NEW ARTICLE: "THE 'I DON'T LIKE IT' LIST!"

[Mockery]

Max has just come up with a list of 100 things he doesn't like. Yeah, yeah... there's way more than 100 things we don't like about him, but this is HIS turn to speak. Ok people? You got it? Good.

http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/pics/i-dont-like-square.jpg (http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/i-dont-like.php)
NEW ARTICLE: "THE 'I DON'T LIKE IT' LIST!" -by Max Burbank
http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/i-dont-like.php

Enjoy!

[Otto]

Do things with made up names include restaurant menu items with names that are humiliating to say, like "Git'r Don'ions?"

[Chojin]

People who jump out at you in libraries
The timing of this one made me lol ;<

When your doorbell rings and you open the door and there's nobody there and you look down and there's a paper bag on your doorstep and Jesus, it's on fire, so you stamp on it without even thinking and the god damn bag turns out to be full of memories of a girl you knew in high school who you never asked out even though on certain summer nights you can still smell her hair
This one is just great on its own and deserves to be on a poster or something.

Prejudice

Intolerance

Bigotry

Mexicans
I have a similar list of dislikes :<

[Perndog]

Max, I think it's fantastic that you can spell "elephantiasis" but not "wiener".

[Guitar Woman]

Finally getting to see a show you really wanted to see for the second time and it's a rerun of the one episode you already saw
This.

Also:

People that jump out at you during high school musical in the face

:lol

[Protoclown]

Max, that was brilliant. I think #69 was my favorite.

[MLE]

25. Star Trek Voyager

70. Dragon Tails, Dragon Tails, it's almost time for Dragon tails

96. Cotton eye Joe

101. The fact that Max Burback hasn't written any poetry recently that I've known about

[MisSFiT]

I thought 36 and 37 were the best until I kept reading and it just got funnier from there.

[Sgt. Baker]

The timing of this one made me lol ;<


This one is just great on its own and deserves to be on a poster or something.


I have a similar list of dislikes :<
i like how he says prejudice and bigotry and then mexicans, very clever

[zeldasbiggestfan]

My neighbor Dave and his God Damn dogs

Favorite part. Awesome article.

[Obscurus Lupa]

I was like, "Maybe I'll read a few of the things on the list until it's not funny anymore." but then it was all funny and I read it all the way through. lol Good job, Max.

[mburbank]

Thanks, evabuddy

MLE: It's ALL poetry, babe

Perndog, I totally agree. What the fuck, man.

Chojin, Proto: You know that one about the burning bag was my favorite too.