The Terror, The Horror, THE CHICAGO CUBS

[Professor Cool]

Yesterday they beat the shit out of the Marlins 12-3. I not one that is much for sports. But hell, if a team in my town is winning, I tend to watch, like the Bulls back in the day.

Before they face the marlins, they had to go through the Braves. When the did so all i saw on local news channels where a sea of people screaming in a demonic chant.

GO CUBS! HEY SAMMY!!!!

My friend Mark was at his folks who live a mile or two north of Wrigley and and even they could hear it in the air that night.

"It was like the sound of a swarm of locust, I thought the Apocalypse came"

It was literally like Time Square on New Years.

Which brings this up, if that was them when they were only in the quater-finals against the braves. What happens if they beat the Marlins and actually go to the World Series. And even worse, what if they do win the World Series.

Oh there will be anarchy my friends. There garbage piled up from a recent garbage strike which would be highly flammable. And wheater it's a cow and a latern or a drunken idiot and some firecrackers, I think the Chicago Fire's flames will burn again so high that the morons at Woodstock 99' would be proud.

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THE DEVIL HAS CORKED ITS BATS

I might be just a tad too paranoid, that or that I lost 20 bucks on that damn game.

[Professor Cool]

heheh, i see how this works
You miss the OLD professor Cool
Maybe if I RAPPED it out then


Ok you punks you want Professor Cool
Back in the day of I-mockery Old School
Well here he is, that singing fool
Please watch where you drool

Not here's what i was saying in a nutshell
Chicago is gonna go to hell
If the cubs win this thing
What the terror it would bring

They arent supoose to win, it doesnt make sense
They hitting the balls outside the fence
This will turn the tides into a Apocalypse
Hey, remeber George Stephenopoulus (sp?)

He was kinda a dork, man
I think i could kick his ass, man
this is my plan, man
...., man

Sing it Sammy!


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Hotdog Armour hotdog
What kinda kid eat armour hot dog
Ella enio all eniyah, ques end de-hei (WHAT?)
Ella chicos, Ella Chicas, es quien end he a he (WTF?!)
Love hot dog, armour hot dog
the dogs kids love to BITEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Did he just rattle off in the middle
What he's saying is a unquestionable riddle
Maybe that day he was just a little hoarse
But now I am getting off course

So anyway there you have it
my subject in a singing habit
Im never gonna do this shit again
Because this is now and that was then

Word :(

[Bad Boy Jmy Boy]

Fuck Chicago!!

[Professor Cool]

Welcome to my thread Bad Boy

Tea? Coffee? Ames Mint?

[RaVyNmOoN]

Fuck Chicago!!

:moon

fuck yourself its cheaper







:rock

[Bad Boy Jmy Boy]

Fuck me no fuck you!!!

[noob3]

FUCK PEPTO BISMALL

[RaVyNmOoN]

Fuck me no fuck you!!!


ewwwww gods no! i wouldnt touch you with a 10 foot poll

[Bad Boy Jmy Boy]

You know you would!!

[RaVyNmOoN]

You know you would!!

ummmm no i dont think so....that would be absolutely disgusting

[LegoLars]

A mothers love, is nice to have.

[Sam]

I'm glad Prof. Cool finnaly decided to go back to old school. It's been a long time coming. :)

[ScruU2wice]

cubs are tied 2-2 now in florida.

i want them to beat the yankees >:

[kahljorn]

BASEBALL IS GAY.

NOT IN A GOOD WAY.

[Gurlugon]

Marlins up one...

[Black Flag]

cubs are tied 2-2 now in florida.

i want them to beat the yankees >:

what the fuck, that'd mean the red sox would have to lose

fuck you, dude

[ScruU2wice]

i really didn't think of it that way :(

but it think cubs and yankees would be fuckin epic
either way CUBS MUST BE IN THE SERIES >:

cubs up again...

[punkgrrrlie10]

I'm rooting for the cubbies just b/c they have sucked for so long. I always root for the underdog.

[GADZOOKS]

LIKE ROCKY, BUT NOT LIKE ROCKY 3

GO TAMPA BAY BUCCANERS

[McClain]

Where the fuck is Sspadowsky on this thread? GO CUBBIES! Last night was the best game of the series.

[Geggy]

Fuck Yankees, I'm so sick of them. It would be awesome if it was the Red Sox vs the Cubs in the world series. The Cubs hasn't won a world series and the Red Sox hasn't won a champ since 1918. Since I'm a long time fan of the two, I don't know which to root for. :(

[The Retro Kat]

Cubs win!


If they do make it to the world series, win or lose, there is going to be a riot in Wrigleyville.

[Anonymous]

So is baseball over yet?

[glowbelly]

nope!

go cubbies! go red sox!! i love me some manny ass.

[Professor Cool]

Cubs win!


If they do make it to the world series, win or lose, there is going to be a riot in Wrigleyville.

Finally someone understood where I was getting at.

[Rez]

so what's the story now?

[ScruU2wice]

Cubs win!


If they do make it to the world series, win or lose, there is going to be a riot in Wrigleyville.

Finally someone understood where I was getting at.

i still remember there use to be craziness all over town whenever the bulls won the championship.
People are gonna go fricken psycho when the cubs win after almost a hundred years...

[GADZOOKS]

Hey remember when Magic johnson announced he had the HIV virus, there was riots everywhere.

[sspadowsky]

Fuck the Cubs. Fuck them right in the ear. When the Cubs make the playoffs and the Cardinals don't, we are truly living in dark times.

But I am taking solace. Because the Cubs are going to get to the World Series. For the first time since 1945. They're probably going to face the Red Sox. So, I want the Cubs, who have not won a World Series since 1908, to make it all the way to game 7 of the WS this year, in a nail-biter, and watch the big prize elude them once again. Hopefully in sudden, heartbreaking fashion.

Come to think of it, I'd probably like it even better if the Cubs made it to the World series and lost to the Yankees, because the Yankees have more World Championships than any other franchise. And the Cubs don't.

Fuck the Cubs.

[glowbelly]

FUCK THE YANKEES >:

[sspadowsky]

So last night, the Cubs had a 3-0 lead in the eighth inning (that's almost the end of the game for you non-baseball-understanding communist faggots). After an odd play involving a fan (see here) (http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/playoffs2003/news/story?id=1638663), the Cubs choked and fell apart, which is what the Cubs do. They choke and lose.

What I enjoyed the most was that the cameras kept panning all around the park, looking at the fans. It was priceless. Earlier in the game, they were delirious with joy, thinking they were going to cruise to an easy win and a ticket into the World Series. They were raucous, rowdy, and cheering like mad. After that eight-run inning, which took place over the course of about 10 minutes, the whole ballpark was silent as the grave, and all of the fans had this dumbstruck look on their faces, like they all just found out they were adopted.

Maybe they'll win tonight. But teams tend to get demoralized after such a sudden and crushing defeat.

Mmmmm.... Schadenfreude.

[kellychaos]

After that eight-run inning, which took place over the course of about 10 minutes, the whole ballpark was silent as the grave, and all of the fans had this dumbstruck look on their faces, like they all just found out they were adopted.

Maybe they'll win tonight. But teams tend to get demoralized after such a sudden and crushing defeat.



Actually, if you listened closely, there were two fairly audible chants of "Asshole!" and "Throw Him Out!" being directed at the knucklehead who interferred with the play. He needed a security escort to leave the stadium. My prediction? It's going to be a Yankees and Cubs World Series. You heard it here first.

Go Tigers!!

[sspadowsky]

Oh, I could hear them chanting "asshole." But the fact of the matter is that he didn't do anything wrong. The ball was out of play. The ump, who was five feet away, ruled that it was out of play, and therefore, there was no fan interference.

Besides, the Cubs just plain choked. Dusty Baker kept Prior in too long, and the Marlins started shelling him.

The sad thing is that many dipshit Cubs fans will blame that guy for the Cubs losing the game. In fact, the dickheads at the Chicago Sun-Times published the guy's fucking NAME AND PLACE OF WORK in the paper. Now some lunatic fan is propbably going to try to kill this guy.

I say again: Fuck the Cubs. There's a reason they haven't won a championship in 95 years.

[Professor Cool]

My uncle works at a place near there, there were newsvans everywhere, and like you said it was out of play, but i guess all of Chicago are in denial or are dipshits. I found the dismal faces of the fans funny, like Sammy died on the field or something, with that kinda fan spirit, cubs are sure to win.

My prediction is Marlins Vs. Yankees world series, the Cubs lost it 8th inning, and i don't think they'll be able to regain themselves from yesterday. And I got 50 bucks on the line to regain from the Braves loss.

[Rongi]

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[Anonymous]

Who cares? The best thing about that game was the news footage. They showed the guy getting esorted out, with a sweatshirt over his face to block the camera. Then, this crazed Cubs fan rushes him and tries to pull off the sweater, but a guard checks him into the wall.

Afterwards, they interviewed the fan and he says he wanted "to expose the man who cost the Cubs the game." Classic.

No word on how one lost ball caused them to botch the game in whatever way that they did. Still, I wouldn't want to be in the shoes of the poor bastard who just wanted a Major League ball.



On a related note, I wonder how much you could get for a ball that cost a Major League team a game?

[McClain]

Why are you so delusional Sammy? Did someone spit on your Members Only jacket while you were in line for a schnitzel at Wrigley?

[ScruU2wice]

A buncha people in my school were being dibshits and saying the guy should have been shot...
But nobody says anything about alex rodrigez for fumbling the ball they are all fuckheads thinking that everything would be exactly the same minus 8 runs for the marlins if the guy didnt "interfere"

cubs down 7-5 toppa the 6th :(

[sspadowsky]

Haha. Actually, no, fucker. I've been to Wrigley twice, and had a blast both times. But, I'm a native of St. Louis, and the Cardinals-Cubs rivalry goes back a long way.

Having said that, I want to add that I don't take sports that seriously as a rule. In this particular case, I'm rooting for the Cubs to lose in a fashion that will be brutal and sadistic, because I enjoy watching the Cubs fans get their hopes up, only to have them cruelly dashed over the jagged rocks of defeat.

BTW, how's your wife and my kid?

[ScruU2wice]

Haha. Actually, no, fucker.

"no" to what :confused

edit: i thought you were talking bout my post

[ScruU2wice]

Cubs lose 9-6 :(

the stadium is almost silent :/

time again to say next year...

[Professor Cool]

Cubs Lose

meh...i got 50 bucks out of it.

Nah Screw, time to forget about the cubs and go buy some new headphones.

[sspadowsky]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

:gloat

[McClain]

:die

[Professor Cool]

:party A winner is ME! :party

[Anonymous]

I can't wait for the morning paper:

A headline that includes the word "curse," accompanied by a picture of some forlorned fan. Magnificent.

[sspadowsky]

:die

Oh, come on, McClain. You love the abuse, you cute little bitch. :P

[Hugh_Bristic]

"I'm so depressed. I'm going to cry," 21-year-old Heather Swanson said.

I've never heard a better quotation.


P.S. How dare you use schadenfreude?

[Anonymous]

I heard on the radio that Jeb Bush is offering the dude that chased the foul ball 5 months' asylum in a South Florida condo.