I like James.

[UP_SHUT]

HE DOES NOT BELIEVE ME AND THINKS I HATE HIM HELP ME :(

[Jixby Phillips]

I think you both area couple of DORKS

[James]

You know what to do, Up_Shut, if you want me to believe you. :(

[Big McLargehuge]

James hates girls.

[Rev. Danno]

Don't tell me UP_SHUT is another woman Jamesman is pretending to be online...

[Nerd]

He probably is. :(

[CaptainBubba]

If I were a girl I'd totally date James.

[whoreable]

CAUSE WE PWNED YOU IN WC!

[James]

I can't handle pretending to be a girl. I have enough trouble keeping all my man problems in check, let alone act like I have women ones too. So no, neither Holly nor Up_Shut are characters of mine. You can even have a mod check up on it. I'm pretty sure Up_Shut is real, and I'm awaiting confirmation from Holly.

[HickMan]

I think you both area couple of DORKS

ZI ZI ZI ZING!

[CaptainBubba]

CAUSE WE PWNED YOU IN WC!

AWWWW SNAP DAWG. :(

[UP_SHUT]

I AM NOT JIMMY AND JIMMY IS NOT ME >:

I LOVE HIM AND HE MAKES ME SAD.

[James]

You know what you must do. I just don't see what the big deal is. :(

[Perndog]

I was getting ready to hit on UP_SHUT until she said she liked James. Now I'm getting ready to burn all of my clothes and take an antiseptic bath. Damn it. >:

[CaptainBubba]

UP SHUT IS PRETTY, BUT SHE FINDS JAMES AS TEH SECKS AND NOT ME. SO IS HOLLY AND SAME WITH HER.

BUT IN REAL LIFE I HAVE YOU BEAT JAMES. BECAUSE IN REAL LIFE I HAVE HOMOSEXUAL MALE SUITORS WHO FLIRT WITH ME. :lol

[UP_SHUT]

Its okay. I love you too, bubba. :)

[whoreable]

TOO BAD HE TOLD ME THAT HE HATES YOU! SORRY

[UP_SHUT]

WELL I HATE ****** SPIDERS >:

[whoreable]

FUCK! CAUSE I HAPPEN TO HAVE THE AVATAR OF ONE!

[soundtest]

I liked UP_SHUT until she said the n-word!!!! :eek

[CaptainBubba]

PM ME TONIGHT OR AIM TOMMOROW ME THEN UP_SHUT. I WILL DO MY INTERNET DANCE OF VERBAL SEDUCTION FOR YOU. :love

WHOREABLE: IN THE WORDS OF SOME FAG WHO I CAN'T REMEMBER (I REMEMEBR HE WAS REALLLLLLLY GAY):

"DO NOT INTERFERE WITH THE BONDS OF TRUE LOVE BITCHFACE"

[whoreable]

I AGREE SOUNDTEST A WOMAN SHOULD NOT SPEAK LIKE THAT! VERY UNLADY LIKE, BUBBA YOU SHOULD STAY AWAY FORM THSI ONE.

[CaptainBubba]

STARRCROSSED LOVERS, WE WILL NOT BE DENIED OUR EMBRACE!!

[whoreable]

I FORBID IT!!!

[CaptainBubba]

HEY I NEVER ASKED TO BE BORN! OK? YOU AREN;T TEH BOSS OF ME!!

MEET ME AT THE PARK AT 2:00 TONGIHT UP_SHUT. WE WILL RUN AWAY FROM HERE FOREVER. TOGETHER. AND TEHRE IS NORTHING THEY CAN DO TO STOP US.

[UP_SHUT]

YES BUBBA WE WILL MEET THERE AND LIVE OUR LIVES TOGETHER IN PEACE BECAUSE ****** SPIDERS DO NOT UNDERSTAND LOVE :(

[CaptainBubba]

WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE WHOREABLE HAPPENS TO HAVE A ****** SPIDER AS HIS AVATAR.

I GO TO SLEEP NOW WITH THOUGHTS OF YOU. :love

[whoreable]

HOW RUDE!

HEY LETS KEEP TALKING IN ALL CAPS AND CONTINUE THIS FACINATING STORY!


YOUR BOTH GROUNDED!!!!!

[James]

I think me and Up_Shut just had sex.

She likes me. I like her too. We're gonna meet up, and then meet Holly, and we'll all have very dirty and kinky sex.

[Helm]

I'm sorry Jamesman :(

[Dole]

OFF_FUCK

[kellychaos]

I think me and Up_Shut just had sex.

She likes me. I like her too. We're gonna meet up, and then meet Holly, and we'll all have very dirty and kinky sex.

Translation = masturbation

Aren't characters fun? Is Holly the left or right hand?

[imported_Hollycaust]

eww i am NOT one of jame's hands, why you gotta lie
i think y'all are nuts, seriously

[kellychaos]

So you're the left, then.

[HickMan]

Its okay. I love you too, bubba. :)

WHORE. IMPURE WHORE! >: