BEST EPISODES OF KING OF THE HILL [Archive]

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Command Prompt

Oct 27th, 2003, 02:01 AM

MY COUNTDOWN

1. Where Hank and the boys go fishing with CRACK

2. Where Dale decides Joesph is an alien.

3. Parts one of that 2 parter where Mr Stickland gets caught cheating and he gives the beef restaraunt to peggy. The BEST part was when Mrs. Strickland and his Mistriss are both trying to screw Hank, plus the part where he talks on the phone to the Mistress
Hank : Uh, yeah...Baby...I will be right...over..
(hangs up) Oh God, I just had PHONE SEX

4. ANY episode with Cotton in it.

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

AChimp

Oct 27th, 2003, 08:14 AM

None. King of the Hill sucks. >:

Supafly345

Oct 27th, 2003, 08:37 AM

Dale is the only reason to watch that show. And it would be a good enough reason if he was the main character.
But he isn't.

Lye

Oct 27th, 2003, 12:49 PM

when dale thinks he a secert agent and when a guy trys to take his brief case, he pocket sands him in the eyes

Daphne

Oct 27th, 2003, 02:24 PM

I fucking love King of the Hill, I don't get why so many people hate this. It's some of the most subtle, and brillaint satrire on TV right now.

I like the one where Hank has to go to traffic school and Chris Rock is the teacher. "you're mama is so ugly, it affects her self-esteem"

The one where Bobby is a Lama.

The one where they get drunk on tequila and then jump out of an airplane ('this is my urethra')

The one with Buckley's funeral, where Cahn makes the speech about the tigers and the strawberry, and Hank thinks it's rude that he told a joke at the funeral :lol

Shit, there are too many funny ones to name, but I agree anyone with Cotton in it is great. I loved when he went to Japan. I hope there's more with Hank's brother.

AChimp

Oct 27th, 2003, 03:08 PM

Well, I hate the kind of people who are portrayed in King of the Hill, so it's only natural that I would hate a show based on that.

CaptainBubba

Oct 27th, 2003, 03:31 PM

I hate king of the hill with a passion greater than my hate for all things African American.

CastroMotorOil

Oct 27th, 2003, 04:25 PM

"the tv is broken"

"Dad can't we jsut get a a new japanese tv liek everyone else?"

"bobby go to your room"

Cap'n Crunch

Oct 27th, 2003, 04:49 PM

I like the one where he meets his brother in Japan. :(

Skulhedface

Oct 27th, 2003, 06:02 PM

My favorite episode was before Tom Anderson changed his name to Hank Hill and bought a new house in Texas, far from two metalhead idiots.

Rongi

Oct 27th, 2003, 06:54 PM

Did you notice how old Peggy was on those episodes?

ScruU2wice

Oct 27th, 2003, 07:12 PM

dale is the only funny character on that show :(

Emu

Oct 27th, 2003, 08:33 PM

Con is funny sometimes.

Professor Cool

Oct 28th, 2003, 01:17 AM

The one where they become junior firefighters and burn the firehouse down.

Big Papa Goat

Oct 28th, 2003, 01:38 AM

My favorite one is the one where the Hank is weirded out by his sons outrageous behavior.

Jixby Phillips

Oct 28th, 2003, 03:18 AM

If you don't think King of the Hill is funny, then you are WRONG. Because it's fucking hilarious.

Especially if you're a stupid, unfunny geek who pretends to be a monkey on the internet and started a comedy website because he was taking a class in web design.

noob3

Oct 28th, 2003, 03:41 AM

any episode with bill as the focus

Daphne

Oct 28th, 2003, 04:41 AM

Well, I hate the kind of people who are portrayed in King of the Hill, so it's only natural that I would hate a show based on that.

What kind of people are those? People from Texas? Do you seriously not understand satire or is it just too subtle for you?

Anonymous

Oct 28th, 2003, 08:33 AM

I don't like it. I think it's boring.

the_dudefather

Oct 28th, 2003, 08:43 AM

i love king of the hill. i love the bit when they are golfing:

"what if a bid swoops down and grabs the ball, then as its flying away an eagle eats it and drops the ball elsewhere, do we have to play that shot"

"dale, its not gonna happen twice in the same game"

or when dale gets the falcon and it keeps attacking bill.

"so bill is a vole...."

Krythor

Oct 29th, 2003, 05:39 PM

I didn't like King Of The Hill when it first started, but that was because I wasn't paying attention and was expecting it to be The Redneck Simpsons. I don't know wether it was because it got better over the years or because I had no attention span whatsoever, but I watched it again about a year ago and loved it. It's nice to have a high-quality comedy show around that doesn't give me a headache if I watch more than two episodes of it in a row.

Cap'n Crunch

Oct 29th, 2003, 08:23 PM

Royal Tenenbaum

Oct 29th, 2003, 10:00 PM

King of the Hill is awesome. >: I love the episode where Bobby sets-up a meth lab at the science fair.

Cap'n Crunch

Oct 29th, 2003, 10:08 PM

I like the one where he is growing a rose and he gets help from the potheads. :(

EverythingWillSuck

Oct 30th, 2003, 05:28 PM

KOTH isn't for everyone, I do like it tho because my dad and some of my uncles act and look like Hank and the three other guys.

I like the one where Bobby thinks he's a dog. Oh and also the prostitute one.

Command Prompt

Oct 30th, 2003, 05:37 PM

WITH SNOOP :lol :lol :lol :lol

Daphne

Oct 31st, 2003, 12:54 PM

YES! The Pimp one is so funny, I can't believe I forgot that one.

"We look like a couple of movie stars"

This weekend's should be good, Brad Pitt is playing Boomhaur's cousin.

Command Prompt

Nov 5th, 2003, 04:03 AM

It was Hank! Hank LOVES hookers!

LOL Patch. :) :) :)