I am selling my virginity

[Big McLargehuge]

I need money. Bad. College.

Why do non-american english speakers call it "university"?

[AChimp]

Because that's what it is. University.

[Dole]

Why don't you sell some organs? Some vital ones.

[Big McLargehuge]

'cause then I'd die :rolleyes

[kellychaos]

You're gonna die of starvation trying to sell ur seks. :rolleyes

[CaptainBubba]

I'LL TAKE IT! :posh

The money will be routed via my carrier and I will extract my prize from you at the time and location of my choosing in a fashion that suits my fancy.

[Big McLargehuge]

You failed to say how much you are paying me, and if you are paying in money or something that is funnier. :posh

[CaptainBubba]

A combined sum of half a million dollars and a rare vintage 18th century condom made of badger skin which I will also use during the act of Intercourse. I had to sell one of my Spring retreats to afford this luxury. :posh

The amount was intended to be a suprise. :(

[Schimid]

Suprise, you say? :posh

[Big McLargehuge]

Will rare 18th century condoms protect me from the center for disease control hot room that is your crotch?

[AChimp]

Of course not, but you're getting paid to not care. >:

[CaptainBubba]

AChimp's words are eloquent and wonderfully in sync with my own thoughts. And in retrospect I should have included my numerous diseases as one of the forms of payment.

Imagine the fun you'll have telling the tale of your bronzed and mounted condom to your college friends as you sip on the wine you'll now be able to afford.

[Sethomas]

A college is a four-year undergraduate school. A university is an institution that comprises more than one school of higher learning.

Hence, I am a student of the College of Arts and Sciences at the University of Chicago. Except for the fact I'm being shunned.

[AChimp]

If you would only wash with kerosene more often, you could kill two birds with one stone. :rolleyes

[Nerd]

You should sell it on Ebay. That's an easy $20.

[Ghost of Fraiser]

"That's petty theft"

Don't Go there will be right back

[Big McLargehuge]

I think Bubba's got himself a deal :(

[kellychaos]

There was only one bidder! :lol

[KellyGayos]

no

[Skulhedface]

I'll bid on your virginity, but only if I get to choose who it is lost to.

After all, there are a few...corpulent...women 'round here that need some lovin'.