Doctor Who vs. Spider-man

[Obscurus Lupa]

http://imdb.com/title/tt0436992/board/thread/84478677
One of the more entertaining threads I've read in awhile, lol. Scan the thread until you find where people started asking who would win in a fight.

So who do you guys think would win?

My answer was:
"Who are you?"
"I'm Spider-man."
"WELL I'M THE SPACEMAN!"
(fight)
"Aw crap, I don't actually have any weapons."
"HA HA WEB TO THE FACE!"
"DOH!"

[Dr. Boogie]

I think imdb would win because they force you to register before you can look at their precious discussion threads.

[Obscurus Lupa]

Yeah, that's kinda stupid. You guys get the gist though!

[JediScum]

Spider Man would totally win. Even if he loses the fight, he'll go home to Mary Jane who will sex him up real good.

[Obscurus Lupa]

All the Doctor would have to do is hold Aunt May hostage and he'd have a good card to play.