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Vibecrewangel
Oct 17th, 2003, 02:32 PM
When a credit reporting agency charges your credit card for a credit report in someone elses name and doesn't verify the charge with you first.

Could this week get any more screwed up?

Schimid
Oct 17th, 2003, 02:36 PM
A bankruptcy lawyer expecting to get paid.

Running over someone, then taking the ambulance that comes for their body and run over more people. (GTA3 :()

FS
Oct 17th, 2003, 03:01 PM
It's rai-yee-ain on your wedding day.
Note: shortly after, someone will point out that that song isn't ironic at all, which is ironic.

Anonymous
Oct 17th, 2003, 03:04 PM
No, it's unfortunate. Irony is not a black fly in your chardonay.

FS
Oct 17th, 2003, 03:07 PM
Is it the good advice that you just didn't take?

Rez
Oct 17th, 2003, 03:09 PM
WORST FUNNY OF THE WEEK, FS.
THAT'S WHY IT'S HILARIOUS.
IT WAS ON PURPOSE RIGHT?
YOU'RE A FUNNY GUY,FS.

James
Oct 17th, 2003, 03:09 PM
It's making a thread, complaining about the abundance of pointless crap on the boards.

Spooky
Oct 17th, 2003, 03:59 PM
nobody would've thought to say anything about that "ironic" song not being ironic, if Pop-Up Video didn't hate on it first. YOU ALL KNOW THATS WHERE YOU GOT IT FROM.

>:

James
Oct 17th, 2003, 04:21 PM
Actually, I'm pretty sure Boogie was citing a lesbian comic as his reference.

FS
Oct 17th, 2003, 04:35 PM
I don't know where I first heard that the song Ironic wasn't ironic at all, but it's also in way too many "did you know..." lists on the Internet and in magazines.

Zhukov
Oct 17th, 2003, 06:10 PM
FS you arse. When I saw this thread I was going to say "It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife". Steal my song why don't you.



Maybe it is ironic if you need a knife to kill the guy that gave you ten thousand spoons?

Mike P
Oct 17th, 2003, 06:17 PM
Irony is an adjective you use when something tastes like the metal iron.

As well as something that adds to what it complains about, I think, such as the director of a really bad movie saying that movies made today suck.

Anonymous
Oct 17th, 2003, 06:20 PM
James spotted my Sabrina Matthews reference.

FS
Oct 18th, 2003, 04:09 AM
I think it's only ironic if you're a spoon salesman who just got an order for 10,000 spoons and then you fall into a giant bowl of soup.

James
Oct 18th, 2003, 05:10 AM
It's ironic that Superman can be weakened and/or killed by rock from the planet in which he was birthed on, which would have no affect on him if he were still on that planet, but it blew up.

It's ironic that Jesus died for our sins, and is probably burning in Hell for his own.

It's ironic that when the Trojan War to rescue Helen began, she was young and beautiful. But by the time she was finally rescued years later, she was old and ugly.

There's even irony in my sig. :(

Dole
Oct 18th, 2003, 05:30 AM
Its pretty ironic that the most amazing tool for communication invented so far is mostly used to view pronography and for 15 year olds to call each other 'retards'.

Zhukov
Oct 18th, 2003, 10:49 AM
I don't know what irony means anymore.

Helm
Oct 18th, 2003, 11:24 AM
STFU Moron!1

Emu
Oct 18th, 2003, 01:16 PM
Its pretty ironic that the most amazing tool for communication invented so far is mostly used to view pronography and for 15 year olds to call each other 'retards'.

lol wtf u riterd how cud u be so stuped

^ Irony