HALLOWEEN GRAB BAG - SPOOKY COOKIE KIT!

[Mockery]

Here's the latest update to the Halloween Grab Bag section... a look at Pillsbury's new Halloween Chocolate Chip Cookie Kit (with edible decorations). They looked damned good, but would it be worth it? Read on to find out...

http://www.i-mockery.com/Halloween/Bag/pics/cookie-kit-box.jpg (http://www.I-Mockery.com/Halloween/Bag/cookie-kit.asp)
HALLOWEEN GRAB BAG - HALLOWEEN CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE KIT!
http://www.I-Mockery.com/Halloween/Bag/cookie-kit.asp

Enjoy!

-RoG-

[Schimid]

o.O

[Rez]

frosting like that would give me a headache O_O

[Drev]

IMO, wouldn't the Pilsbury Doughboy be a shape-shifting monster? After all, he IS made out of dough, and dough can easily have a changed shape. So, he could probably turn into a tentacle monster and rape schoolgirls in the shady allies of Japan. Perhaps, there was a soul brave enough to sacrifice his life against the evil dough demon, and plant a device inside him that makes him dostile and not able to transform, but for this to happen, they have to push a button every often like a recharge. Therefore, I have solved the reason they poke the Doughboy in the commercials. Thank you.

[Anonymous]

The doughboy is of the same race of monsters as the Michelin Man and the Staypuft Marmallow Man, so stuff your fantasies.

[Drev]

You can eat the Michelin Man?!? :eek

What doe she taste like?

[pissed off salesman]

You can eat the Michelin Man?!? :eek

What doe she taste like?

He tastes like car-seat foam. You see, they have samples of the original michelin beast's DNA. They have millions of clones of him hidden in underground death camps, and they kill them to make seat filling. Thats why sometimes you get the feeling the inside of your seat is shifting, because the micheline beast is still alive in there!!

[JimboJames]

!!! what! What about those mini figures they give away? Are those alive...?

[AChimp]

The TRUE evil of the Pillsbury Doughboy is revealed! :(

http://members.shaw.ca/achimp/pillsbury.gif

[Drev]

!!! what! What about those mini figures they give away? Are those alive...?

I don't think so. They are bobble heads, so that remove the neck, hollow out the skull, and put a spring inside. :(

[pissed off salesman]

Plus the "minifigures" are aborted micheline babies. The seat stuffing adults are just knocked unconcious and shoved inside a seat cover

[Cap'n Crunch]

http://www.geocities.com/radioactivechair/tires.txt

[pissed off salesman]

http://www.geocities.com/radioactivechair/tires.txt

:lol

[Anonymous]

http://www.geocities.com/radioactivechair/tires.txt

:lol
:lol

*No, it won't be hilarious if you repeat this.

[JimboJames]

Im going to free them all!

[Snatchtastic]

Who are you going to free? The Jews?

[JimboJames]

Hmm good question, First I will free the Michelin people, because the jews are already free...duh..... Oh and second I will free all the mini ninjas from all dollar stores....