And of Course, I have come

[DamnthatDavid]

And of course, none of you know me. No matter. 1 person here knows me, and he gave me a link to this site awhile ago. I just never found the time to join the Forums.

Now if that little smelly dicknose Adam (I believe Supafly here) would just get on, then I can commence with making fun of him.

[GADZOOKS]

CONGRATS ON BEING THE 1555th FUCKWAD TO POST A HI I'M NEW THREAD.

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=3138
Now go here, or don't bother coming back.

And supafly is gone, long gone, i squashed his with my Rebbok sneakers. :hat

[Jixby Phillips]

Supafly sucked.

[noob3]

Freakazoid is a faggot if there ever was one. And there is, and that faggot is most definatley Freakazoid. That or DamnthatDavid, who is equally fagulent for even relating himself to anything reaking with such pure fag as Freakazoid.

[Supafly345]

I sucked.

Dammit David. I am gonna pee in your water dish.

[Jixby Phillips]

How many times has this happned?

Somebody sucks, then they bring their sucky friend to the board and they make a "Hi I'm new!" thread, then the person responsible for the new suck posts in the thread saying "DAMMIT FRIEND, YOU'RE EMBARASSSSING MEEEEE" or "I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THIS!" and then usually followed by "sorry guys heh" >: >: >:

[Cap'n Crunch]

AND THEY STILL CONTINUE TO POST, BUT THEY STOP FOR A WHILE, BUT THEN THEY SHOW UP AGAIN.

[Ghost of Fraiser]

How many times has this happned?

Somebody sucks, then they bring their sucky friend to the board hi jixby :(

[Jixby Phillips]

I like you :(

[Schimid]

Perfecto Suspecto is pretty cool. :(

[HickMan]

1556th >:

[Spooky]

i just bought this color of hairdye called "gun metal".

its supposed to be shiny black.

[Lotida]

Get over it! Apparently, some of the losers on here only want to post to the same 12 people over and over. Yea I know, there are more than that registered but they don't all post now do they. Why? Because there's a bunch of assholes being dicks calling them names. Which is so cool by the way! :)

[choptop]

SHUTUP YOU STUPID TIT-SHOWIN' COMMIE FUCKER!!!!!!!
YOU CAN ALL LICK MY PLATE!!!!

[Skulhedface]

I for one like Lotida. Those boobies are intoxicating.

[Lotida]

SHUTUP YOU STUPID TIT-SHOWIN' COMMIE FUCKER!!!!!!!!

Is that the best you can do? Commie fucker?? Have I stepped back into the 50's or something? Do we still call people that?? :rolleyes

Everyone thinks that have to be a dick to fit in. In your case, you suck at it. Your just pathetic! :(

[Rongi]

Go suck a railroad spike you twat.

[Jixby Phillips]

Lotida sucks :lol

[Lotida]

What a bunch of lamers. Your "put downs" have really left me wounded. Let's review for those playing at home:

1. Cunt is overused tremendously in this forum. Get a new word guys.
2. Jixby is so witty he comes back with "I suck"! What a thinker!! :rolleyes

3. Go suck a railroad spike you twat. Now this one has to be the saying of the day. It must have taken you a full 10 minutes to think of that gem. :)

Keep it coming "boys"!! Your making my day!! :)

[Schimid]

Shut up.

[DJ Potatoe]

The only interesting replies are by Jixby..his beard is intoxicating.

[Evil Robot]

Lotida, you seriously need to stop with the racist remarks, your hurting my semetic feelings. Your butchered approach to sentence structure fills me with an urge that can only be satified by setting homeless people on fire in thier sleep. People like you are the sole reason that 90% of the programming on TV is trite bullshit designed to entertain the lowest common denominator.
I bid you good day.

[The Retro Kat]

This thread sucks.



Here's to you, big guy.
http://www.i-mockery.net/max.jpg

[Jixby Phillips]

LOTIDA PROBABLY HAS DOGGIES FOR BRAINS :eek

[Rez]

How many times has this happned?

Somebody sucks, then they bring their sucky friend to the board and they make a "Hi I'm new!" thread, then the person responsible for the new suck posts in the thread saying "DAMMIT FRIEND, YOU'RE EMBARASSSSING MEEEEE" or "I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THIS!" and then usually followed by "sorry guys heh" >: >: >:

:lol WHOOPS! :lol

[DamnthatDavid]

Ah, so it this kind of board.

Bunch of fucking faggots, why don't you fucking lay down some good insults on me? How about my fucking spelling?
Iz its fuking goud enogh fore U fukheds?

Or shall I fucking talk like some lame ass noobie poster?
U 4zz wh0r3s, I 1z m4ztt3r h0xx0r #1

Come on, do your fucking worse you fucking idiots.

So, have I adjusted to this fucking awesome site's forums yet?

[MK IV]

No.

[Skulhedface]

no

[DamnthatDavid]

Well Fuck Me, and Fuck my dead Aunt Sally while ya'll at it.

[Supafly345]

Holy fuck. Fucking fuckers. Fuck the fuck. Fuckiddy fuck fuck fuck.

[Anonymous]

No.

[jin]

I concur.

No.

[Anonymous]

Jin, will you take care of me in my later years?

[jin]

We will be young forever.

[DJ Potatoe]

the only thing worse than a FaQ-Tard that says "Hi, I'm new" is a FaQ-Tard that says "Hi, I'm new, please insult me to your best."

I mean, Jesus...that'll do the trick.

[DamnthatDavid]

Perhaps you should create a guideline for first time posters?

Full power-point presentation, something that will show us all how to meekly obey the elders of the board.

Of course, I would proberly ignore it, and post the same way anyway.
Really though, should I just say
"Fucking Whats up Fuckards? You don't fucking know me, but I'm a tall son of a bitch and perhaps a slight attention slut. Not a whore, for whore gets paid."

[Bennett]

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=3138

[Rez]

Perhaps you should create a guideline for first time posters?
OH WAIT HERE IT IS I'M A FUCKIN IDIOT: http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=3138

Full power-point presentation, something that will show us all how to meekly obey the elders of the board.

Of course, I would proberly ignore it, and post the same way anyway AND GET MY SHITTY SELF BANNED
Really though, should I just say
"Fucking Whats up Fuckards? You don't fucking know me, but I'm a tall son of a bitch and perhaps a slight attention slut. Not a whore, for whore gets paid." HEY I JUST MIGHT BE MAD MAX, OR HIS RETARDED BITCH.

[kellychaos]

Negativamundo! http://www.971fm.net/bbs/html/emoticons/thumb_down.gif

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/06happy3.gif

[Rongi]

You suck.

[soundtest]

:lol choptop rules

[Evil Robot]

Well Fuck Me, and Fuck my dead Aunt Sally while ya'll at it.
You better watch what you say around here because I WILL FUCK YOU. ILL FUCK YOU TILL YOU LOVE ME! I'll stick a broom handle up your ass broken side first. I'LL FREAKING SLIT YOUR SPHINCTER WITH A RAZOR TO LOOSEN YOU UP AND THEN RAPE YOU WITH DEBRIS I FIND LAYING ON THE SIDE OF THE HIGHWAY.

[glowbelly]

:love evil robot :love

lotida is a cuntitty and i'm a girl so i can say that without her getting offended by an overused word. plus, i just made that word up, so it's not really overused. i especially like that she isn't offended by the word "cunt," but by the overusage of the word. i wonder if we all started to call her "bitch," "slut," "whore," or "weeniegobbler" if she would be as offended by our overusage of those words. shit, i just realized that i type "the" an awful lot. i hope i don't offend her for saying that...or "offend" for that matter, because lord knows i could use a thesaurus right now to try to think of another word for "offend."

i bet if we started using the same words over and over in lotida's presence she would explode from being OFFENDED.

but this is about the new guy, right? i don't know enough about him yet to make fun of him. :( he sure is hostile, though.

[Evil Robot]

captain robot nO, Evil Robot. Captain robo is to scared to go on the internet now after what I did to him.
And as an afterthought, I don't believe for ONE SECOND that "lowtide a" is actually a girl. It is my belief that "it" is one of those people who try to act like a girl on the internet in hopes of gaining more knowledge of the opposite sex so one day when "he" decides to pull "his" crusted ass away from the video games "he" won't seem like the total sociopath "he" really is.

[glowbelly]

i get all you machine types confuzzled

[Evil Robot]

It's easy to remeber
Evil Robot: Fucking rules (edit- and acording to my user pic is a black man)
all other screen names: Fucking suck ass and enjoy being raped.

[glowbelly]

please hushup before i start to dislike you again :(

[Lotida]

Glowbelly...

Are you as stupid as your post to me sounds?? I never said I was offended by anything on here. I laughed at the fact that everyone throws the "cunt" word around in hopes to offend others.

Little girl, there is nothing you can say that would make me do anything but laugh in your face! Do keep trying though I am thoroughly amused. :)

Have a great day!! :lol

[Schimid]

A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth!

[DJ Potatoe]

Ltida: Glow Belly is more of a woman than you'll ever be..and it's true. And to quote her form what she said to me the first time I posted over a year ago..

"I like Bruce Lee. I don't like you. You make me sad."

[Evil Robot]

I really wish people would stop reffering to lotida as a woman, your all only encouraging the dilusion.

[Lotida]

.....and the jokes keep getting lamer and lamer. :tear

[Geggy]

see you auntie :lol

[glowbelly]

Glowbelly...

Little girl, blah blah blah blahhhhhhh boof

unless you are 28 or over, you can forget the "little girl" bit, CUNT*.

*sorry to offend all you people out there in internet land :(

ps: i forgot i said that to you, potatoe man. can you believe what how much of a horrid bitch i am?

[DJ Potatoe]

That's ok. It was funny, and I hate evil robot. that means that I'm in love with you and your aweosme hair and glasses. U R one sexy lady.

[Evil Robot]

Why do I get the feeling that when glowbelly went to the UK she was out to avoid you at all costs? You would make a terrific stalker, as your personality scares people FOR REAL.
The following is a dialog between raver141 and some ranodom "real" girl:
raver141: Whats your ASL?
random person: 14, female, Sheffield, England!
raver141: Wanna meet up with me and fullfill my sexuall urges?
random person: No.
raver141: Too freaking bad you already have.
random person: Ewww... Dude your fucked up.

[glowbelly]

i went to england to fuck dole, silly goose. everybody knows that by now.

[Evil Robot]

ALRIGHT!!! GIRL ON GIRL! THATS WHAT IM TALKIN BOUT! I'M TALKING DOWN TOWN!
-EDIT but seriously, didn't raver141 creep you out?

[glowbelly]

no. i like raver141. he's never mean to me.

[DJ Potatoe]

I never met the guy, but Evil Robot hates him, so he's gotta be cool.

[Evil Robot]

Stop faking it, you are him and thats why I hate you. Even If you ain't him, you still pissed me off and that ain't nothin to be proud of. Actually, I'm wrong, it takes alot to piss me off, but somhow you managed to do it. Congrats.

[glowbelly]

you're wrong, evil man. i've never met raver141...not even when i was in england. i have, however, had the priveledge of meeting mister potatoe. i have pictures of said encounter if you require proof. i just need to find them and scan 'em.

so, nyah and raspberries to you, sir.

[Evil Robot]

Whatever, that doesn't change the fact that I hate everybody who never had to see the wrong side the jail's cold steel bars. Fuck all a you pussy's. None of you would ever know the simple joys of see'n the sun unbemished by the walls the "law" says is for your own good. It aint worth arguin over anymore I'm free as far as the counrts concearned and thats all that really matters. Your all still shallow though, none of you will ever have the cold blood running through you like the living hell youll never need to see.

[DamnthatDavid]

Hostile? I'm Hostile? I'm the nicest fucking SOB you will ever meet!
You treat me with some fucking respect, I fucking respect you, while calling you a dickhead. But it is with respect!

[jin]

God, Shut up.

Your friend is a retard and you are also a retard.

How do you expect to gain respect from us by ignoring from the offset, the "Rules and regulations", not apologising, rather, acting all mean and "tough" (and overusing the glorious word "Fuck" in the process) in hopes of being percieved as either clever or witty.

Dont ask what we've got against you or ask "Is that the best you can do", because frankly ma cherie, you are not worth the time it would take to think of insults, and from your behaviours so far, i believe you must suffer either autism or just be an idiot.

Whatever you're attempting to do, responding like you have might have worked in grade school, but you are NOT going to recieve and respect for it here, and you will never be accepted.

Fix yourself up darling or-
DO NOT post again.

EDIT - Spelling error Conceeded

[DamnthatDavid]

Aye, then I shall fix myself up. Be all proper.

Excuse me sir, I believe the word you are looking for in this sentence:
you are not work the time it would take to think of insults
Is worth, not work. And please, have a nice day.

[kellychaos]

I don't know if you'd call it the spoils of seniority (or whatever) but I'm sure glad there's a lot of new losers like you to make those out in userland forget the old losers like me. But alas, you'll fall by the inter-wasteland like most of them do and I'll be a re-remembered loser. Hang in there champ, for my sake. It can get pretty ugly. May the farce be with you.

[Supafly345]

Hahahaha!!! (or LOL for those that don't know what that means) What a septic tank rupture this was! We had a group of kids riding the "No" bandwagon yet again, an attempted moment of intelligence from everyone's favorite - Jin, AND a Hardware Wars quote!! David, you are a GOLD MINE!!!

I gotta go inform people, that the general populus have shown to dislike, that they suffer from random learning disabilities now. BECAUSE IT IS ALWAYS FUNNY WHEN SOMEONE DOES THAT!!

[Evil Robot]

please put me on your do not call list.

[Zhukov]

Hey Supafly is your friend a hammerskin nationalist?

[Supafly345]

OMG. I think he just might.

[jin]

I did mention how you are a retard didnt i?

Shut up.

[DamnthatDavid]

*Salutes kellychaos*

I shall stay! And fight on!

Actually, after seeing Pink Floyd's the Wall, I just found the images of the Hammers kick ass.
But in reallity, I believe myself a supporter of an American Temporary Dictatorship. Just to set the country back on track, and to destroy all those who screw with us.
That includes sue happy idiots, liberal pussy whiners, everyone unpatriotic, and heratics.

[kellychaos]

*Salutes kellychaos*

I shall stay! And fight on!



You're not exactly ensuring your longevity with THAT endorsement. Just sayin' :lol

[Jixby Phillips]

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/comics/kellychaos6.gif

[kellychaos]

I just wanna be loved. Is that so wrong?! :/

[DamnthatDavid]

Ahhhhh, is that picture for me Jixby? Wow, you got my likeness down to the very thing.

And seeing how such a nice guy I am, I made you a picture also.
Threw it together just now I did. Only for you.

http://www.boomspeed.com/dilligas/FUB.jpg

[kellychaos]

Misfire! :lol

[Krythor]

if this thread wree a section of the human body it would probbaly be the shit :eek :eek

[Jixby Phillips]

Sweet Fucking God, will you faggots just die already?

NOT YOU KRYTHOR YOU'RE ONE OF THE GOOD ONES

[Anonymous]

Well I was gonna wait a couple months, but this looks like fun.

DamnthatDavid: Hey Pink Fucktard! Nobody cares what your pseudo skinhead ass has to say. You're barely good enough to be a fucktard like the rest of these fucktards on here. I doubt if Retro Kat would even let you lick his faggot fucktard ass. If you're just here to piss people off, that's a worthy pursuit, but at least be fucking original about it. It ain't that hard considering the total lack of imagination here, but you've proven to be just another fucktard in the wall.

GO FUCKING REGISTER YOURSELF AT COMPLETELY FUCKING USELESS.COM PRONTO.

And since I'm here, I might as well put some other fucktards in their place...

Retro Kat: And so Retro began to take his Dad's penis inside him as he had many times before. As Retro's Dad thrusted into Retro with the power of a Bull Elephant, Retro screamed louded than the Lucasfilm THX sound system in delight. The feeling tickled his prostate in ways he couldn't imagine. He didn't even care that his rectal lining was torn and bleeding profusely all over the bed, creating an even greater lubrication. As they both climaxed, Retro's dad pulled out and placed his bloody, shitty dick into Retro's mouth. After lapping it all up, Retro knew true love.
That is until his Dad slit his throat open and drank his blood for power.

YOU LOSE FUCKTARD!

Play again?

Spectre X:
Bitch Boy 5:53

And so the fucktard Spectre X, angered the creator, by staying out late pleasuring lonely bums in public bathrooms.
THOU HAST ANGERED ME! THOU ART A SHIT STAIN UPON THE WORLD FROM A CAT WITH BAD CASE OF DIARRHEA! THOU HAST NO IMAGINATION WHAT SO EVER. THOU HAD BEST CHANGE THY WAYS LEST THAT ANAL RASH GETS WORSE AND UNTREATABLE.

So let it be written, so let it be done.

Jin: Hey fucktard, you'll be allowed to call someone else a retard when you stop riding the yellow bus and your Mom stops pinning your mittens to your coat, you wacky fucktard.

kellychaos: No.

Esolium: Here we have the fucktard subject Esolium, desparately attempting to raise his status, by anally penetrating Sethomas for the Alpha Fucktard position. Crickey, he seems to be doing it! I must make a note of this!

Evil Robot: That was the best you could do against those fucktards? You're fucking fired. Go back to watching the Teletubbies, you chubby faggot.

Kahljorn: ...and so Kahljorn says to the little boy, taste it! Its just like candy!
BADUMBUM!

Hey folks, you've been a great bunch of fucktards, I'll be playing at the Palace and the Sappho Club next week!

FUCK YOU EVERYBODY GOODNIGHT!

(And that's how its fucking done Pink Fucktard!)

[Jixby Phillips]

What a great, well-thought-out post, Mad Max! Thanks for making this board better!

[glowbelly]

that post from mad max made me cringe with embarrassment.

[Helm]

A Deep Space Adventure by Sean Clark in collaboration with filmmaker Steven Spielberg.

[The Retro Kat]

SO I SAW MAX IN THE HALL THE DAY AFTER. HE WAS WALKING WIDE-LEGGED. I DON'T KNOW WHY. THEN I WENT TO REZ'S HOUSE AND WAS ALL LIKE, "SUP REZ!?"
HE WAS ALL LIKE, "NOT TOO MUCH RETRO"
AND I WAS ALL LIKE, "COOL" THEN I LEFT.
WHEN I WAS WALKING HOME, I SAW A BIG, WHITE VAN, AND MAX WAS ALL LIKE, SCREAMING AND STUF. HE WASN'T WEARING CLOTHES AGAIN. THEN HE CAME UP TO ME IN SCHOOL THE NEXT DAY, AND HE WAS ALL LIKE, THAT WAS JUST MY PARENTS GIVING ME A RIDE HOME.
AND I WAS LIKE, DID THE GIVE YOU THE SEX
AND HE WAS ALL LIKE, YEAH.
THEN HE SNEEZED AND IT WAS GROSS CAUSE IT WAS ALL, LIKE, BOOGERY.

[Schimid]

'CAUSE THIS IS MY UNITED STATES OF WHATEVA

[The Retro Kat]

:nosetap

[Drew Katsikas]

kellychaos: No.

Even when your hallmark is lame verbosity, you only need one reply for that guy.

Either that or a cartoon of him committing suicide.


P.S. I think Mad Max is a character :eek

[Big Papa Goat]

Mad Max=Tubesock :rolleyes

[Anonymous]

Might as well make it "70"

glowbelly: The night after I woke up from fucking your skanky ass, made me cringe with embarassment. You need to go take that fuckhole you call your vagina and use some fucking drano on that shit. Its generally a good idea not to smell like a fucking mortuary.

Retro Kat: All the sweet talking in the world isn't going to lure me in your faggy arms. Get some fucking help you obsessed fucktard.

Schimid: That fucking joke wasn't the first time, you said it. Stop watching old episodes of SNL for your fucking material, you unoriginal fucktard.

DrewKatsikas: No.

P.S. I think you're a fucktard.

Big Papa Goat: Big Papa Goat=Fucktard getting a big black cock up the ass.

Okay, move along, nothing else to see here fucktards!

[Jixby Phillips]

Toodaloo, dumb dumbs!

[Big Papa Goat]

I'm surprised you ruined your hilarious post count with that unimpressive display.

[Schimid]

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FUCK THIS THREAD

[Johannas]

Maybe this DamnitthatDavid is that CynicalDave guy back from way back when!!!


Nice to see you again Jixby

[Jixby Phillips]

Fuck you.

[Rez]

:sleep

[DamnthatDavid]

I can't feel the love in this room...

Well anyway, nope no CynicalDave I'm I, this is my first time at this board. Figured it was better then some other places I have been to.

[BAPE]

Johannas"]Maybe this DamnitthatDavid is that CynicalDave guy back from way back when!!!


Nice to see you again Jixbyhannas"]Maybe this DamnitthatDavid is that CynicalDave guy back from way back when!!!


Nice to see you again Jixby[/quote]

hey Johannas you definitely do not sound like a newbie to me you know old skool peeps i never even heard of on here from the classical mocking days i will get in with you just you see ask around i have potential i'm good how are you jixby

[Johannas]

ah, back in the day....

[DamnthatDavid]

Oh Dear God... Bape... aaaaaahhhhh shit, that post killed my eyes.

No period, no comma, it just kept going.

[whoreable]

Bape is my personal hero.

[Supafly345]

Bape is actually on a grammar strike to save the grayhounds.

[glowbelly]

hey, who draws your pictures?

[Dole]

I have a feeling he does himself...its some weird 6th sense shit I have going on.

[DamnthatDavid]

Shit Adam, that is hella cool.

[Protoclown]

This thread is hereby closed due to complete and utter lack of interest.