CAMPING

[Lotida]

I went camping in Northern Michigan this weekend and it was very cold. At night we had a bonfire and everyone sat around the fire. One girl got totally wasted and, while she was standing at the fire singing horribly, peed her pants! AT THE FIRE.....IN FRONT OF EVERYONE!!!

Here's the wierd part. She kept singing for about 10 minutes after she peed. If you peed your pants in the cold, it would be pleasantly warm for about 2 seconds then wouldn't you freeze your butt off?? It was fucking cold out!! Nobody told her....finally she slowly made her way to her camper....and never came back out!

I laughed my ass off! What a great night! :)

[HickMan]

Only true campers sleep in tents. >:

[Lotida]

Should I have woken her up and told her to drag her pissy pants out to a tent?

[JimboJames]

Its a way different outcome for men, water near the penis and very cold outside....Not good.

[Lotida]

I'm thinking no matter how drunk you got.... You sould still FEEL your freezing cold pants clinging to you by the hot fire about 2 seconds after they were peed in! I would think?? :(

[Mike P]

Only true campers sleep in tents. >:

True campers gather up sticks and stuff and make a lean-to.

[HickMan]

Those are campers who can't afford a tent :(

[Lotida]

Tents are for people that can't afford a camper.

Poor bastards! >:

[Mike P]

Ouch. Score one for Lotida.

[Esuohlim]

But she loses a BILLION points for travelling to Michigan in fucking October.

Stupid cunt. >:

[HickMan]

Tents are for people that can't afford a camper.

Poor bastards! >:

Campers are for people who think they are camping but all they are doing is sleeping in a trailer.

Lean-to's are for poor bastards, and tents are for REAL campers. >:

-2 points for me. >:

[Drev]

Fucking campers keep killing me in First Person Shooters. :(


And I don't play first person shooters. :(

[Helm]

Set fire to this thread

[Mike P]

Fucking campers keep killing me in First Person Shooters. :(


And I don't play first person shooters. :(

I so resisted to keep from making a joke like that, and now you've just gone and done me in.

THanks, buddy.

[Lotida]

But she loses a BILLION points for travelling to Michigan in fucking October.

Stupid cunt. >:
I LIVE in Michigan you fucking prick!! >:

[The Retro Kat]

Were you boobies getting so hard that you had to have your other female friends rub them to warm them up?

[Lotida]

Dude...get a girlfriend! :(

[The Retro Kat]

I have one, but that doesn't mean I can't have an imagination.

[Skulhedface]

In fact, girlfriends that are receptive to some of our more imaginative impulses are usually the girls we love keeping around.

Ha. Ha. Ha?

[Lotida]

A decent girlfriend would have ripped that to shreds by now. :)

[Esuohlim]

YOU LIVE IN MICHIGAN? :love

COME OVER MY HOUSE SOMETIME :love :love

[Esuohlim]

JK YOU'RE STILL A CUNT LOL >:

[Lotida]

Didn't you get the memo that CUNT was being overused on this board and people were asked to try to come up with something different? Cunt loses it's offensiveness when everyone's saying it.....every other post!

Break out of the nine dots dude! Be original! Fucking Prick! :)

[Esuohlim]

THE :) EMOTICON IS FOR CUNTS

[Lotida]

THE :) EMOTICON IS FOR CUNTS
U just used it.....are you a cunt? :) :) :) :) :)

Oooops.....I forgot to >: after every single post. Sorry Lemming! :)

[Esuohlim]

I liked it better when you had the hard-to-read blue text. That way, I knew it was your post immediately and I could skip right over it to save time.

[Lotida]

The Avatar doesn't give it away Smart Guy?

:tear

[Anonymous]

Cunt loses it's offensiveness when everyone's saying it.....every other post!

[CastroMotorOil]

where did you go in northern michigan? UP or somewhere else?

[Anonymous]

Shut up, fucker

[CastroMotorOil]

:(

[Geggy]

I'm surprised women would deem the word 'cunt' as offensive. I mean, don't they already have a cunt in the first place?


OOOOH, ok, never mind. I understand why they all have cunts now. duh. cuz they're bunch of cunts! lol umm....

[Protoclown]

I've never been camping, and I'm not sure I'd ever want to. I cun't imagine going without working plumbing.

[Crimson Ghost]

Real campers shit in the woods and wipe their asses with leaves. Just make sure it's not poison ivy. Cunt.

[HickMan]

The Avatar doesn't give it away Smart Guy?

:tear

The :tear emoticon has no place in that post. :boob

[Lotida]

I'm sad he doesn't like my posts. I didn't realize there was a correct smiley for any post. Don't be a dick for no reason. At least know what the fuck you are talking about when you are!! K? >:

[Lotida]

I'm surprised women would deem the word 'cunt' as offensive. I mean, don't they already have a cunt in the first place?

OOOOH, ok, never mind. I understand why they all have cunts now. duh. cuz they're bunch of cunts! lol umm....

Poor lonely bastard......all alone in your mom's basement!! Crying pittifully "all girls are cunts" sniffle, sniffle. "I'll show them all! I will call each and every one of them a cunt.... OVER THE COMPUTER. Then they won't have to see what a pimplefaced, fat, lazy fuck I am in person. snoooooort"

>:

[glowbelly]

hush up, cunt.

[HickMan]

http://www.e-cadfael.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/images/larger/100x100/100_110.jpgCut your hair, hippie.

[kellychaos]

Teh last time I camped was in the army for which they paid me. It's the last time I had any motivation to camp. It makes me appreciate the existence of hotels all the more.

[DJ Potatoe]

I pitched a tent this morning.

Get it?

[Lotida]

No, nobody has ever heard that term before.

Cut my hair??? Bite your tongue!!! >:

[HickMan]

http://www.switkin.com/personal/musings/tongue.jpg

[DJ Potatoe]

Yes they have, you dumb bitch. Thats why it was a joke.

3 letters for you:

U

R

stupid

[Anonymous]

lol :<

[Spooky]

October in Michigan sucks.

Everyone should camp outside of Westland Mall, conviently located in Westland Michigan.

We can loot their frozen pepsi machines. :(

[Esuohlim]

Shut up. Stop talking about Michigan as if it's magicall or anything. Fag

[Spooky]

It is Magical.

MAGICALLY GAY FOR HAVING YOU AS A RESIDENT.

:lol

[Mike P]

I used to go camping all the time in Boy Scouts. Then I realized I hated the Boy Scouts and taking time to go get some of that wilderness. Most of all, however, it made me miss the final episode of the Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon twice. God damned camping.

[Crimson Ghost]

The only thing good about Michigan is... wait, there's nothing good about Michigan.

[Mike P]

Well, I dunno, I always liked how Michigan is seperated into two landmasses, as if it couldn't stand itself.

And for some reason, I've always equated llamas with Michigan. Are there llamas in Michigan?

[kellychaos]

Is it proper for your scoutmaster to bring Werthers along and offer assistance in pitching your tent? :/

[Mike P]

Is it proper for your scoutmaster to bring Werthers along and offer assistance in pitching your tent? :/

No... he just bitched at us about getting the tents set up, then bitched at us for even more stuff. And if he did bring any kind of candy, he would torture us with it... :(

[Spooky]

Theres a guy who lives in my neighboring town of Inkster, and he owns a Llama and walks it around all the time. I saw him at Wendy's once. He looks kind of like Willy Nelson.

[Bennett]

I spent a few years in Wayne... once I walked from the Double Olive in Dearborn down Mich. Ave to my mom's place in Wayne... drunk at 2:00 am.

[kellychaos]

That's a scary neighborhood. Were you hurt?

[Bennett]

only my feelings :(

I was pissed at a friend, so I decided to walk home. It really was a stupid thing to do, considering the area, but it sure as hell is funny to think about now. Too bad it was so late, I could've got a burger at Miller's.

I miss Detroit.

[kellychaos]

Not much has changed in recent times except for the amount that they incereased parking fees due to the new casinos and stadiums. Progress is good, but damn. I'm glad I still have my WSU student card for the campus parking structures.

[The_Moderator]

Let's stay on-topic, guys.

[HickMan]

Boy Scouts are cool. :thumbsup

[kahljorn]

I like posts.

[Mike P]

Theres a guy who lives in my neighboring town of Inkster, and he owns a Llama and walks it around all the time. I saw him at Wendy's once. He looks kind of like Willy Nelson.

MWA HA HA! EXCELLENT! MY LLAMA MIND CONTROL SHALL SOON TAKE OVER MICHIGAN! MWA HA HA!

Uh... I mean... that's cool.