Weirdest/Grossest Porn You've Ever Seen

[James]

Come on. This is better than 3/4 of the stuff currently active in this forum.

We've all looked at porn, and we've all come across some things that are just really out there. Some of it may make you vomit. Some of it may make tilt your head like a dog does when you talk baby talk to him. Some of it may even make you discover a whole new fetish or sexual position that interests you. So, discuss some particulars that you have come across.

I have two that come to mind. One was of a guy cumming into one of the holes on a bowling ball, and then a girl drinking it out with a straw. Another was a series of foods being jizzed on, and a couple different girls eating it. I remember pizza (with toppings), a canteloupe, and some strawberries.

But yeah, those were really odd, to say the least.

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[The Retro Kat]

NOTHING. NERFBALL. POP. FLY. SICK. END.

[glowbelly]

most porn gives me the creeps

[Alphonse]

I saw a guy fist his gaping wide asshole, with sound.

[CaptainBubba]

There was a breathing mask like they use in surgery on some unidentifiable part of what looked like a human body. After about 30 sec of just pumping noises it was raised up to reveal a vagina with HUGE pussy lips that looked like 2 40lb slugs.

Thats probably the wierdest.

There was another one where some guy shoved his ENTIRE head inside a women's vagina. Its was more funny than gross for some reason.

[Alphonse]

I think I've seen both of those Bubba. I also think they proved the second to be fake. :(

[Cap'n Crunch]

I saw a porno where a guy threw up inside of a girl's cunt. It was hilarious. :(

[James]

Oh, there was this other one, that some of you may have seen before.

A girl is on his back, with her ass high up in the air, so she's kind of doubled over herself. And she's getting rammed in the ass. The guy cums in her, and she squeezes her ass, like, OUT of her ass. It looked like she was giving birth. And she makes the cum drip down over her.

[glowbelly]

if anyone puked in my coozy i would slap them in the nuts

[whoreable]

I remeber on some board someone posted a clip of some chick getting fucked up the butt while getting a swirly. hilarious.

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2 cum (HA!) to mind... 2 girls jerking off an elephant and getting SOAKED in the process...

and 2 guys simultaneously doing a transvestite up the ass... this was a lot worse than it sounds...

:puke

[James]

2 girls jerking off an elephant and getting SOAKED in the process...

You wouldn't still happen to have that, would you? :yum

[Esuohlim]

Asian girl shitting into another asian girl's mouth, but it was ORANGE LIQUID. :(

[Cap'n Crunch]

I once saw one where a girl was shitting while getting rammed in the ass. It was ALL over the place. :(

[glowbelly]

this stuff isn't weird, it's friggin disgusting.

[Esuohlim]

If you want weirdest instead of grossest, then I saw a blowjob with the girl standing on her hands. :/

[glowbelly]

sex is weird.

i mean really. think about it.

it's just strange.

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2 girls jerking off an elephant and getting SOAKED in the process...

You wouldn't still happen to have that, would you? :yum

unfortunately no man... it was just playing at some party i went to... the best was the girls in it though... they were acting all 'sexy' and moaning and shit... for the benefit of the elephant i'm guessing? watching them made me lol

[Spooky]

I saw one with this girl taking a regular sized dildo and shoving it up a guys peehole and moving it around. I think it was on StilProject. PM me for the link. :(

[Snatchtastic]

There was this asian chick who pissed in a bowl and made this black dude drink it. She told him he would get a present if he finished it all. After he finished lapping up all the piss, she say's here's your reward. Then she starts ramming him in the ass with a big black strap-on. Then the chick holds a knife to the dudes throat and say's, "If you come, I'll kill you." :(

All the while the film is blended with scenes from the podracer cut from Star Wars Episode one.

Did anyone see LAST ORGY OF THE THIRD REICH?

[Rev. Danno]

I've never seen any odd porn/
But i saw a clown orgy once...
Burning Man 2002

[Snatchtastic]

Did the clown orgy involve a Midget Fairy and a 30 year old man dressed like a baby?

The clown porked that midget rotten.

[Jixby Phillips]

I SAW A PORN WHERE A GILR SUCKED A DINOSAURS DICK!!!

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[AChimp]

I saw one strange German video where these two women were on the floor with their asses up in the air. Then four guys came in and gave them milk enemas, and the girls flipped over and shot the milk out of their asses while the guys pissed all over them.

[Geggy]

I've seen pictures of girls shoving things into their vagina such as baseball bats, orange cones, beer bottles. I even saw this one video clip of a chick smoking cigerettes out of her vagina and it was blowing smokes. :(

[Cap'n Crunch]

I saw one with this guy who was like 70 in it. It was possibly the best porno I have ever seen. :(

[Geggy]

:viagrajoke

[Snatchtastic]

After the 70 year old blew his load on the chick did he let the Camera Man finish her off? That was funny shit.

[kellychaos]

I saw a live show in Bangkok where some woman used a blow gun in her coozy to pop balloons suspended @ 2 ft off the stage. Later, a different girl used the same orifice to pick up a stack of quarters off the stage and drop them one at a time. I was both disgusted and oddly intrigued by that level of control.

[Rongi]

This one isn't disgusting as it is just odd. This girl with emo glasses is choking on a gigantic dick while getting it in the ass in some sort of hollywood set. There's a few girls getting fucked next to her too. And when the guy cums in her mouth she spits it out onto another girl's face and rubs it in like it's some kind of cream and the girl who got spat on pulls the emo girl's hair :(

[Helm]

Once I thought was a bit more odd than cool was a jap video where a female and a male took turns to blow their snot up each other's mouths, and then rolled over and each one shoved a finger up the other person's throat until they vomited on each other's faces. The girl was kinda cute, the guy was chubby. I thought it was odd in the way that a girl like that would probably make at least something better with her life than get a faceful of chubby guy vomit.

Although I don't think that classifies as porn since there was no sex involved.

[Protoclown]

One time I saw a porno video and there was peaople fucking in it

[Rongi]

GROSS :x

[Big McLargehuge]

The video for the december wolves song "Porn Again Christian" one word, drilldo.

[oedipus_wrecked]

I saw a few clips of a man slapping his Mr. Happy with a stick, then drawing a smiley face on it and pulling his skin down over it like a hat. BIZARRE.

[Schimid]

nah

[CaptainBubba]

http://www.netraptor.org/stuff/hoax/chrisdr.eggblacky.gif

DISTURBING! :x

[JesusFishSticks]

I always laugh thinking about the vampire sex nuns at horrorsex.com , some of the funniest shit I've seen.
The guy who showed me the link came out of the closet a few weeks later though... don't know if there was any connection.

[JenMacca]

Wow, apparently I haven' seen anything NEARLY as weird as your guys have....well I'll contribute the weirdest/most disturbing I HAVE seen, though.

Most of the strange stuff I've seen has been in hentai...since apparently just cos they're cartoons, the artists think they have the right to make the chicks do humanly impossible things (or things that would cause extreme physical pain in reality)...but anyway....one that seriously stands out in my memory is one where these two guys kidnap this little asian girl, and they rape her with a baseball bat, and then stick her in this box thing that has a big splintered phallic-shaped piece of wood in the center of it that's nearly as big as she is....and they tie her up by her ankles and wrists so she can't possibly fight back and shove her down onto it......*shakes head* that was kinda out there...

As for actual real people porn....I'd say the most disturbing would have to be the website that's dedicated to all these women who have orgasms while giving birth to their children. Something just seems VERY wrong about that to me...and it wouldn't surprise me a bit if those children were in therapy for years when they grow up...

[Snatchtastic]

This one isn't disgusting as it is just odd. This girl with emo glasses is choking on a gigantic dick while getting it in the funkagroovitalizer in some sort of hollywood set. There's a few girls getting fucked next to her too. And when the guy cums in her mouth she spits it out onto another girl's face and rubs it in like it's some kind of cream and the girl who got spat on pulls the emo girl's hair :(

The new Dashboard Confessional Music Video :lol

[James]

I saw video clips from one of those "College girls get fucked at a party" websites. One of the girls was like 22, but she seriously looked like she was 10. You know how some girls look younger? No, I mean she seriously looked 10.

Creepiest fucking thing, watching her sex it up with some guy.

[Sicktodeathmx]

Cool Devices: They torture the girls... Then they grow penii.
Woman shooting a footballs outta her vagina.

Something about women crying while being fucked in the ass.. Ick.

[Brandon]

The Japanese seem to have a thing for girls getting fucked by tentacles. :x

[HickMan]

YEAH



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[Brandon]

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[Sicktodeathmx]

I saw a Bukkake porn today.. The chick sits there and drinks cum out of a glass... WITH A STRAW... How taboo...

[whoreable]

the swirly porn was way more awesomer i mean she got fucked up the pooper while getting her head dunked in the toilet!! Thats golden.

[da blob]

Well, well, well, well how very nice.

There's willshegagdotcom, although not much of an unusual thing it just cracks me up. Also a video on that same subject, where the guys tells the girl who's showering after having puked all over herself "actually I feel pretty special about it" - HAHAHAHA you bet.
I saw the headfuck vid and that's an obvious fake, lots of fun though, lovely rubbery lips.
Then some kind of huge-balled fat-bellied guy sitting on a tile floor cumming. And cumming. And cumming, cumming, then cumming some more - I swear there must have been a gallon in there.
Somehow I'm glad I was single at the moment as following this I had a hard time envisioning myself sucking dick for a while - <bAAArf>

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[Grey_Magi]

Whats really scary is that theres a demand for people to do these freaky things, well maybe thats just because it makes us laugh

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[James]

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OK, I have a couple new ones.

First off, if you're going to be a guy in porno, and you sound like Gollum, you shouldn't fucking speak AT ALL. Fucking creepy as all hell to hear Gollum talking dirty. And I mean this guy fucking sounds like Gollum. :(

I also saw something, where everyone was supposed to be Scottish. Two guys in kilts and shit, and a girl in... err, Scottish clothes? And they'd say "Aye" over and over during all the sex. And there were times where they couldn't keep up the fake accents, or keep a straight face. It was funny and stupid, but still weird.

[Derangon]

Chicken porn. Disturbing on so many levels....
I didn't even know that something that big would fit there!
And then one of a guy shoving his penis in a cats mouth... and cumming all over it.

[HickMan]

OMG that's just offending.

[Emu]

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And then one of a guy shoving his penis in a cats mouth... and cumming all over it.

EW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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