STUPID COPS >:

[Spooky]

So last night, I was at an Elementary school playground with my friend, swinging on the swings and playing with cap guns, that were neat and looked like real shotguns, except for they fired off caps and had orange tips.

The cops came up and took our guns away and gave us trespassing tickets.

I have court on the 28th.

The cops played with our cap guns and wasted all my cap rings, and then laughed at us for being adults playing with capguns.

I was pissed. >:

[klownboy]

cops are fagets. one time i vandalized a house with my friends, then the cops found out, my "friend" told them i did it. they took my to "juby", put me in a cell with a fat ugly guy, then laughed at me when the fat ugly guy tried to rape me.

[soundtest]

THAT'S BLOODY BULLSHIT!!!!

[Cap'n Crunch]

MORE LIKE BLOODY ASSHOLE!!!!

[klownboy]

you wanna go to jail and find out for yourself? >:

[Carnivore]

Working in the field I do, the police know me. I get away with speeding and other minor shit. Cops only suck when they're not on your side.

[dj bastard]

cops are BASTARDS

[klownboy]

hell yeah there BASTARDS!! :lol

[Skulhedface]

YEA AND AND ADN THEY EAT LOST OIF DONUTS TOO LOO

[klownboy]

:lol

[Carnivore]

You should all be arrested for felony suckiness!

[klownboy]

why?

[Carnivore]

Because hating cops is so fucking juvenile.

And because you suck, and your suckiness transcends misdemeanor suckiness.

[PhoenixStriker]

:lol

[Jixby Phillips]

:lol

[klownboy]

:fu carnivore.

[dj bastard]

juveniles..!!!!!
CARNIVORE YOUR THE ONE WITH THE JUVENILE AVATAR
OOOOOOOH LETS PRETEND ITS THE DARK AGES AND ILL BE KING AND YOU CAN SUCK MY BALLS COS YOUR A KNAVE AN SHIT

CALL ME A TARD ILL ADMIT IT
WOULD YOU

[Skulhedface]

HEY

I SAID THEY EATS DONUTS

THATS FUNNY RIGHT>?

[klownboy]

:lol

[Jixby Phillips]

srry guys i'd post mor but i'm out of pills, gotta find weed

SPORK ATTACK :hypno

[klownboy]

:lol2 you took the words right out of my mouth.

[dj bastard]

IM SMOKING THIS HOME-GROWN BLUEBERRY SHIT
IT MAKES IT DIFFICULT TO TYPE

[Carnivore]

Your not knowing from where my avatar comes further supports the charge of felony suckiness against you.

[The Retro Kat]

Klownboy and Spooky, you guys are idiots. That's the long and short of it, back to the cubs game.

[PhoenixStriker]

wow the cubs are owning the marlins

[dj bastard]

I HEARD IF YOU WANT TO START AN AMERICAN FOOTBALL TEAM IT COSTS $87,000,000 JUST FOR THE PADDING YOU GUYS WEAR
IS IT TRUE DADDY TELL ME ITS TRUE "SOB""SOB"

[Skulhedface]

ANYONE?

DNOOUTS?

ANAYONE>>?

COPS? DONUTS? FUNNY?

HAHA!?

[klownboy]

yes its funney now shut up.

[Skulhedface]

YOU DON'T GHET IT

COPS ARE TEH SUCK BECUASE THEY EAT DONUTS STOOPID FUCKMER

[klownboy]

please shut the fuck up, that didnt even make sense.

[Skulhedface]

LOL NO KIDDING RGIHT

SOU D LIKES SOMEONE U KNOW?!? :obvioushint

[klownboy]

i dont understand your languge.

[Skulhedface]

BY GOD I THINK HE FINALLY GETS IT

[klownboy]

did you mean do i have a girlfriend?

[Skulhedface]

:lol

[kahljorn]

I'm cool because I hate the police because it's the cool thing to do.

[Spooky]

I don't hate the police, I just hate community service. :(


Besides, hating the police has always been "cool".

It's not like it's a new thing, or even a fad, for that matter, it's just a common thing. People hate cops because they give us tickets, not to be accepted, even though I'm sure you think everything anyone does is to be accepted, but we're not you. :(

[kahljorn]

You only say you're not me to be cool :(

[Skulhedface]

Well, with klownboy banned now, I'll NEVER know if he got the joke.

Or if he ever understood that he WAS the joke.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Who banned him? What a cunt. >:

[Nerd]

:chatter im i about to get banned?


and sorry about pissing you off.

Too late.

When you're ready to stop acting like an ass and making a shitload of posts every hour, drop me an email and I'll unban you.

[Cap'n Crunch]

I thought Klownboy was okay. :(

[Skulhedface]

Okay? Maybe.

Good at getting jokes? Certainly not.

[Gurlugon]

What topic was that from, Nerd?

[glowbelly]

i hug cops. they're nice to me. the horsey cops are the best. abe and commander rule. officer harrison called the hit and run department for me and sped up the process to get my case pushed through. he also made a point to go visit a lady in the hospital that he pulled over for erratic driving, just to find out that she was having a diabetic seizure while driving. he was concerned that she didn't have any family. he took her flowers and talked to the doctors. he also received a kind letter from a citizen who he helped on the freeway one morning when her tire blew out. officer larry protects me from stray drunks looking for someone to harass while i'm working the beer tub outside on fridays during baseball season.

of course, you have to take the good with the bad, but if you took some time to actually get to know your local police officers, i bet you'd be pleasantly surprised and realize just how well protected you really are.

[Nerd]

What topic was that from, Nerd?

I don't remember. Seriously. I had a hell of a time finding it, though. Just look around in General Blabber.

[Immortal Goat]

Damn, and I thought Klownboy was starting to come around. How bout we get rid of DJ Bastard next?

[glowbelly]

no >:

[Big Papa Goat]

Why don't we just stop allowing new accounts to be made? I mean, there'd sure as hell be no dumbass newbs then.
P.S- Semi-Drunk post.

[Spooky]

lol@ closing accounts.

but then what if someone cool came along and couldn't sign up? :(