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Mockery
Aug 15th, 2007, 02:34 AM
We've always known Protoclown was a simple man. Simple goals, simple desires... it's only natural that he'd make a journey to the homeland, or as we call it, Amish Country!

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/boxes/amish-country-box.jpg (http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/amish-country)
NEW FEATURE: "I-MOCKERY TAKES A TRIP TO AMISH COUNTRY!" -by Protoclown
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/amish-country

Enjoy!

RaNkeri
Aug 15th, 2007, 02:50 AM
Proto surely knows how to pose for the camera :lol

TIFunkalicious
Aug 15th, 2007, 03:23 AM
I can only hope he said "SOUL STEAL" in a deep, menacing voice a la Castlevania: SOTN whenever he took a picture.

Noodles
Aug 15th, 2007, 03:46 AM
Will some one tell me why the wine statue was holding grape juice???

Creepy-critters
Aug 15th, 2007, 09:25 AM
Because wine is made from grapes? THOSE AMISH AND THEIR SENSE OF IRONY. CHORTLE CHORTLE CHORTLE

EDIT: I noticed a problem with the HTML on page two

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Unless thats been fixed already

Wiffle Bat
Aug 15th, 2007, 09:55 PM
gotta love those amish capitalists ^^

tenno
Aug 17th, 2007, 07:46 PM
As usual I laughed like crazy.

The best parts are those fucking red hat cats are even represented in Amsih country, because the only people who buy that Amish shit are wacky old biddy's that roll in packs yo!

The second best part is the NASCAR FUCKING SHIRTS.

Seriously, we co-opt the country from the Indians and build our farms, then we co-opt Amish country with our technology and soul sucking cameras, then we co-opt all good taste by commercializing everything that made them great...

Thats it's then, the vision of the future. A big boot co-opting a face forever...1884 hahahahah