ATTENTION: Before posting here, read or be DESTROYED

[FS]

Hello. This forum is currently going down the shitter faster than a string of liquid poop going down the shitter. This is because too many people are posting the wrong pictures, giving new people who visit this forum the idea that posting the wrong pictures is what it's *all about*. So let me clear on this.

DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, POST:
-pictures that have already been photoshopped, manipulated, or in any way altered to look "funny".
-pictures from a site that offers "funny" pictures (all pictures with a site URL in one corner) like boners.com or funnypictures.com.
-pictures about drugs, sex, cheese, monkeys, squirrels, farts, shit, testicles, penises, breasts, vaginas, children making "funny" faces, ugly people, fat people, midgets, babies in "funny" situations and animals doing "funny" things.

DO POST:
-pictures that have not been photoshopped, manipulated, or in any way altered.
-pictures that are unintentionally funny.
-pictures that can potentially be funny if photoshopped or captioned by funny people.

For a reference to the difference between "funny" and funny, please clasp your balls in your right hand and squeeze as hard as you can. If you started laughing when you read 'balls', that would be "funny". I will have started laughing when you started squeezing, because it's funny.

And now, to give this post some purpose, here is a potentially amusing picture of Archie Bunker to be captioned or photoshopped:

http://www.apocalypsefiction.com/isstwo/arch.jpg

[Geggy]

Archie Bunker clasps his balls with his right hand.

[Emu]

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:(

[oedipus_wrecked]

Jimbo goes into his Mercury Power Makeup transformation, to the horror of the unsuspecting crowd.

[Big Papa Goat]

Archie Bunker however, very much enjoyed Jimbo's transexual antics.

[ScruU2wice]

MY BABY! WHERES MY BABY...!

[Protoclown]

You people don't read very well.

[Devil-Man]

:( what is photo shop for if it is not for altering pictueres tell me one simple tool in there that is not for altering a picture that is taken what about color enhanceing thats altering a picture if your throwing a fit because someone has took it and altered it i don't think you should named it photoshop you should have named it captions and personal pics by putting photo shop in the the majority of the people are going to thiink hey i can alter a picture i take i-mockery as making fun of everything but apparently pictures that have been altereded either to do with drugs sex and ect... is not funny i think archie bunker the sitcom is cool but throwing his pic up i don't see anything funny about that now if you would have thrown a pic up of the honey mooners doing somthing funny yeah thats funny but just a pic of archie i am sorry but that is lame ,, and if i offend anyone i am sorry


Mockery : to imitate someone and make fun of them in the process gee let me think for a minute isin't mockery in the name of this site


Avatars if you do not want distastfull avatars thats cool then you should post a list of what avatars you think would be considered dis tastefull or put up a spot were this is the only avatars you can use and can't use to prevent people from using avatars you don't like. as more and more rules come out that i see the more i think this site is just wanting to control people becomeing another adolf hittler. How about changeing i-mockery to if we don't like you we are going to boot you..
like i said eailier if i pissed anyone off or made anyone madd ii am sorry i just had to speak my peace :(

[FS]

That was so incoherent, I stopped reading halfway through what I assume was the first sentence, but here's my point;

If you've made something in Photoshop, that goes in Art Shit. This forum is called Picture Captions and Photoshops because the idea is that people post pictures, and other people caption or photoshop those pictures to make everyone laugh. Explain to me how you're going to caption or photoshop a picture of a McDonald's logo that's been changed to McWeed's or something equally stupid. Other than "NOW ON SALE, THE MCWEED BURGER WEED WEED, LOL OMFG."

If you pee your pants laughing at pictures about bongs and animals with enlarged balls, that's great. Just know that it's dumb and low-brow humor of the worst kind, and if you post that kind of crap here you will get mocked, called names, heckled and yelled at. It's the stuff that makes up 90% of the web, and we. don't. need. it.

[Professor Cool]

. Explain to me how you're going to caption or photoshop a picture of a McDonald's logo that's been changed to McWeed's or something equally stupid. Other than "NOW ON SALE, THE MCWEED BURGER WEED WEED, LOL OMFG."


Why FS, you do this

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:pniS6C06QuwC:www.ldv.uni-trier.de:8080/ldvpage/naumann/DAF/USA/mcdonalds-logo.gif:lol2 :lol2 :lol2

Sidenote: For some reason I thought this was funny..

http://www.apocalypsefiction.com/isstwo/arch.jpg
MY BABY! WHERES MY BABY...!

[ScruU2wice]

You people don't read very well.

i wasn't trying to caption the picture :(

[GADZOOKS]

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MY PENIS! WHERES MY PENIS...!

[Jixby Phillips]

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"I'M SMOKING A POT CIGARETTE"

[Schimid]

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[Ghost of Fraiser]

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I HATE BLACK PEOPLE!

I'm not good at this..

[Snatchtastic]

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I SWEAR I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS 12.

[CaptainBubba]

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HOORJ!!

[Cap'n Crunch]

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I AM DEAD. :(

[Schimid]

Bubba was the only LOL :(

[MK IV]

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MY ASS IS BLEEDING !