A PROPOSITION FOR THE ADMINISTRATORS!

[Guitar Woman]

So I'm thinking, if this section of the forums is going down the shitter, I-Mock's big re-modeling can't fucking come fast enough. But in the meantime, why don't you guys just lock it like the Mock Wars forum?

This is by far the worst part of the site, as evidenced by JediScum and BlueGularis' recent LET'S BE HUGE FAGGOTS TO NO END thread, and getting rid of it would probably brighten everyone's day.

Well, except BlueGularis and JediScum. But fuck those guys.

[Blue Gularis]

Oh my. Guitar Woman came to our thread looking for a fight and didn't like it when we made fun of h-... err, whatever Guitar Woman actually is... Why is it always those who like to dish it out that can't take it?

[Guitar Woman]

I didn't come looking for a fight, I was merely commenting on how unfunny and horrible your thread was to read!

Now if you could stay the fuck out of this topic, I would appreciate it!

[JediScum]

No, Guitar Person, you posted 3 times in a row with nothing to contribute to topic, then posted again. And again. And again. So fuck off, huh? Where's YOUR amalgam?

[Guitar Woman]

It's non-existant, because that kind of shit isn't fucking funny in the slightest.

OR MABYE I AM UNABLE TO APPRECIATE THE SHEER GENIUS OF IRON FIST PHOOEY.

MABYE I'M LIKE ALL THE PEOPLE WHO THINK ACHEWOOD IS STUPID, AND I JUST DON'T FUCKING GET IT.

[Guitar Woman]

Or mabye you guys are retarded, which is a lot more likely

[JediScum]

Just because you don't find it funny doesn't mean you have to swear alliegence to the Nazis and destroy every vestige of it, numbnuts. What is it that makes you so damn infuriated about Popeye dressed like Aquaman?!? ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!! (or Blue)

[Blue Gularis]

Or mabye you guys are retarded, which is a lot more likely

God, what a pathetic whiner. :lol

-Let's try not to feed the poor little trolls anymore, they just want attention since they have no dicks- although it is fun in a sadistic way, kind of like burning ants with a microscope- on the evolutionary scale that is about the distance between people like JediScum and myself and the pink hair anime twats. I now resent the twelve minutes of my day and roughly 2.5 percent of my brainpower I have wasted responding to infantile shit throwing from these drooling troglodytes.

-How does this 'ignore' option work?

[JediScum]

Ya know, Blue, what we did was funny, borderline retarded really. But it gave us a laugh, right? why, are these pink hairs saying WE spoiled their day? THEY came to US! Yes? Fuck 'em. Especially when a response to a semi-intelligent question is....

:oneofthosedays :oneofthosedays :oneofthosedays :oneofthosedays :oneofthosedays

[JediScum]

Tweety Bird combined with The Vision is next

[Esuohlim]

Speaking of the Mock Wars forum I was going to change the Kurt Vonnegut "Jailbird" Discussion thread's name to "The Kurt Russell 'Overboard' Discussion Thread" but my dream never became a reality :tear

[Guitar Woman]

Are these guys the same person?

IS THIS FARTINMOWLER?

[Blue Gularis]

Ya know, Blue, what we did was funny, borderline retarded really. But it gave us a laugh, right? why, are these pink hairs saying WE spoiled their day? THEY came to US! Yes? Fuck 'em. Especially when a response to a semi-intelligent question is....

:oneofthosedays :oneofthosedays :oneofthosedays :oneofthosedays :oneofthosedays

Hey Jediscum,

The difference is we are secure in our funny pictures retardation and that poses a threat to those who truly wish they were as nubile and sexy as their anime idols- and aren't, of course.

I wondered if that pic Guitar Woman posted was actually an attempt at creating an amalgam- maybe the sexually abusive uncle combined with Mario as the childhood hero that Guitar Woman vainly hoped would save him/her/whatever from a life of sexual impotency and self hatred.

The Vision idea sounds great, maybe I'll do a Speedy Gonzolez-Flash next.

[Guitar Woman]

Guys, do you think if I made a big post with a bunch of long words in it I could disguise the fact that I have nothing even remotely intelligent to say

[DuFresne]

Ceding the point that GW is in fact a bit of a whiner, he really didn't say anything unwarranted.

[Guitar Woman]

I only whine when massive faggots won't shut the fuck up

Which happens a lot, so yeah :<

[JediScum]

Nobody really said anything until yer triple post.

Of course, since I posted Zan and Jana (the Wonder Twins) kissing each other and having pink hair, you peeps are fairly quiet.

[Guitar Woman]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha, what

sure, if you ignore the fucking abomination of comedy and image doctoring preceding it

[Guitar Woman]

You guys are just fucking terrible

Mabye if you'd shut the fuck up I wouldn't yell at you like this

[JediScum]

http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff319/AngryVikingSmurf/elephantiasis.jpg

suck his balls

[HungryWantBiddy]

you like getting kicked around on these boards, huh GW? If you weren't so abrasive, you'd be a lot happier...hell, you may even make some friends. All I ever see you doing is insulting other regular members...oh, and slurping the mods. Piss off.

To Blue and Jedi: I found your amalgams (and the related thread) to be very funny and entertaining. But what do I know? After all, I'm that guy who likes to watch re-runs of Mad TV. Please, keep the amalgams coming. BAN GW! :)

[Guitar Woman]

The people I yell at are all fucking horrible, I don't know why I'd want to be friends with them

[eggyolk]

I only whine when massive faggots won't shut the fuck up

Which happens a lot, so yeah :<

the irony in this post is out of this world! :lol