Girls, beauty tips [Archive]

Esuohlim

Aug 11th, 2007, 03:12 PM

Someone find kahljorn.

Seriously. kahljorn's prettier than a lot of girls I know and he has a dick >:

Rongi

Aug 11th, 2007, 03:14 PM

i dont remember seeing any pix of kalhjorn

Esuohlim

Aug 11th, 2007, 03:19 PM

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=215606#post215606

Rongi

Aug 11th, 2007, 03:26 PM

Wait, kalhjorn used to get his dick sucked for money?

That's fucking awesome

Guitar Woman

Aug 11th, 2007, 07:11 PM

Jesus christ :(

GADZOOKS

Aug 12th, 2007, 02:24 PM

http://www.angelfire.com/in2/animal/images/PolcLitA.gifPOTENTIAL IRONIC COMEDY ALERThttp://www.angelfire.com/in2/animal/images/PolcLitA.gif

Rongi

Aug 12th, 2007, 02:33 PM

i wanna get my dick sucked for money

by girls though i'm not a faggot

guys

come on it was a...joke

guuuyssss

kahljorn

Aug 12th, 2007, 10:13 PM

man i hate those pictures they are horrible looking... the girl who did my makeup made me look like an evil chipmonk.

MLE

Aug 12th, 2007, 10:22 PM

post some better ones!

kahljorn

Aug 12th, 2007, 10:25 PM

i dont have a camera ;o sorry

maybe someone else has a picture of me, though.

MLE

Aug 12th, 2007, 10:26 PM

i'm sure you have friends with camera phones.

kahljorn

Aug 12th, 2007, 10:55 PM

we'll see i guess ;o

MisSFiT

Aug 13th, 2007, 12:14 PM

i'm thinking of becoming a tranny.

Dye your hair bright pink, grow it long, wear mini skirt and tight shirts, but DONT stuff a bra, shave your legs, but not your pits, and wear high heeled clogs.
You are gonna be so HOT!

kahljorn

Aug 13th, 2007, 05:01 PM

Dye your hair bright pink, grow it long,

Half dark brown, half bright pink, with b ushy armpits. i think he's going to look like some kind of dr seus manfish.

or maybe a 70's rollerskating derby racing werewolf

MattJack

Aug 14th, 2007, 08:09 PM

i'm going to the gay club tonight yall.

My girlie loves that place, as do I, and I'll be sure to look over some queens to get some tips for you dood!

Yggdrasill

Aug 14th, 2007, 11:33 PM

Sweet thanks!

FartinMowler

Aug 19th, 2007, 08:42 PM

I havn't seen that pic of Kahl for a while...nice legs :\

Terra

Aug 19th, 2007, 10:49 PM

Kahl is the hottest bitch here.

Emu

Aug 19th, 2007, 11:07 PM

Kahl is hotter than most of the women here

MockMeAmadeus

Aug 20th, 2007, 01:29 PM

Yeah:\ Well, I'm off to therapy, 'cause I actually kissed him right on the lips when I saw the pictures the first time. Smogged the LCD screen so much, I'm considering a replacement. Fuck you, Kahl.

Misdemonar

Aug 20th, 2007, 10:04 PM

haha you love kahl

MockMeAmadeus

Aug 21st, 2007, 09:43 AM

my love for you is so passé that it has come full-circle and is now ironically hip.

Bitch.

MisSFiT

Aug 21st, 2007, 01:45 PM

Now that we have given all of these beauty tips I want to see some pics of Ygg as a tranny.

liquidstatik

Aug 21st, 2007, 02:02 PM

I want to see some pics of you ddead :O!

kahljorn

Aug 23rd, 2007, 04:12 PM

thanks i guess. I think most of the girls I know of on this website are pretty except for that one really fat girl.

MattJack

Aug 23rd, 2007, 08:47 PM

and terra

MockMeAmadeus

Aug 24th, 2007, 12:45 PM

O shit dude. Terra is going to tear you a new asehole.:chatter

kahljorn

Aug 24th, 2007, 07:46 PM

she might be unattractive because usually when I see a picture of her I always think it's guitar woman.

MattJack

Aug 24th, 2007, 11:05 PM

O shit dude. Terra is going to tear you an new asehole.:chatter

Terra? bwahahahahaha.

Mock, stick by me and I'll protect you from faggot vets. You'll just have to repay me with oral sex.

IDK Kahl, I'd prolly bend her over before I would Spock Jr. (no offense GW, i'd love to resemble an origianl Star Trek member).

btw, as long as I read this board, I never knew you were a tranny/crossdresser. That's cool dude! Don't you have a g/f though? How does that work exactly? :curious george

MisSFiT

Aug 24th, 2007, 11:18 PM

His girlfriend is into other girls, but doesn't want to explore the possibilities of having a sexual relationship with a woman due to insecurities within herself. Thus making kahl dress like a woman for her own self gratifying pleasures.

Or she just wants to laugh at him. :\

MattJack

Aug 25th, 2007, 12:07 AM

Shut up

Yggdrasill

Aug 25th, 2007, 11:53 PM

So i'm thinking of going on a diet to become extermely thin, as well as more researching and then trying my first woman look on halloween so I can get honest criticism.

Chojin

Aug 26th, 2007, 03:29 AM

You can also take hormones to slightly modify your skeletal frame.

Are you trying to look like a girly boy or a girl, though?

Yggdrasill

Aug 26th, 2007, 03:38 AM

I'm thinking girl, but I may have too much manly features to get it right. When I get thin my adams apple really sticks out. I would wear skirts in high school and it was fun because nobody was prepared for it. Idaho fears fags a lot.

noob3

Aug 26th, 2007, 02:55 PM

my aunt can give you a nose job if you live around oklahoma, it will be expensive. also, tits.

FartinMowler

Aug 26th, 2007, 03:04 PM

Idaho fears fags a lot.

Idaho Cowboy #1

Do you want to come into the tent with me?

Idaho Cowboy #2

Is that a potatoe in your pants?

Yggdrasill

Aug 26th, 2007, 07:37 PM

If you kiss a cowboy he tastes like tabacco and it's gross!

MisSFiT

Aug 27th, 2007, 05:35 PM

Shut up

Is that the most intelligent thing you could think of? :rolleyes

ItalianStereotype

Aug 27th, 2007, 09:49 PM

do NOT take hormones. they WILL fuck you up.

Chojin

Aug 28th, 2007, 05:33 PM

I was just going to say that we needed the local authority in here on that issue.

ItalianStereotype

Aug 29th, 2007, 11:23 PM

well kahl hasn't posted in here in almost a week, so you've got my two cents instead!

there are a number of things you can do to alter your appearance without resorting to hormones, which should REALLY be a last resort thing and only taken if you're serious about this.

ItalianStereotype

Aug 31st, 2007, 01:22 AM

so what's the dealio son? let's see you all girled out.

Yggdrasill

Sep 1st, 2007, 12:24 AM

so what's the dealio son? let's see you all girled out.

I know but like I said it will take time and kahljorns pics assured me hair and makeup is a big deal for female illusionists. When I do get a look i'll post it for everyone to see of course.

MLE

Sep 2nd, 2007, 02:06 AM

Nonononono... post it now so you can be critiqued!

Terra

Sep 3rd, 2007, 12:08 AM

In the "Art" forum though.

Cosmo Electrolux

Sep 5th, 2007, 04:14 PM

I say he should post before and after photos. I'd like to see the transformation, you know? :\

Yggdrasill

Sep 5th, 2007, 04:58 PM

I don't know, before and after photos usually show improvement in some way or the wrath of meth.

Cosmo Electrolux

Sep 6th, 2007, 09:35 AM

do you see your transformation from male to female as a positive move? If so, then I'd say it would be an improvement. If not, maybe you should question your motives for making such a transformation.