"Hi I'm New" posted ironically

[mburbank]

Well, I guess I've been hear long enough to post an Ironic "Hi, I'm New" thread just to see if any damn noob who isn't smart or cool enough to know who the hell I am leaps on the abuse the new guy bandwagon thinking it'll some how make a name for him.

[Protoclown]

fuh q noob

[mburbank]

u duh OWNED get it

[glowbelly]

slappy pants :hypno

[Spectre X]

this thread (just as any other Burbank thread) amuses and at the same time confuses me to no end.

[kellychaos]

This town isn't big enough for the noob of us, pard'ner.

[mburbank]

Oh I get it, this is board for people who think taking nothing seriously makes them big. That is so high school. I was in with this crowd that wouldn't sit with anybody at lunch but each other and made fun of everyone, and every answer they gave in class sounded serious but was totally ironic which the teachers didn't get.

I'm in college now, I'm over it.

Grow up.

[kellychaos]

... and when I see you I throw up. :puke

[mburbank]

SHUT IT
http://www.students.missouri.edu/~adp/images/famous_adpi/f_danica_mckeller.jpg
BALLSACK!!

[FS]

*ahem* To the newbie, you could've taken the time to actually check out the site a little and read the RULES & GUIDELINES (idiot) :rolleyes

4) If you've just arrived at the forums, please don't make a typical "Hi, I'm new here!" thread. That's just asking for a verbal beatdown. We know if a person is new, if you really want people to like you, start joining in conversations and making worthwhile on-topic replies. Contrary to popular belief, there's NOTHING wrong with being a "newbie". There is, however, plenty wrong with being a "newbie who doesn't pay attention to the posting guidelines". We generally roast them over an open flame... very slowly.

See, this is why I fucking hate stupid fucking newbies. We're gonna tear you a new one newbie, am I right guys.

This is you bitch: :suicide :die :lurker

[ScruU2wice]

Schmid posted an ironic "Hi, im new" thread in my other boards...



then never posted there again... :(

[mburbank]

Look, your 'rules' also say not to do a whole thread about adopting a greyhound, but you don't give a fuck about that, do you?

Why don't you just take a moment to Danica McKellar what I'm saying and not be such a douche bag?

[Spooky]

this thread is so circus atari.

[soundtest]

this max burbank is the best character yet

[Krythor]

he's reaching for guest stars tho :) heh just kidding.

[Lotida]

We're gonna tear you a new one newbie, am I right guys. :rolleyes As if!

[mburbank]

this is not a picture of Danica McKellar

[Drev]

burbank just use IMAGINATION! :)

[mburbank]

Actually, I was referencing the famous surrealist painting, "This is not a pipe", which is the caption on a panting of a pipe, and points out that a picture is not what it portrays, it is somethiung else entirely.

But never mind.

This thread is so fucking ruined anyway.

[kahljorn]

IT WAS A CANTEEN

[mburbank]

I canteen but try to tuna fish.

[Eternal_Champion]

well done on ruining this thread Max

[mburbank]

shut your hole you damn newbie you don't even get it

[Eternal_Champion]

Sorry

I don't think you get it tho

Sorry though, really

[mburbank]

you just think i don't get it because you so don't get it. It's a direct mathematical function.

[Eternal_Champion]

well you don't get it because you think I don't get you getting it.

[Krythor]

guys there is a forum fgor this :/

[Jixby Phillips]

cool thread

[Rez]

LOVELINE :(

[kellychaos]

I canteen but try to tuna fish.

Fish or cut bait, Popye. I haven't got time for this! >: :pirate

[mburbank]

I'll fish, thanks. Got any threes?

[kellychaos]

You sunk my battleship.

[Rez]

You sunk my battleship.

that was the worst thing you could have said.

[kellychaos]

Right foot, blue.

[Perndog]

VINCE, QUIT MAKING THESE LAME-ASS CHARACTERS JUST SO YOU CAN PRETEND TO HAVE SOMEONE TO ARGUE WITH. WE ALL KNOW IT'S YOU, THE AVATAR'S EVEN JUST LIKE YOURS. >: