Cybersex

[Mike P]

Friendly reminder: Cybersex leads to sex with goats.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Friendly Reminder: you're a fucking idiot.

[Mike P]

Friendly Reminder: I knew that.

[Spooky]

Friendly Reminder: Unfunny thread.

Friendly Reminder: I stole this device from Mike P.

[executioneer]

i think you've got things backwards there pal :lol

-willie

[Jeanette X]

I'm wearing a little French maid's outfit. What are you wearing? :orgasm

[HickMan]

nothing

[AChimp]

I AM SQUEEZING YOUR TITS NOW. TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU LIKE IT.

[Schimid]

Suck my Greek nuts. They're hairy and exotic. I'm Greek. Taste the Mediterranean.

[HickMan]

I AM SQUEEZING YOUR TITS NOW. TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU LIKE IT.

Not so hard, now! :eek

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Hey! I'm wearing a little french maid outfit too...and I have one hell of a wedgie.....

[Esuohlim]

I IMed someone wanting to cybersex and I was like typing "OK, let's start"
"Ungh...."
"Ungh...."
"Ungh..."
"Ungh..."
"Ungh..."
"Ungh..."
"Ungh..."
"Ungh..."

And then they were like "WTF"

:(

[Cosmo Electrolux]

cybersex is strangely unfulfilling....:(

[kellychaos]

Cyberbukake leads to poor telephone hygiene.

[Professor Cool]

:lol, kellychaos has got my "Seal of Approval"

http://www.phyllisharris.com/sunglasses_seal.jpeg

[HickMan]

Hey! I'm wearing a little french maid outfit too...and I have one hell of a wedgie.....

Ask somebody else, I hate being an internet pimp >:

[Drew Katsikas]

:lol, kellychaos has got my "Seal of Approval"

http://www.phyllisharris.com/sunglasses_seal.jpeg

what a pun. Milhouse made me Crack up.

[Schimid]

I remember, I used to have one of those back when I was a gay.

It was a little girl smiling for the camera but looking retarded. :(

[Helm]

I fuck goats.

[Mike P]

I fuck goats.

I never said doing that was a bad thing... if that's your thing, go right ahead.

[Skulhedface]

If you're the lead singer of GWAR, you've fucked a lot more than just goats.

"Had an orgy at the zoooooooo..."

[Cap'n Crunch]

I AM ABOUT TO STICK MY PHONE JACK INSIDE OF YOUR KEYBOARD HUB. HERE IT COMES! OMG, DID YOU SEE THE SPARKS?!?!?!

[Schimid]

that reminds me of an old episode of some nickelodeon show where this girl wanted to kiss this guy and they did and she was like "omg i saw fireworks" and then they kissed agian and was like "wtf no fireworks" but then the guy said "thats because we kissed on the 4th of july LOL"

i forget the show

[Cap'n Crunch]

COUSIN SKEETER. >:

[Schimid]

NEVERMIND GUYS IT WAS COUSIN SKEETER

[Sam]

I THINK IT WAS COUSIN SKEETER SCHIMID.

[Schimid]

DON'T LOOK NOW GUYS, BUT WE'VE RUINED THE THREAD :picklehat

[Professor Cool]

That was the brady bunch, when peter got kissed by a girl, you doffuses.

I didn't know Skeeter got his own spinoff.

[Schimid]

WTF NOT THAT SKEETER

http://www.nick.com/all_nick/specials/snick/images/show_skeeter.gif

>:

[Professor Cool]

Emmanuel Lewis got his own cartoon?

[Esuohlim]

DID SOMEONE SAY SKEETER? :picklehat

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[Schimid]

nah

[Professor Cool]

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:w3L5RxpfscQC:www.eslkidstuff.com/images/mosquito.gif

[Skulhedface]

http://www.starz-city.com/skeet_ulrich/006.jpg

OOPS THAT'S SKEET NOT SKEETRER

[Kevimus H]

a gurl asked me to cyber once. i sed promptly,

"lets do it for real instead. All that typeing just makes it more complicated, like yogurt."

[oedipus_wrecked]

I had a 16 year old IM me one day, and after some pointless talk about his songwriting skills, some poor comeons, and A/S/L-ing, he came up with this little gem: "Wanna do something fun? Do you have a horney (sic) cat?"

Wow. I do not want to know what this kid's fetishes might be.

[Big Papa Goat]

Pussys! :lol
edit: >:

[JesusFishSticks]

Ain't nothing wrong with liking cats...
Nala from the lion king, man, that was a hot lion.

[oedipus_wrecked]

Ain't nothing wrong with liking cats...
Nala from the lion king, man, that was a hot lion.

Now the topic seems to be heading into the magical land of YIFF. http://burns.thefinaldimension.org/cwm/3dlil/eek2.gif

[Derangon]

O-kay then.... I always ruin Cyber.

It's really, really funny. Seriously, have you ever had someone suddenly yell out "Sandwiches! I need a sandwich!" Then go out and make a sandwich in the middle of one? Then you've met me. ;)

[Big McLargehuge]

you do that because you are funny, and extraordinary. somebody get this person a seal DAMNIT.