NEW GRAB BAG: "THOSE DARK HOUSES ON HALLOWEEN!"

[Mockery]

Ever wondered what goes on in those houses that aren't lit up come Halloween? Well wonder no more...

http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/pics/dark-houses-box.jpg (http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/dark-houses.php)
NEW GRAB BAG: "THOSE DARK HOUSES ON HALLOWEEN!" -by Dr. Boogie
http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/dark-houses.php

Enjoy!

[blacksamster]

Best line...

"1 out of every 3 people in America is killed every fifteen minutes (luckily, those figures are offset by our enormous birthrate), and on Halloween, those figures triple."

I paused. Read it again. Laughed my ass off.

[Protoclown]

I gotta agree...the statistics bit in the wetworks paragraph was my favorite part. Well done, John!