Whats the difference between a French Maid and regular maid? [Archive]

arowyn

Oct 11th, 2003, 07:47 PM

My friend is gonna be a 'French' maid for halloween......whats the difference between that and a regular one? The French ones don't shave or something? I don't get it.

AChimp

Oct 11th, 2003, 07:56 PM

ONE GETS BANNED AND THE OTHER DOESN'T. >:

kahljorn

Oct 11th, 2003, 08:09 PM

THEY ARENT FRENCH MAIDS

THEY ARE FREEDOM MAIDS

Geez,

Helm

Oct 11th, 2003, 08:12 PM

chimp made me lol but don't tell him

Anonymous

Oct 11th, 2003, 08:56 PM

A french maid hates America, but a regular maid hates her job.

Immortal Goat

Oct 11th, 2003, 09:11 PM

French maids give out Blowjobs along with their regular cleaning duties.

Rez

Oct 11th, 2003, 09:20 PM

none, both can kick your ass and ban you.

James

Oct 12th, 2003, 01:37 AM

French Maid (http://www.threewisheslingerie.com/images/lilmaid-fk.jpg)
Normal Maid (http://www.theranch1041.com/cleaning_lady.jpg)

Lotida

Oct 12th, 2003, 11:18 AM

French maids have the sexy black outfits....
http://209.61.230.39/images/Products/Clothing/Maids%20Uniform/400-18A.jpg

Regular Maids.....Not so sexy...
http://www.anezbiz.com/images/maid.jpg

sadie

Oct 12th, 2003, 11:37 AM

somebody didn't click the links. >:

Abe Johnston

Oct 12th, 2003, 02:02 PM

French maids are French.

French is a weird word.Has anyone noticed that?French.Think about it.

Reilly

Oct 12th, 2003, 04:33 PM

French maids have anal hair, regular maids dont give you the chance to see their anal hair.

Hiyo

Ninjavenom

Oct 12th, 2003, 06:50 PM

In france, the words "maid" and "whore" are interchangeable.

In America, switching them in the presence of a maid will result in several lawsuits and picketers outside your home.

Wiffles

Oct 13th, 2003, 01:36 AM

French maids can also do the Can Can ^_~

Sam

Oct 13th, 2003, 01:41 AM

WTF WIFFLES >: SINCE WHEN DID YOU BECOME A RACIST AND APPLY STEREOTYPES TO PEOPLE? >: >: >:

Jixby Phillips

Oct 13th, 2003, 05:19 AM

today I saw a bumper sticker that said FIRST IRAQ... THEN FRANCE! and it made me come all over myself

Drev

Oct 13th, 2003, 01:10 PM

James made me horny. :(

The difference is all in the outfit.

HickMan

Oct 13th, 2003, 03:56 PM

http://www.anezbiz.com/images/maid.jpg

Nice DirtDevil! :love

Jeanette X

Oct 13th, 2003, 06:13 PM

I'm half French-Canadian. I'd make a good French Maid. :)
http://www.cosmicoutfitters.com/images/frenchy.gif

Wiffles

Oct 14th, 2003, 02:24 AM

WTF WIFFLES >: SINCE WHEN DID YOU BECOME A RACIST AND APPLY STEREOTYPES TO PEOPLE? >: >: >:

I did? O_O