WW III is coming

[Anonymous]

People. As you all know, WWIII is coming and we must take action. I'm stocking up on weapons and turning my house into a fort.

When the invaders come, I'm not taking any chances.

[Anonymous]

Heres a video that proves it-

rtsp://st21g1.services.att-idns.net/v1/494/1742/2597/dailyshow/colbert/colbert_7075_300.rm

[GADZOOKS]

Does this mean your and those Faggots are coming back to flame the board?

Edit: oh yeah, i saw the daily show before, you still suck though.

[Mike P]

It's coming already? Crap. I was hoping for at least another twenty years... oh well. Hey, who's the war against, anyway?

[DJ Potatoe]

The war is probably against Zimbabwe. No one ever liked them anyways.

[Mike P]

Zimbabwe? Then what am I worried about? Give me a pointy stick, I'll take those buggers down!

[DJ Potatoe]

Man! Ya can't take those zimbabwa-ians down with JUST a stick! You're gonna need some essentials...

1. Mud
2. KY Jelly
3. 7 episodes of Married With Children

NOW you're ready...remember that they just WANT you to think they're all weak so you just rush in without thinking weilding a stick.

That coulda been dangerous. Good luck!

[Mike P]

Thank you. Now I shall defend out country against those Zimbabweans!

*Takes supplies and rushes off*

[Snatchtastic]

PFFFFFFFFFF Whatever,

World War 3 was supposed to happen on August 29th 1997.

[Helm]

Set fire to this thread

[Drev]

I hope the next hitler in WW3 is a midget, and not the scary hair guy from Korea.

[Esuohlim]

WW III CAN'T COME UNTIL YOU RUB IT HARD ENOUGH, AND EVEN THEN IT STILL WON'T APPRECIATE YOU. >:

[Command Prompt]

Whats with your new avatar? Isn't that the guy who got arrested for eating little kids or some shit?

[Skulhedface]

IT'S ED ROONEY YOU UNEDUCATED IN POPCULTURE BUMBLEFUCK >:

[Comrade Rocket]

The war is probably against Zimbabwe. No one ever liked them anyways.

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[Mike]

Whatever happens, I will defend the Zimbabweans. With my love and my orange juice and stuff. And my things. Yeah.

[GADZOOKS]

WW III CAN'T COME UNTIL YOU RUB IT HARD ENOUGH, AND EVEN THEN IT STILL WON'T APPRECIATE YOU. >:

http://frank.harvard.edu/~jason/thoughts/seinfeld.jpg

YOU GOTTA DO IT LIKE A BAND-AID, ONE MOTION, RIGHT OFF!!!

[Anonymous]

Trigger, Potatoe was around way before your stupid ass was, only as Orange Juice Bruce.

But yes, both Mikes can fuck off.

[Phil the anorak]

People. As you all know, WWIII is coming and we must take action. I'm stocking up on weapons and turning my house into a fort.

When the invaders come, I'm not taking any chances.

Well I guess we had 2 world wars so far called WW1 AND WW2 so its logical WW3 will follow.

[Phil the anorak]

The war is probably against Zimbabwe. No one ever liked them anyways.

World cricket authorities do. But they probably think Ian Smith's still in charge.

[Geggy]

PFFFFFFFFFF Whatever,

World War 3 was supposed to happen on August 29th 1997.

Terminator 2.

[Wiffles]

Im gonna make a bunker out of candy! O_O

[Mike]

Oh shove it someplace dark and poopy, Chojin. You know you want to.

[Anonymous]

What happened to the avatar with you standing in front of your middle school's bulletin board?

[Mike]

I sold it to a porn studio, along with your parents and your boyfriend.

[Anonymous]

Ok.

[Esuohlim]

lol

[Rez]

:love OMG NEW MADDOX ARTICLE :love

[Mike]

I'm glad we have an understanding, biznitchotchizle. Now why don't I explode and dance on your brain!! mmmmpphhhhaahaheh.