I gots a hedehog

[mburbank]

up me clunge.

[Anonymous]

hello? can you say "yeast infection"?

[mburbank]

GET THE HELL OFF MY DAMN LAWN!!!

[Anonymous]

telling me won't do anything. you need to apply the cream

[kellychaos]

Ron Jeremy? You have a high pain threshold, Max.

[mburbank]

I'm quite certain you mean 'one needs to apply the cream'.

Or 'it puts the cream on it's problem area'.

Or something like that.

And both the 'hedgehog' and the 'clunge' are metaphorical.

[Evil Robot]

Thats why guns are, for the most part, legal in the US. Some situations can't be rectified without violence.

[mburbank]

http://www.pullmankids.com/ani/hedgehog.jpg

[Drev]

*insert Sonic the Hedgehog reference here*

[kellychaos]

A real tough guy uses fish. They slide IN pretty easily but those scales ... ho boy!

[Jeanette X]

Bestiality sure is a fun thing to do
But I have to say this as a warning to you:
With almost all animals, you can have ball
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

The spines on his back are too sharp for a man
They’ll give you a pain in the worst place they can
The result I think you’ll find will appall:
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all!

Mounting a horse can often be fun
An elephant too; though he weighs half a ton
Even a mouse (though his hole is quite small)
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

A fish is refreshing, although a bit wet
And a cat or a dog can be more than a pet
Even a giraffe (despite being so tall)
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

You can ravish a sloth but it would take all night
With a shark it is faster, but the darned beast might bite
We already mentioned the horse, you may recall
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

For prosimian fun, you can bugger a lemur
To bolster your name as a pervert and schemer
The lemurs cry “Frink!” as a coy mating call
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
http://www.scottshipley.com/hedgehog.JPG

[Dole]

'Up me clunge' was a popular 70's UK sitcom starring the irrepresible Mollie Sugden as an amusingly accomodating prostitute:

http://www.phill.co.uk/people/pics/sugden.jpg

[Spectre X]

Mollie Sugden? I loved Are You Being Served. :(

[mburbank]

I was mostly referring to my quality of life at the moment of posting, not bestiality or an other overtl sexual practice.

I meant that life was a pain in the ass.

And I intended to yell 'THANKS FOR RUINING THIS THREAD!" at someone at some point, but I'm past that now.


And "Up Me Clunge", re-run birefly of New Hampshire PBS in 1982 was a wonderful show.

[Jeanette X]

I
I meant that life was a pain in the ass.

http://www.twrs.fsnet.co.uk/pics/hedgehog.JPG
The hedgehogs want to know what they can do to cheer you up. :(

[Protoclown]

THEY CAN GET ON MY PLATE :lol

[mburbank]

They can stay out me clunge for starters.

Today is better.

[Rez]

I
I meant that life was a pain in the ass.

http://www.twrs.fsnet.co.uk/pics/hedgehog.JPG
The hedgehogs want to know what they can do to cheer you up. :(

i found that incredibly cute >:

[Drev]

I want a pet hedgehog... :tear

How much do they go for average in petstores? :(

*insert ANOTHER Sonic the Hedgehog reference here*

[Jeanette X]

I want a pet hedgehog... :tear

How much do they go for average in petstores? :(

*insert ANOTHER Sonic the Hedgehog reference here*
Well, if you are actually interested:
http://directory.google.com/Top/Recreation/Pets/Exotic/Hedgehogs/?tc=1
http://directory.google.com/Top/Recreation/Pets/Exotic/Hedgehogs/Breeders/
They are becoming more and more common as pets...

[glowbelly]

hedehog >:

[pjalne]

http://www.pullmankids.com/ani/hedgehog.jpg

"I'm flying, Jack!"

[Jeanette X]

http://www.whh.org/photos/photographs/2week2.jpg
Not as warm as a clunge, but it will do.

[Eternal_Champion]

Try porcupine

[Jeanette X]

http://wfscnet.tamu.edu/courses/wfsc421/lecture04/img008.jpg
They aren't related beyond the fact that they are both mammals.