medium men

[Anonymous]

Seriously, fucking FAT guys are gRoSS and skiiinnny guys are fucking disgusting make me wanna vomit and over-do-it muscular men make me think I will accidentally crush them in bed. Seriously, I think medium sized men are JUST RIGHT. Not too short, not too tall... and then you KNOW what you are getting DOWNSTAIRS (Am I RIGHT ladies?). And what the hell is up with guys with blond hair? "Hi Ken, how ya doin?!" Seriously, yucko. And they better have good skin too, and shiny teeth, I don't want any fucking dirty-ass horse-teeth men. And they better dress good, with clean shoes, and god help them if they wear sandles because you would only do that if you were small DOWNSTAIRS (Am I right ladies)! And man, don't get me started on eyebrows....Come on guys, get with it, seriously.

[glowbelly]

doopa? are you ok?

[Anonymous]

I think Rog's on her account again.

[AChimp]

I think she just noticed that Mock is skinny, and now she's flipped. :(

[Mockery]

:lol

[CaptainBubba]

TOTALLY! FINNALLY SOMEONE SPEAKS DA TRUTH UP IN HE-YAH.

I can't stand those guys.

[soundtest]

Not too short, not too tall... and then you KNOW what you are getting DOWNSTAIRS (Am I RIGHT ladies?)

And what the hell is up with guys with blond hair? "Hi Ken, how ya doin?!" Seriously, yucko.

:lol

[Supafly345]

"As long as he isnt modest where it counts. I'm talking DOWNTOWN!"

[Schimid]

YEAH, HIS PENIS :loo

[Snatchtastic]

Or you could just ram your KEN doll in your snatch. :(

[Rev. Danno]

Um, I have no idea how to respond to that last post.
ALL iI DO KNOW IS I AM ONE FINE SPECIMEN OF A MAN!
[insert Rev. Danno Pic here]

[Geggy]

Too bad all the guys of women's dream are fucking homosexuals.

[Rev. Danno]

*AHEM*
*COUGH*
Uh, What about me dude, I'm perfect for all the ladies...

[glowbelly]

according to geggy, my boyfriend is gay :(

[mew barios]

these things happen

[Pub Lover]

...skiiinnny guys are fucking disgusting... ...too short... ...what the hell is up with guys with blond hair? And they better have good skin... ...they better dress good, with clean shoes...
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[Jixby Phillips]

I luv doopa

[Nerd]

Seriously, fucking FAT guys are gRoSS and skiiinnny guys are fucking disgusting make me wanna vomit and over-do-it muscular men make me think I will accidentally crush them in bed. Seriously, I think medium sized men are JUST RIGHT. Not too short, not too tall... and then you KNOW what you are getting DOWNSTAIRS (Am I RIGHT ladies?). And what the hell is up with guys with blond hair? "Hi Ken, how ya doin?!" Seriously, yucko. And they better have good skin too, and shiny teeth, I don't want any fucking dirty-ass horse-teeth men. And they better dress good, with clean shoes, and god help them if they wear sandles because you would only do that if you were small DOWNSTAIRS (Am I right ladies)! And man, don't get me started on eyebrows....Come on guys, get with it, seriously.

There is one word for girls like you....SHALLOW. >:

[FS]

dun worry man, doopa's a total les :rolleyes

and i dun mean waste am I right guys

guys

[Rev. Danno]

I'm going to poke your fucking eyes out NERD...
Glow Belly... I totally thought you were a Dyke...
You are way too cool to be a straight woman...

[Sethomas]

I've always been ashamed of the fact that I'm a medium man, I mean I am 6'1" or maybe 6'2" I don't know which and right now I weigh 185 pounds but that's because I'm on a new antipsychotic drug that makes you gain weight I swear I was 173 two weeks ago and I started up on the Atkins diet again so I'm hoping to be down to 165 or less by the end of the month but I still don't know if that will make me normal or skinny or what but I'm kind of hoping to actually be a medium man because that gives you the best of both worlds oh and DOWNTOWN I have nothing to be ashamed of unless you count that my drugs prevent me from actually wanting to use my naughty bits.

[Helm]

You're on a diet.

[kellychaos]

Being a "beard" must be frustrating. :(

[fartymowler]

Doopa at the movie's...Medium coke, Medium popcorn, and a medium drink.

I'm 6' and my wife is 5'. It makes it fun to find things for her to stand on :)

[sadie]

i prefer mine medium-rare.

[kellychaos]

with farva beans

[KellyGayos]

no

[AChimp]

This character genius.

[O71394658]

A great character indeed.

[digitalmoron]

i dunno what you're talkin' about. skinny guys are hotter than hell. ain't nothin' better than being able to wrap your arms all the way around your dude, that's what i say.

[glowbelly]

your name doesn't lie :(

i'm not a dyke, but i find girls attractive. i would much rather get poked by a boy, though.

i'm shrugging now.

[kahljorn]

I'm glad I'm gay, it makes me hot.

[Protoclown]

Dude, the thickest beer goggles in the world couldn't make you hot.

[kahljorn]

I take it you're talking to me, don't be so jealous.