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MrAdventure
Aug 14th, 2007, 12:12 AM
I'm seriously in over my head here! Okay, so I was at the Home Depot last Saturday, and I'd had one hot dog too many (why they sell them by the front of the store I'll never know but I ain't complaining!) when I saw my wife going ga-ga over a roll of artificial turf! Now I have and always will be a natural grass man, but when we came home I noticed a few weeds poking here and there! No wonder she's got the old wandering eye!

Long story short should I go artificial on this hunch? I'd like to think I've got my wife's subtle signals down pat but then again I wouldn't be a man if I knew what she was thinkin'!

Fathom Zero
Aug 14th, 2007, 02:58 AM
Put your wife in her place. Dads like you don't have to take guff like that!

MrAdventure
Aug 14th, 2007, 03:09 AM
I love my wife and her place is by my side!

Fathom Zero
Aug 14th, 2007, 04:12 AM
Psshaw! I'm just kidding!

You sound like you need a riding mower. Oh man, do those babies ride soooo smooth. Nothing compares!

FartinMowler
Aug 15th, 2007, 03:22 PM
Tell your wife Marty will come and trim her bush :\

Perndog
Aug 15th, 2007, 03:46 PM
Don't you mean Farty?

Cfr5
Aug 15th, 2007, 04:20 PM
"Hey, FcMly, I thought I told you never to come in here."