New kitten... and a new sword!

[Carnivore]

http://home.comcast.net/~carnivorous/GaladrielCat3.jpg
My girlfriend decided to get a kitten. It's just a kitten. She named it Galadriel.

http://home.comcast.net/~carnivorous/Sword.jpg
This is my sword! It rules all! I haven't named it yet, but I'm thinking of calling it Deathbringer! I'm going to use it to kill the undead! :rock

[Evil Robot]

NAME THE SWORD "PENIS".

[DJ Potatoe]

Name the sword Galadriel so when she says "will you play with Galadriel?", you can say "ok" and cut off her head....


then when her decapitated head bitches about it, you can blame it on her.

[Ninjavenom]

Ah, that blade has most definite reek of :rock to it.

[Carnivore]

For the record, Galadriel doesn't really have one green and one blue eye. She has two glowing red eyes of death!

[AChimp]

That is an awesome sword. :love

[DJ Potatoe]

That kitten is soooo cute

[Anonymous]

http://www.popnko.com/imock/kitteh.jpg

Taken on the set of my last mini-mock.

[Protoclown]

Dude, that cat is freaky looking. I like it. And a good name too!

[ACAB]

the sword is sick but i dont like the ball on the end

[Mike P]

Can Galadriel use the sword? I know it's a stupid-ass question, but it would be really cool.

[MK IV]

Its called a Pommel Acab.

And is the sword a display model , or one made for actual use ?
Like re-enactments or larping ?

[FS]

The cat should've been named Stripe :(

[Les Waste]

And is the sword a display model , or one made for actual use ?
Like re-enactments or larping ?
LOL-A-THON

[oedipus_wrecked]

Deadly weapons + kitten with freaky eyes = YES!

Love the sword, "Deathbringer" is one hell of a blade.

[Carnivore]

The sword is to be displayed. It has a dull edge, but a sharp point.

[Spectre X]

She should have called the cat Deathbringer and the sword Snookums. It would have been great. You could be all like "And now I slay you, foul demon of the nether egions with my mighty blade of smiting, SNOOKUMS!!!" and it would rule. :(


EDIT:Also, if you would use it to kill the undead, wouldn't 'Re-Deathbringer' be a more fitting name? :/

[kahljorn]

CHOJIN'S ALWAYS GOT TO BE POSTING HIS CAT

IT'S NOT ABOUT YOUR HOMOSEXUAL CAT RIGHT NOW CHOJIN, ITS ABOUT CARNI'S HOMOSEXUAL CAT. YOU HAVE ABOUT 5 THOUSAND THREADS WITH CAT PICTURES IN IT SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO TAKE A PICTURE OF YOU BONING YOUR CAT OVER A BOND FIRE AS THOUGH YOU WERE ROASTING MARSH MALLOWS FOR SMORES, AND DONT FORGET TO MELT HOT WAXY CHOCOLATE ON YOUR DICK, BITCH!

[Crimson Ghost]

I guess he doesn't like cats.

[kellychaos]

Kitten Kabob! :yum

[mburbank]

Name the sword 'kitten' and the cat 'sword'.




That would be a hysterical laugh riot.

[Gooze]

[quote=Also, if you would use it to kill the undead, wouldn't 'Re-Deathbringer' be a more fitting name? :/[/quote]

He's gotta point there.

I prefer the name Doomgiver, Endbringer could also work.

[Spectre X]

YOU FAIL AT QUOTING! >:

[kellychaos]

I hate tests.

[Cap'n Crunch]

YOU ARE A CUNT. :|

[The_Moderator]

This is going off-topic. If you people continue to bicker, I'm locking this thread.

[Protoclown]

OMG THAT SOUNDS SERIOUS

ZOINKS :eek

[pissed off salesman]

I never had much luck with kittens. They always managed to find their way to the road, and a car always managed to find it's way through said kitten's internal organs.

[Nerd]

That sword is the shit. Where did you get it?

[Protoclown]

Too bad you're going to stab yourself in the hand every time you try to use it.

You'd be better off trying to wield the cat. :(

[Comrade Rocket]

this thread made me :lol