GHOST TOWN LAST HURRAH

[Grislygus]

QUICK this is the last place where we can be mean to people before the redesign happens let's start unloading some baggage people.

[Grislygus]

Wait, nobody ever posts in my threads, I need to just be mean to myself then

[Fathom Zero]

That avatar sucks man ass.
I hate change.
There's never enough time in a day.
I don't love my mother anymore.
I have backne. And nipple hair.
Comedy doesn't write itself.
I'm afraid of heights.
ZBF is a myspace buddy. But not for long if he keeps being unfriendly.
I have a job that I like and a boss that I hate! Something nobody knows about.
I couldn't swim for the longest of time. I still won't get on the diving board.
Fromaldehyde took most of the skin off of my feet and replacement flesh was stripped from my back.

[Grislygus]

You're a dick

[Grislygus]

Oh God

[Grislygus]

Come back, I need other people in here! I'm so alone...

[liquidstatik]

hey gus i'm here for ya!

[Grislygus]

Oh thank you dear Jesus

[Grislygus]

What wait the fuck man is that a black guy

[Fathom Zero]

I'm still here.

FUCK YOU.

[Grislygus]

Do you not see me and my asian pimpness, I'm being fucked enough let me tell you what

[liquidstatik]

hey guy i'm not tryin to fight nobody

[Grislygus]

Seriously though Kenneth Eng's been telling me what all the black people say behind us Asians' backs, and I do not appreciate you oppressing me with that avatar

[Fathom Zero]

Shut up, darkie.

Chojin is a meanie.

[Grislygus]

I am YELLOW and even H P Lovecraft admitted that we will crush you white bastards in the end

[Grislygus]

As long as I can stay away from that fucking opium, it's like kryptonite to us

[RaNkeri]

Nobody wants me to join this thread and you're all gonna ignore me, but I'll still do it! Just to piss off you guys >:

I fucking hate all of you.

Fuck you >:

[Fathom Zero]

I hope you fall down some stairs. And into a fire.

[Grislygus]

I will be nice to you if you can get me some opium

[liquidstatik]

rankeri go awayy dude
gus, shut up don't you have some rice to cook :rolleyes

[Grislygus]

that's legal in Siberia, right?

[Fathom Zero]

Go eat a dog or something, yella man.

[liquidstatik]

rice is legal everywhere, duh

[Grislygus]

I wish I could cook rice but I keep spending my money on opium

[Grislygus]

Where am I

[Fathom Zero]

and Gadzooks,

I DON'T HAVE TO LIVE UP TO YOUR EXPECTATIONS OF ME. WHEN I NEEDED YOU, YOU WEREN'T THERE FOR ME.

You threw a grenade into my life.

[liquidstatik]

compton, b8tch

[Grislygus]

Where the hell did my dog go

[Grislygus]

YOU CRAZY BLACK PERSON, YOU STOLE MY DOG

[Grislygus]

unless Tsung Li ate him. I'll kill the bitch.

[Fathom Zero]

HE TOOK MY FUCKING POOL.

[Grislygus]

Or bastard, you can never tell with the filthy Red Chinese

[Grislygus]

You don't have a pool, it would be FROZEN and then the polar bears would try fishing for seals in it

[Fathom Zero]

You kiss your mother with that mouth?

[Grislygus]

No, I fish for eels in it.

[Grislygus]

Or she fishes for eels in mine. Or my pants. I do not understand your white devil innuendo.

[Fathom Zero]

I don't want none of that ching-chong-chang crap.

[Grislygus]

CHING CHONG CHINAMAN
SITTIN ON A RAIL
'LONG CAME A WHITE MAN AND CHOPPED OFF HIS TAIL

[Grislygus]

Hey, I'm fucking Korean man let's keep that racist bullshit outta here. Unless some filthy fucking Japs show up.

[Fathom Zero]

Damn monkeys. They pee'd on my rug.

lol you see wut i did their

[Grislygus]

SHuttup, all of ya, Jonathan CLement just showed up. If we keep quiet he may go away. If not, we'll hafta go get some Ronin and go Seven Samurai on his ass

[Fathom Zero]

Man, Heat was a good movie.

[Grislygus]

What are you trying to do, turn this into a chatroom? This is serious fucking Homo business.

[Fathom Zero]

You gay, pal?

Cause I'll kill you.

[Grislygus]

You can try, bitch.

[Fathom Zero]

You can bet your life.

[Grislygus]

Man, this town used to be cool. I'm outta here.

[ArrowX]

go play starcraft

[Fathom Zero]

Now that Grisly is gone, we can talk about cool things!

Like candy and girls!

[noob3]

somone rename this thread to fathom & grisly have a fuck

[Fathom Zero]

Sure, toy with my emotions, but we all know what you want.

[ItalianStereotype]

it would be nice if this were a town full of ghosts since ghosts tend to shut the fuck up D: