Note to all:

[vacant]

All members,
It has come to my attention that some of you are unaware of the recent policy change. The "Chaos" that was condoned during the final days of the last board (hereby known as Shit) has been discontinued with the induction of the new board. So please stop attempting to permanantly scar the new board with your random stupidity, thanks in advance. Also, you are all fired. Now get out of my space.
-The management

[Ihach]

who are you anyways?

[Spooky]

who isn't he?

[Mockery]

Who are you?

[vacant]

o.O <----- this was supposed to go right after the who isn't he thing.

And I was a lurker for a long time who unsucessfully attempted to post under the name Third eye about 5 months ago. So, hi all.

*edited for time and content*

[Psycho Squid]

Random stupidity? I don't understand.

[KevinTheOmnivore]

The newbies are bossing us around. It's like the Twilight Zone. :(

[Spooky]

The newbies are bossing us around. It's like the Twilight Zone.

That lame new FOX version?

[KevinTheOmnivore]

yes. :(

[MISTER FART]

THIS SOUNDS WICKED :) :) :)

[Anonymous]

Note to Vacant:

It has come to my attention that you sit down on bottles of ant killer. To kill the ants in your anus.
Try the eyes next time.

Your friend and mine,
Dad.

[Krythor]

how would you like me to permanantly scar your face? >:

[Anonymous]

:RAAR :DROOLALLOVERPLACE :HATE

Gonna turn your face into birdseed.

[Krythor]

I hope you didn't misunderstand me, Chojin, I was speaking to vacant. Can you ever forgive me and have babies with me and get married and do other stuff that lovers do? :(


PS M OR F????? U R0x0rZ my S0x0rZ!

[Anonymous]

My fist, rather, my cleat, has got a definate problem with your lip.

[Krythor]

:tear 8-)

[Anonymous]

VACANT, YOU PIECE OF ASS DANDER, HAVE YOU NOTHING TO SAY?

[vacant]

I'm sorry, I was sleeping, so you can forgive my lack of response, and if you can't you can go fuck your dead great aunt. Anyway, I don't understand why you replied with such hostility to the message I posted, unless for some reason you are a retard-sympathizer, or a retard yourself. Look, its nothing to be ashamed of, lots of people are retarded. Like Krythor for example, but he has still managed to register his own account and post a message containing nothing of any humor. Well done, just remember, life isn't about winning, but shooting yourself before you are too much of a loser.

[Jixby Phillips]

http://www.epregnancy.com/images/emoticons/pregnant.gif

[Anonymous]

Vacant, has anyone told you how zany and hilarious your picture is yet?


Yeah, I didn't think so. Next time, before you waltz in here like you own the fucking place, please set aside some time to shut up. Thanks.

[Jixby Phillips]

http://www.epregnancy.com/images/emoticons/love5.gif

[vacant]

Has anyone told you flamingly homo your picture is Chojin?


Oh, they have? Well thats because it is. And based on your picture posts, i'd say you just as fashionable as Eddie Izzard but with only a quarter of his wit.

*edited because Evil Robot is fucking retard*
Yes, I KNOW people have said that, and I know Chojin doesn't care! If you could read, you would know that "Oh, They have? Well thats because it is." means that it has been said before. Please, try to apply some THOUGHT to your responses along with your random hostility.

[Jixby Phillips]

http://geoparent.com/community/icons/jabber.gif

[Evil Robot]

I could honestly say that vacant makes sense and his picture is not a ripoff of somebody else's on this bored, but then I'd be a total fucking liar.

after that I'd induce vomiting calista flockhart style.

Has anyone told you flamingly homo your picture is Chojin?
yes they have dumbass. many times, and nobody wants to hear it again.

[Jixby Phillips]

http://www.epregnancy.com/images/emoticons/ignore.gif

[Anonymous]

Stealing sentence parsing is hilarious, Vacant! Keep up the good work; I'll be occupied with rudely violating your (parental unit whose mention causes you to weep and beat the numbness out of your ball-bag with a dry-erase marker).

[Jixby Phillips]

http://www.epregnancy.com/images/emoticons/headache.gif

[vacant]

.... and is ANYBODY else even slightly annoyed at Jixby Philips defecating this completely random SHIT after every post?

[FS]

Jixby is like a living avatar of the Internet.

[Evil Robot]

Doesnt bother me!

[Anonymous]

I AGREE. This COMPLETELY RANDOM emoticon posting is VERY disturbing.

Administrators, I ask that you suspend him IMMEDIATELY until he learns to behave himself.

[vacant]

You opinion doesn't count because you are obviously mentally deficiant.

*this goes after evil robots post, but it works here as well*

[Jixby Phillips]

http://www.epregnancy.com/images/emoticons/fight.gif

[!!!!]

http://www.epregnancy.com/images/emoticons/soapbox.gif :rolleyes

[Anonymous]

What are you, some retired English professor that has nothing better to do than attempt to engage in 'educated discourse' with his peers?


'Cause if so, my cleat's gonna have a debate with your chest.

[Jixby Phillips]

http://www.epregnancy.com/images/emoticons/cutiepie.gif

[Krythor]

YOU ARE ALL VERT SILLY :lol :lol :lol

[vacant]

*Warning: Educated Discourse by retired english professor:*

Shut up before I fuckstart your head, monkey cunt.

And that wasn't even an insult for christs sakes, your not even trying anymore Chojin, at least make this fun.

[Jixby Phillips]

http://www.epregnancy.com/images/emoticons/coffee.gif

[Anonymous]

Are you in Robo's lowrider bicycle gang?

[!!!!]

http://www.epregnancy.com/images/emoticons/blahblah.gif

[vacant]

The sad thing is that that blah blah blah emoticon is the funniest thing that has been posted in the thread yet :(

[Anonymous]

The sad thing is that you're attempting to both 'knuckle-up' with me and run a queer Madden-esque commentary on the side.

[GnrySgtHartman]

HAHAHAQQ THIS IS FUNNAY EVERYONE IS FUNNAY

[vacant]

Look Chojin, our "fight" got "boring" so I'm moving on.
And posting a commentary on my commentary doesn't really make sense when you are commenting on how stupid my commentary was. Anyway, I don't have anymore to say on this topic without going to the point of trying to pass random insults and swear words off as "wit", as I see too often.

[Anonymous]

Did you get punched in the dick a lot at school?

My money is on 'yes.'

[Psycho Squid]

:confused

[vacant]

Way to do EXCACTLY what I was talking about right after I posted it...

[sadie]

vacant, your id is quite apropos.

[FS]

Now seriously, he HAS to run out of these things sooner or later, right?

Right?

I mean... it's not like there's an infinite supply of them on the Internet, right?

I mean...

R...

Right?

http://www.fragile-minds.com/emoticons/frownwink.gif

[Anonymous]

Because, see, if I had gone to school with you, you could bet 'dollars' to 'doughnuts' you'd get one RIGHT to the johnson.

[Evil Robot]

you are commenting on how stupid my commentary was

HAHAHAHAHAHA111111!!! YOU ARE SO CONFUSING ME WITH YOUR WORDS! I GET IT, VACANT PUTS WORDS TOGETHER AND FORMS SENTENCES. HIS SENTENCES MAKE SENSE TO ME NOW!!!!

[vacant]

http://students.washington.edu/~holtr/aproposgoogle.jpg :(

[Krythor]

There are dictionary websites, you know. :(

[sadie]

DOH.

[Anonymous]

Since I am a betting man today, I will also wager that your pic is a chimp unexpectedly vacating its bowels down your Abercrombie & Fitch tee.

I don't blame you for crying. It was a nice shirt.

[Psycho Squid]

apropos-
1. by way of interjection or further comment: with regard to the present topic
2. at an opportune time

[Anonymous]

3. A posh, closeted lamer, whose routine beatings from other members of chess club caused him to create smarmy, hubristic threads that flaunt his inadequate penis size.

[hix1122]

Jixby Phillips has alot to say on this subject.

[Anonymous]

I crack me up :lol

[MetalMilitia]

o.O <----- this was supposed to go right after the who isn't he thing.

And I was a lurker for a long time who unsucessfully attempted to post under the name Third eye about 5 months ago. So, hi all.

*edited for time and content*

holy shit the edit button works. :(

i liked it better when it didn't. :(

[MetalMilitia]

hang on... no it doesn't. :)

[Helm]

Kill yourself.

[MetalMilitia]

Kill myself?

That doesn't sound fun at all :/

[Dr. V]

My god, why would you bump this?

[sadie]

DOH.