Rat BASTARD

[Mike P]

I came home from college today, thanks to my cousin (he's quite bad at driving... I saw Death, and he says "Yo to my homeys"). First, my dog greets me. Then I go upstairs to check on my rat. The rat is gone.

I go downstairs and ask my sister what happened, and thankfully, there is knowledge of this incident taking place. After my mom comes home, I learn that the damned thing is still in my room. After a little while, I go search for it.

After moving various things and almost giving up, I see its little pink nose peeking out at me. This causes me to scream, because it seemed like the thing to do at the time. After about fifteen minutes of chasing, the friggin' thing disappears on me. So I'm taking this little break to lull it into a false sense of security. I think my other sister has a net somewhere around here... wish me luck.

[MrAdventure]

It is my hope that the rat will be found gnawing on the cable of your surge protector. I sincerely hope that when you discover him in the act, you will grab him at such a time that you will both be fed a crippling amount of electricity, rendering you nothing more than a piss-and-feces producing mass of tube-fed pity. It is my hope that the rat will survive said ordeal, and go on to infect the rest of your family with disease born parasites.

[Sethomas]

I figured this thread was about me. All Hail Lester!

[Professor Cool]

I was looking for a Lester avatar after i got rid of Beakman, Seth your are truly men above man.

And mike may a suggest a something...


http://tt.mit.edu/~erica/images/mousetrap.gif
Figure 1.b

Yeah it's kinda a crazy contraption, but it makes up for it with zany action.

[FS]

Why the hell would you scream? It's your rat, idiot.

[Command Prompt]

Tough luck mate. Personally, I just flooded my bathroom >:

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0310357/Willard_CN-024-08A.jpg

[Mike P]

Why the hell would you scream? It's your rat, idiot.

I really have no clue, except perhaps I hold the quality of overwhelming cowardice.

Mr Adventure: I wish to god that happened too, but it didn't. Sorry. Better luck next time, eh?

C:\ : That really, really sucks. Your troubles take the cake. Best of luck in resolving it.

Professor Cool: I wish I could use the awesome power of Mouse Trap...

Oh yeah, I caught the rat and put it back in its cage. So all's okay with the rat... for now.

[Professor Cool]

It's back!

http://www.87cents.org/sevens/0210/31.jpg

OOOGEDY BOOGEDY, MIKE!

[Drev]

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/Dead-Alive/6.gif
*sings* You know I feel like dancin'. Gonna dance the night away...

Also, I know it's a rat monkey, but I don't give a rat's ass. :horriblepun

[Mike]

You were afraid of a rat enough to scream? And it was YOUR OWN rat? And to top it off you can't remember why you screamed like a little girl at the sight of your own pet. Man am I glad I'm not like you. It must suck pretty bad, huh?

[Skulhedface]

:mastersplinter

[GADZOOKS]

I bet he screams when he sees the sight of his own mother too.

[Mike P]

If you're trying to make me hate myself, or to admit I suck, you're too late.

[kellychaos]

I bet he screams when he sees the sight of his own mother too.

Forsooth! Methinks the reverse, sir. :posh