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Anonymous
Oct 25th, 2003, 05:23 PM
When I walked out of work today some kid standing outside 7-11 asked me to buy beer for him.
noob3
Oct 25th, 2003, 05:24 PM
That dosn't mean you look old, it just means you look like a cool adult. Kids don't ask grandmas to buy them beer.
Anonymous
Oct 25th, 2003, 05:30 PM
Well then, he was mistaken because I DIDN'T BUY IT FOR HIM stayoffdrugskidssaynotopeerpressure

man am I headed for a midlife crisis
McClain
Oct 25th, 2003, 05:32 PM
The only way I do it is if they have a lot of money to pay me.

HEY! Where's your ball-n-chain? AIM! STAT! POR FAVOR!
Poxpower
Oct 25th, 2003, 05:32 PM
you could have bought him root beer.
no?

alright that sucked.
noob3
Oct 25th, 2003, 05:37 PM
Well then, he was mistaken because I DIDN'T BUY IT FOR HIM stayoffdrugskidssaynotopeerpressure

man am I headed for a midlife crisis

Maybe you should of, you would have felt better about yourself because you would of gotten a totally cool youth compliment!
Anonymous
Oct 25th, 2003, 05:39 PM
HEY! Where's your ball-n-chain? AIM! STAT! POR FAVOR!

he is still at work. he gets off at 6

you could have bought him root beer.

Actually, he specifically requested Black & Tan
Anonymous
Oct 25th, 2003, 05:41 PM
!Maybe you should of, you would have felt better about yourself because you would of gotten a totally cool youth compliment

Maybe I should have just run off with the beer. Then I'd feel good. Fuck youth
Jixby Phillips
Oct 25th, 2003, 05:41 PM
When I was 17 some girl asked me to buy cigarettes for her.
Anonymous
Oct 25th, 2003, 05:43 PM
did you make-out?
Jixby Phillips
Oct 25th, 2003, 06:00 PM
Gross!!!
Poxpower
Oct 25th, 2003, 06:15 PM
Actually, he specifically requested Black & Tan

Wow what a picky little bastard. Should have slammed a bottle on his head since he wants beer so much.
Command Prompt
Oct 25th, 2003, 06:22 PM
What the hell kind of Canadian are you? Hell, I was buying beer when I was seven! For my parents! I didn't start drinking till I was eleventeen. >:
FS
Oct 25th, 2003, 07:06 PM
Did you say "No can do, little buddy."?
Jeanette X
Oct 25th, 2003, 09:43 PM
I had some stupid girls ask me if I could sell the cigarettes, even though they admitted they were underage.
I gave them a lecture on how I wasn't going to risk my job and having to pay a $500 fine so they could smoke. >:
And they actually had the nerve to pretend they didn't know it was illegal.
Maybe they genuinely didn't. But I was not impressed with them in any case.
Jixby Phillips
Oct 25th, 2003, 10:57 PM
YOU GAVE THEM A LECTURE??? :eek :eek :eek
Sethomas
Oct 26th, 2003, 12:03 AM
Lately, it's quite rare that I :lol on the boards.

Jixby made me :lol. :(
Jixby Phillips
Oct 26th, 2003, 12:44 AM
Thanks buddy :(
kellychaos
Oct 27th, 2003, 03:58 PM
You should have taken their money and walked out the other entrance. That way the lil' whippersnappers get a lesson about the evils of alcohol and trusting strangers ... plus a tidy profit is had as well.
Cap'n Crunch
Oct 27th, 2003, 04:01 PM
YOU RUINED CALVIN AND HOBBES. >:
kellychaos
Oct 27th, 2003, 04:05 PM
suck my hobbes
mburbank
Oct 27th, 2003, 04:19 PM
Doops; Don't bang the oldness drum unless you like bangin' it. I've been banging that drum since I was about 18. Why becuase HEY YOU DAMN KIDS GET THE HELL OF MY FRIGGIN' LAWN! PUT THAT MAGAZINE DOWN! THIS AIN'T NO FRIGGIN' LIBRARY!! WHEN I WAS A KID I MAY HAVE BEEN A PUNK BUT AT LEAST I HAD SOME GOD DAMN RESPECT!


HEY! HEY! CAN YOU STOP CURSING IN FRONT OF MY KIDS? DIDN'Y ANYONE EVER ETACH YOU THE WORD 'FUCK' IS NOT A COMMA?!

YOU'LL BE SORRY AS HELL WHEN I'M DEAD! YOU THINK YOU WON'T BUT YOU WILL! KNOW HOW I KNOW, PUNK? ON ACCOUNT OF HOW MANY PEOPLE I HAVE HAD DIE ON ME!
kellychaos
Oct 27th, 2003, 04:23 PM
Now where did I put those depends ... too late? :(
Bennett
Oct 27th, 2003, 04:28 PM
Maybe it's just a comfort level thing: let me explain:

For some reason, people who need something on the street are magnetically attracted to me. I don't mean, "hey panhandlers always ask me for change," No. I can see someone walking down the street with that "I need directions" look in the eye, and I will watch them pass up 10 people and stop to ask me for directions. People ask me for cigarettes when I'm not smoking. I've had (more than one person) stop me and ask me for Zig-Zags... and this was before I grew my hair out. Kids ask me for cigarettes, and to buy booze. I've even had some crazy dude show me his collection of bullet and knife scars and believe me it was more extensive than I needed to know.

So basically I'm like the doctor doolittle of street urchins. I don't know why, but as Uncle Ben said, with great power comes great responsibility.

What I was trying to say, is that I'm sure the little punks didn't think you looked "old".

I have gray hairs >:
mburbank
Oct 27th, 2003, 04:30 PM
People never ask me for anything. Why? Becuae I ooze 'uncool' pheremones. You can too. You just squeeze your butt muscle really heard and make a pinchy face.
Bennett
Oct 27th, 2003, 04:34 PM
I've had (more than one person) stop me and ask me for Zig-Zags... and this was before I grew my hair out. >:

Why did you you put: more than one person
in parenthesis?

dumbass.
glowbelly
Oct 27th, 2003, 06:51 PM
are you talking to yourself?
Anonymous
Oct 27th, 2003, 10:25 PM
hey, did you guys hear that story in the news about the babies attacking some toddler and biting him like 30 times. That's some freaky shit
DJ Potatoe
Oct 27th, 2003, 10:29 PM
No...where was it?
Schimid
Oct 27th, 2003, 10:40 PM
Have you guys heard the story of Mary Bell? It's seriously the freakiest thing ever :eek
Jeanette X
Oct 28th, 2003, 01:18 AM
http://iafrica.com/news/worldnews/281306.htm
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-12863870,00.html
Its a pretty bad state of affairs when babies start attacking people.