ATTN: MOCKERY

[Ninjavenom]

I would just like to let you know that there is a crooked 'G' in "I-Mockery Message Boards" at the top of the screen. I should think you would be having that fixed right away, old chap, it looks right unpresentable. :posh

[Anonymous]

*Gasp* No! The next thing you'll tell me is that some of the letters have little holes in them.

[Ninjavenom]

:eek

Mockery, you MUST have this dealt with Immeeeeediately!

[Mockery]

Dear lord! The very foundations of the letters are cracked! All hope is lost! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!

[Pub Lover]

:sigh :pity :sigh

[MrAdventure]

I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH NORM.
HE TOLD ME THAT THE LETTER "E" IS CONSIDERED SAFE FOR LOAD-BEARING.
VILA SUGGESTED THAT YOU SHOULD UPDATE AND USE THE LETTER "X" IN THE FUTURE FOR SUCH PROJECTS.

[FS]

I THINK YOU'LL FIND THAT USING THE LETTER "B" WILL SIGNIFICANTLY LOWER YOUR HEATING BILLS.

[punkgrrrlie10]

This thread was brought to you by the letter "G" and the number 7.