DON'T AMKE ANYTHREADS YOU MIGHT BE DRUNMK

[Jixby Phillips]

I'M SO DRUNK RIGHT NOW :lol

[Jixby Phillips]

DON'T READ THIS EVERYONE WILL KNOW!!!!! :eek :eek :eek

[Jixby Phillips]

I'M JIXBYS FRIEND REALL

[soundtest]

tell him i said happy bday :hat

[Jixby Phillips]

I'M NOT DRUNK EVERYBODY, DON'T WORRY OR AM I HEH

[Professor Cool]

Quick somebody take jixby's car keys before this becomes a birthday tragedy and a made for tv movie! :(

[kahljorn]

Quick somebody close the thread before somebody cares.

[Les Waste]

I DON'T THINK JIXBY IS DRUNK, I THINK HE'S JUST TRYING TO IMPRESS US >:

[kellychaos]

I've found that I've never really impressed my friends until I've puked in their backseat.

[Snatchtastic]

I've never felt fowler until I vomited Garlic Bread all over myself while I slept.

[Les Waste]

ITS A SHAME YOU DIDN'T CHOKE >:

[Snatchtastic]

That would have been better, then SOMEONE ELSE would have to clean it up! :)

[Jixby Phillips]

I'M DRUNK AGAIN :o

[Cap'n Crunch]

YOU WEREN'T DRUNK IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! :( :blackpeople

[Jixby Phillips]

:lol

[whoreable]

I really wanna know if he was or wasnt drunk!

[glowbelly]

he was. he's ALWAYS getting drunk. he just says he doesn't drink because he wants people to think he's an enigma.

[Jixby Phillips]

EXCUSE ME I CAN'T REPLY YET BECAUSE I'M DRINKING SOME DRINKS RIGHT NOW :lol COME BACK AGAIN LATER :lol WHO AM I KIDDING :lol

[glowbelly]

you're kidding yourself >:

stupid drunk boy >:

[The Retro Kat]

I wish i could drink. :( >: :(

[CaptainBubba]

Ya, I wish I could to man. Itd be great. I'd get drunk and stuff. Man.

Itd be awsome. :(

Itd be so great. :(

Man. :(

[glowbelly]

hey, jixby! wanna cocktail? :lol

[Jixby Phillips]

WHATS A COCKTAIL

IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A COCK TAILS, THEN WHY DO YOU HAVE ONE?

:lol

[ziggytrix]

Drinking is good for keeping your liver well-exercised.

[klownboy]

somking weed is good for your brain... :hypno

[Spooky]

If I was drunk, I wouldn't be on the forums, I'd be watching the Family Guy and Clerks the Animated Series DVDs :/

[Big Papa Goat]

I wish I was drunk right now :(
And where the hell is Rev Danno? >:

[kellychaos]

Sleeping off a hang-over in his mobile whorehouse.

[Geggy]

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE. FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS DRIVE DRUNK. DRINK RESPONSIBLY.

[Crimson Ghost]

"The greatest thing about hobo life, is stabbin' folks with my hobo knife."