The knock knock joke thread [Archive]

Cap'n Crunch

Oct 5th, 2003, 12:24 PM

I CAN'T ANSWER THE DOOR, MY MOM IS IN THE SHOWER.

Geggy

Oct 5th, 2003, 12:25 PM

knock knock

Cap'n Crunch

Oct 5th, 2003, 12:42 PM

I CAN'T ANSWER THE DOOR, MY MOM IS IN THE SHOWER.

Snatchtastic

Oct 5th, 2003, 12:43 PM

Who's There?

Ghost of Fraiser

Oct 5th, 2003, 12:44 PM

I have a package for a Mr. Guy Humphrey

Snatchtastic

Oct 5th, 2003, 12:44 PM

Who's there?

Cap'n Crunch

Oct 5th, 2003, 12:46 PM

I CAN'T ANSWER THE DOOR, MY MOM IS IN THE SHOWER.

Ghost of Fraiser

Oct 5th, 2003, 12:46 PM

Banana you glad I didn't say Plantains?

THIS THREAD IS OVER

Geggy

Oct 5th, 2003, 12:50 PM

knock knock

Snatchtastic

Oct 5th, 2003, 12:52 PM

http://www.acq.osd.mil/bmdo/bmdolink/bcmt/images/boom.jpg

Geggy

Oct 5th, 2003, 12:54 PM

knock knock

Ghost of Fraiser

Oct 5th, 2003, 12:58 PM

I CAN'T ANSWER THE DOOR, MY MOM'S PRAYING TO JESUS!

Geggy

Oct 5th, 2003, 01:00 PM

knock knock

Snatchtastic

Oct 5th, 2003, 01:16 PM

Who's there?

Cap'n Crunch

Oct 5th, 2003, 01:31 PM

I CAN'T ANSWER THE DOOR, MY MOM IS IN THE SHOWER.

Spooky

Oct 5th, 2003, 02:31 PM

why are you crying, it's only a knock knock joke. :(

Jixby Phillips

Oct 5th, 2003, 03:05 PM

WHATS RED AND GREEN AND FLIES AROUND AT A MILLION :lol

klownboy

Oct 5th, 2003, 03:10 PM

knock knock.

whos there?

an interupting cow.

an interupting cow...

MOOOOOOO!!!!!! :hypno

Geggy

Oct 5th, 2003, 03:17 PM

knock knock

glowbelly

Oct 5th, 2003, 05:12 PM

jixby has his own knock knock FORUM >:

i told the interrupting one to jixby on aim once when i was drunk, but i said interrupting hippopotamus and then said moo. he didn't get it, neither did i, but it was funny.

Drew Katsikas

Oct 5th, 2003, 05:59 PM

you drank the alcogholdf

HickMan

Oct 5th, 2003, 06:14 PM

http://www.samstoybox.com/toypics/jokebooks/jbj01.jpg

Best jokes ever. You stupid fucks >:

Cap'n Crunch

Oct 5th, 2003, 06:27 PM

I CAN'T ANSWER THE DOOR, MY MOM IS IN THE SHOWER.

HickMan

Oct 5th, 2003, 06:28 PM

:lol

roonTing

Oct 5th, 2003, 06:29 PM

Knock Knock

Who is there?

Me.

Me who?

Fred at Fort Bragg. Ass. >: (I ate Boo Berry for the first time today, it isn't too bad.)

soundtest

Oct 5th, 2003, 06:33 PM

KNOCK KNOCK

who's there?

REPETITION

hilarious!

Cap'n Crunch

Oct 5th, 2003, 06:34 PM

KNOCK KNOCK

WHO IS THERE?

ME

COME ON IN!

Jixby Phillips

Oct 5th, 2003, 06:44 PM

KNOCK KNOCSK :lol

Spooky

Oct 5th, 2003, 07:16 PM

KNOCK KNOCK JOKES R 4 JERSK

Geggy

Oct 5th, 2003, 09:07 PM

I'm not going to stop until someone gets the joke >:

knock knock

Skulhedface

Oct 5th, 2003, 09:12 PM

I GOT YOU! YAY!

Immortal Goat

Oct 5th, 2003, 09:24 PM

I can't answer the door, I'm in my mom's shower.

Spooky

Oct 5th, 2003, 09:26 PM

who's there? :(

Geggy

Oct 5th, 2003, 09:33 PM

knock knock

Jixby Phillips

Oct 5th, 2003, 09:55 PM

Knock Knock who.

Drew Katsikas

Oct 5th, 2003, 10:07 PM

Orange you gklad I didnt eat a bannaner?

Geggy

Oct 6th, 2003, 12:04 AM

Jixby, :)

I'm from knock knock and I'm here to fix the doorbell.

:)

Spooky

Oct 6th, 2003, 12:08 AM

ALL THAT BUILDUP FOR THAT

ITS LIKE BAD ORAL SEX MINUS THE SHITTY ORGASM :(

kahljorn

Oct 6th, 2003, 12:08 AM

then she wants to kiss after :(

Spooky

Oct 6th, 2003, 12:10 AM

i hate that. :(

Drev

Oct 6th, 2003, 12:16 AM

http://www.samstoybox.com/toypics/jokebooks/jbj01.jpg

Best jokes ever. You stupid fucks >:

That girl has nice tits. :love

Jixby Phillips

Oct 6th, 2003, 03:23 AM

knock knock

Drev

Oct 6th, 2003, 03:32 AM

who's there?

Jixby Phillips

Oct 6th, 2003, 04:23 AM

A ESKIMO

noob3

Oct 6th, 2003, 05:20 AM

AN ESKIMO WHO?

Bestrest

Oct 6th, 2003, 08:24 AM

CAN I PLEASE USE YOUR BATHROOM? I DONT HAVE ANYMORE FISH IN MY BATH TUB!

Snatchtastic

Oct 6th, 2003, 09:17 AM

Who's there?

Spectre X

Oct 6th, 2003, 09:58 AM

who's where?

Nerd

Oct 6th, 2003, 12:02 PM

Knock Knock.

Jixby Phillips

Oct 6th, 2003, 01:49 PM

JUST KIDDING I'M NOT REALY AN ESKIMO :eek :eek :eek

Geggy

Oct 6th, 2003, 02:18 PM

I've got another knock knock joke...

knock knock

Big McLargehuge

Oct 6th, 2003, 02:19 PM

who's there

Geggy

Oct 6th, 2003, 02:21 PM

knock knock

Jixby Phillips

Oct 6th, 2003, 02:28 PM

KNOCK KNOCK WHO

noob3

Oct 6th, 2003, 02:42 PM

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCKALOPAPUS

klownboy

Oct 6th, 2003, 02:48 PM

Geggy where have you been?! i tried to kill myself with a spork because i havent talked to you. :suicide :hangman :goth

Geggy

Oct 6th, 2003, 03:17 PM

knock knock

Immortal Goat

Oct 6th, 2003, 04:35 PM

Listen Geggy, I HAVE A GODDAMN DOORBELL!!

Geggy

Oct 6th, 2003, 04:40 PM

knock knock

Snatchtastic

Oct 6th, 2003, 04:40 PM

knock knock

kellychaos

Oct 6th, 2003, 05:00 PM

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?! >:

klownboy

Oct 6th, 2003, 05:25 PM

quit saying knock knock and talk already, god damnit!

HickMan

Oct 6th, 2003, 05:42 PM

I love you.

klownboy

Oct 6th, 2003, 05:43 PM

me or Geggy? wait what the hell! :confused

Geggy

Oct 6th, 2003, 05:46 PM

knock knock

klownboy

Oct 6th, 2003, 07:09 PM

stop it damnit! i need to talk to you, fuck!! are you all insane? quit saying knock knock!! shit!!

Snatchtastic

Oct 6th, 2003, 07:32 PM

Who's there knock kncok?

BAPE

Oct 6th, 2003, 07:47 PM

orange you glad i didn't say banana kellychoas that doesn't even make sense what is this thread some whole inside joke some guys keep saying knock knock and some other guys always say who is there today i got in crap at school because some guy was talking to me i didn't even do anything pretty unfair if you ask me so how was your day

Geggy

Oct 6th, 2003, 08:01 PM

knock knock

klownboy

Oct 6th, 2003, 09:02 PM

talk god damn you!! >:

Immortal Goat

Oct 6th, 2003, 09:07 PM

Knockers Knockers

klownboy

Oct 6th, 2003, 09:17 PM

evil poon!!! >:

Geggy

Oct 6th, 2003, 09:19 PM

knock knock

The Retro Kat

Oct 6th, 2003, 09:21 PM

I CANT ANSWER, CRUNCH IS HAVING SEX WITH HIS MOM IN THE SHOWER!

Drev

Oct 6th, 2003, 09:22 PM

who's there?

klownboy

Oct 6th, 2003, 09:23 PM

heh.... heh.... uh.... :puke

The Retro Kat

Oct 6th, 2003, 09:31 PM

GET BETTER OF LEAVE, KLOWNBOY. :)

klownboy

Oct 6th, 2003, 09:32 PM

what dose that mean. >:

Jixby Phillips

Oct 6th, 2003, 09:37 PM

ICP FUCKIN ROCKS

HickMan

Oct 6th, 2003, 09:40 PM

I http://www.umm.edu/transplant/images/heart.gif you.

Snatchtastic

Oct 7th, 2003, 01:10 AM

Who's there?

Geggy

Oct 7th, 2003, 07:10 PM

I'm deaf, can somebody please answer the door?!

Immortal Goat

Oct 7th, 2003, 07:25 PM

http://www.cdc.gov/niosh/mining/ideas/images/sidea14a.gif

there, now what do you want!