE WHEN I USED TO CRY EVERY DAY AND THEN IT WOULD SAY "YELLS YELLS, SWEAR AT YOU GO AWAY" AND I WOULD CRY MORE BUT NOW HAPPY SUNSHINE AGAIN I AM BACK THIS IS BRILIANT


I HAVE SO MUCH TO DO AND CHECK OUT IN THIS PLACE WHAT SHOULD I DO EVERYONE EVERYONE DISCCUSS:

[StRsCrEaM1090]

after you correct some of your grammer, try getting an avitar.

[Mockery]

"grammer" eh?

[Les Waste]

ITS ABOUT TIME MISTER FART IS HERE >: >: >:

HE'S A COMIC GENIUS >:

[Ninjavenom]

Sweet.

[Zero Signal]

after you correct some of your grammer, try getting an avitar.
Try passing English 101 next time.

[Jixby Phillips]

He is :(

Mister Fart try not to get into trouble okay :(

[GnrySgtHartman]

WHT THE FUCK IS YOU GUYS PROBLEM MR FART IS A FUCKING GENIOUS!

[Les Waste]

BEHAVE YOURSELF FART >:

[vacant]

I SURE DO LOVE THIS COOL GREEN LIGHT THAT COMES ON WHEN I HIT HTE KEY NAMED CAPS LOCK. I WONDER WHAT IT MEANS.

[Evil Robot]

you can do it if you believe in yourself!

[Spooky]

That green light means: "Your keyboard now has AIDS. Lots of AIDS. Thanks."

[Les Waste]

OMG LOOK EVERYONE VACANT IS TELLING A JOKE BY BEING SARCASTIC ;)

PAY ATTENTION AND LAUGHT TO THE JOKE NOW :)

[MISTER FART]

DISCUSS ::::>:>:>:>:>>:

[vacant]

But I ALWAYS use protection

[StRsCrEaM1090]

ha ha ha ha, i am the spulling champ. i should talk i guess... :newbie

[Evil Robot]

vacant reminds me of being happy AND angry. I hate my emotions.

[MISTER FART]

I SAID DISCUSS JERKS, IF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT OTHER THINGS THERE ARE PLENTY OF OTHER PL;ACES YOU CAN GO AND TALK ABOUT THOSE THINGS BUT THIS IS ABOUT THE DISCUSS STUPID JERKS I KJNEW I COULDNT TRUST YOU NEWBIES >: >: >: >: >: >:


DISCUSS:::

[Jixby Phillips]

MR FART WINS THE BEST POST AWARD FOR MAKING THE BEST POSTS EVERY TIME

[glowbelly]

agreed. :D

[DamnthatDavid]

Friends, Romans, Mockers, I have not come to praise Fart,
but to bury him. The evil that men do lives after them, while the good is oft entred with the bones. So let it be with Fart.

Beware the Ides of March, for they shall bring forth the idiots.

[glowbelly]

you just proved that you're the bigger idiot with that post.

[kellychaos]

Point taken :/

[DamnthatDavid]

oh well. I started thinking Shakespeare.

[kellychaos]

Willie likes it best wen u spell his name rite. >:

[DamnthatDavid]

Sorry, forgot to capitalize his name, fixed it now.

I also don't believe an Artist of "Willie's" ability would take kind to be called Willie.

[kellychaos]

Methinks thou doust protest too much ... beyaaaaatch! >:

[Esuohlim]

Mocking others by purposely typing horribly is perhaps the funniest thing that one can do on the Internet.

[kellychaos]

I concur ... well, that and really, really subtle irony. :posh

[Emu]

old threads are fun :o

[Spooky]

kelly chaos are you a girl :)

[executioneer]

wtf

[jin]

I almost thought Les Waste and MR FART had resumed posting. ;'<

[Dole]

Me too. I could barely contain this explosion of indifference.

[AChimp]

Who the hell unbanned Hartman? >:

[Matt Harty]

I almost thought Les Waste and MR FART had resumed posting. ;'<

Don't get my hopes up. :(

[sadie]

:(

[Pliers the Goron King]

THE FUNNIEST THING ABOUT I-MOCKERY.NET IS HOW THE NEWBIE FAGS TRY SO HARD TO FIT IN THAT THEY INSULT THE WRONG PEOPLE AND WILL RUIN THEIR CHANCES... FOREVER

EVEN IF THEY TRY TO GET A NEW SCREEN NAME THEY WILL BE FOUND OUT!

THE SAD PART IS THAT THEY ACTUALLY CARE WHAT PEOPLE OVER THE INTERNET THINK OF THEM :O

[Emu]

greatest character ever

[Esuohlim]

:rolleyes