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kellychaos
Oct 23rd, 2003, 05:06 PM
Stiff Discipline After Schoolboys' Viagra Prank

Thu October 23, 2003 10:24 AM ET

LONDON (Reuters) - Six British schoolboys were rushed to hospital after taking the erection-enhancing drug Viagra at lunchtime for a dare, the school said on Thursday.
Forest School in Winnersh, southern England said paramedics were called after a fellow student told teachers about the 13-year-olds' prank.

"It is believed that a pupil brought the tablets in from home into the all-boys school and shared them with five friends," the local education authority said in a statement.

The Sun newspaper quoted a source at the school as saying: "By the time the afternoon lessons began, there was no hiding what they had done."

Paramedics took the six squirming boys to the nearby Royal Berkshire Hospital, where they were monitored until the effects wore off.

"The school has a strict no drugs policy and a pupil will be temporarily excluded for actions which placed other pupils at risk," the education authority added.

Brought to mind memories of the third grade or so when I was getting them before I even knew what the hell the use for them was.

Teacher: Can you solve this problem on the board for us, Kelly?

Kelly: I think that I'll take the zero, thanks. :blush: :(

P.S. Also like the headline. :)

Skulhedface
Oct 23rd, 2003, 06:46 PM
I thought this thread was gonna be about priests for some reason.

Geggy
Oct 23rd, 2003, 07:40 PM
Kellychaos, are we supposed to laugh at that? If so, :lol :lol

Snatchtastic
Oct 24th, 2003, 02:09 AM
I thought this was going to be a thread about when you got your first Boner.

FS
Oct 24th, 2003, 10:45 AM
How did this qualify as a "prank"? And why were they "squirming"? This whole thing stinks of pedophilia cover-up to me.

The Retro Kat
Oct 25th, 2003, 12:13 AM
I remember in 7th grade I'd get boners all the time in history, because it was really boring and young minds tend to wander. One time I got called to the board with a full staff ol glory, so I tried to tuck it away, it kinda showed. But as I was walking up, I accidently hit the girl in front of me with it, I though, "Oh Shit!"
She thought it was my hand, i think, and she said stop touching me.

Sir Douglas Chapwire
Oct 25th, 2003, 12:43 AM
That's what they get for being so cocky.

Protoclown
Oct 25th, 2003, 02:08 AM
That's some wit you got there. Really.

Jixby Phillips
Oct 25th, 2003, 03:09 AM
DID YOU USED TO WRITE FOR WIN BEN STIENS MONEY??

GADZOOKS
Oct 25th, 2003, 05:42 PM
They got horny all the time.

Skulhedface
Oct 25th, 2003, 07:04 PM
YOU KNOW THERE IS A TRICK TO HIDING A BONER.

wear baggy pants and a belt. Tuck your penis up under your belt.

NOTE: THIS DOESN'T WORK IF YOU HAVE A TINY PENIS.

Rongi
Oct 25th, 2003, 07:15 PM
my penis is so huge i use it like a belt man.

Esuohlim
Oct 25th, 2003, 08:00 PM
DO YOU USE IT TO SPANK NAUGHTY CHILDREN?

Skulhedface
Oct 25th, 2003, 08:01 PM
I'd do that, but if I got a boner it'd rip my beltloops.

Jeanette X
Oct 25th, 2003, 09:51 PM
I'd do that, but if I got a boner it'd rip my beltloops.
:love :orgasm

Esuohlim
Oct 26th, 2003, 12:32 AM
I wasn't talking to you.

CaptainBubba
Oct 26th, 2003, 12:42 AM
I had a boner all day today. It was funny, because an erection is a precursor to sex, and everyone knows that is the quintescence of comedy gold.

It actually was pretty funny since I kept carrying around the girl and I had to use both hands to do that, so everyone but her had a nice "in their face" view of my boner. It didn't help that since I was carrying her on my back I was already easily subject to be stared at. :loo

Skulhedface
Oct 26th, 2003, 01:31 AM
I wasn't talking to you.

I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU EITHER!

my penis is so huge i use it like a belt man.

I'd do that, but if I got a boner it'd rip my beltloops.

Unless you were talking to Jeanette.

In which case, I just added a lot of confusion. BUT, at least I have a big penis that rips my beltloops.

The bottom line is... how can I not like Jeanette if thinking about my penis makes her use dirty emoticons? :) Or something like that.

Big Papa Goat
Oct 26th, 2003, 03:41 AM
I don't like it when Jeanette uses dirty emoticons.

GADZOOKS
Oct 26th, 2003, 04:04 AM
Keep Sex in the family kids, FUCKING PERVERTS.

http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/movies/images/hardball.jpg

Gadzooks, keepin it real for the negro homekids of the new millenium.

Mockery
Oct 26th, 2003, 11:04 AM
I thought this thread was going to be about gals we fancied when we were wee lads. :(

Rongi
Oct 26th, 2003, 12:34 PM
In 7th grade there was this pretty girl named Angel. She had long black hair and nice eyes. It turns out that she lost her virginity at the age of 13 :(

AChimp
Oct 26th, 2003, 01:08 PM
I bet you could fit a whole firehydrant in her vagina now. :eek

Rongi
Oct 26th, 2003, 01:27 PM
Pfft, by 9th grade she could fit three in there.

Skulhedface
Oct 26th, 2003, 04:16 PM
lol :(

kellychaos
Oct 27th, 2003, 04:03 PM
I thought this thread was going to be about gals we fancied when we were wee lads. :(

Jacklyn Smith from the original "Charlie's Angels". She still looks pretty good for her age. I think she's in her late forties or possibly early fifties now. I had a Farrah Fawsett swimsuit in which you could prolly hand a coat off the nipple protusions ... if it wasn't a poster, I mean.

Professor Cool
Oct 28th, 2003, 01:11 AM
Brooke Shields, because in the early 80's her movies were shit but the closest thing to getting a porno.