Hey Rog C.H.U.D is being Remade!!!

[B.T.C]

And its going to be directed by Zombie



http://www.dreadcentral.com/node/25294

[Sacks]

Next stop on Rob Zombie's Classic Horror Destruction Tour. :rock

[Mockery]

God damnit, why can't he (and every other director) just make their OWN movies instead of tarnishing these classics. I love C.H.U.D. and don't want to see him to do it what he did to Halloween.

For those of you who aren't familiar with C.H.U.D., here's my old feature on it:
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/chud (http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/chud)

[Dr. Boogie]

I'm going to email Rob Zombie and ask him to remake Prince of Darkness. :lol

[Mockery]

I'm going to email myself a reminder to MURDER you. >:

[Sacks]

I wonder how many times we're going to see his wife's ass in this one.

[Zomboid]

I dunno, but I'm guessing there will be an abundance of angry redneck characters,

[Mockery]

I would kill to be able to just sit down with him and have a one on one talk about why remakes are bad and why he should just come up with something completely new of his own. Rob Zombie isn't a bad guy, but he's making really bad choices with this remake shit...

[Dr. Boogie]

and The Stuff! That's what I'll mention in my next email.

[Mockery]

It's gonna be hard to type an email when I've chopped off your hands. >:

[Zomboid]

Ahh the stuff was awesome. A friend and I watched that when we were 8 or 9 and fucking loved it.

[Jomb]

:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol
:lolI almost forgot about The Stuff!:lol
:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

'Can't get enough, of The Stuff'
I just picked it up recently, it doesn't hold up well.
I actually have a T-Shirt around here somewhere...
'Are you eating it, or is it eating you?'

[Mockery]

I tried convincing Boogie it was well worth reviewing this Halloween season, but he went with the Dead Heat movie instead. I'm gonna have to review that movie myself sometime, cuz The Stuff is awesome. No horror collection should be without it.

[MarioRPG]

Oh no, now there will be two versions of C.H.U.D in the bargain bin!!!

(Not including the sequel)
Ps, that's where I bought my copy of C.H.U.D

[Mockery]

I actually never saw the sequel cuz I heard it was really awful and had nothing to really even do with the C.H.U.D.

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

I actually never saw the sequel cuz I heard it was really awful and had nothing to really even do with the C.H.U.D.

Rumor has it that C.H.U.D II: Bud the Chud was originally written as a sequel to Return of the Living Dead. It is really bad, but sort of fun.

CHUD II TRAILER (http://youtube.com/watch?v=zWriF1F2Nng)

The stuff is well worth a review. I forgot how over the top it was.

TRAILER (http://youtube.com/watch?v=6UPDzJ3XVhg)

[Eyelobe]

From what I have heard, this is an unfounded rumour. The Stuff, Ghoulies, Puppetmaster and Gremlins are also so far safe from this remake madness. We can rest well...for now...

Friday the 13th IS being remade, though. That is true :(

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

It's not a rumor Chum, Rob Zombie has confirmed his participation. Nothing is set in stone, but he intends to do it.

[Eyelobe]

It's not a rumor Chum, Rob Zombie has confirmed his participation. Nothing is set in stone, but he intends to do it.

I see.

I have nothing against remakes - some of the best horror movies have taken an existing premise and "re-imagined" it, right? The Thing, The Fly, numerous Frankenstein monster movies...etc...

I just hope that RZ gets the humour of this movie. In my opinion, that is what the most recent wave of horror movies have failed to capture - the humour. Remember Re-Animator? Damn!

[Jomb]

How could somebody not like The Stuff? It boggles the mind!

[Dr. Boogie]

I just hope that RZ gets the humour of this movie. In my opinion, that is what the most recent wave of horror movies have failed to capture - the humour. Remember Re-Animator? Damn!

Who remade Re-Animator?


And Dead Heat was great. The part where Treat Williams gets "attacked" by liver was just like one of those scenes from Police Squad! where someone threw a wig at Leslie Neilson and he clutched it to his face and screamed.

[Zomboid]

OMG MOVIE FORUM

[MarioRPG]

Bud the C.H.U.D had a lot to do with a CHUD in a basement and a dog.

[Misdemonar]

HEY ROG ALL YOUR DREAMS ARE CRASHING AROUND YOU AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO!

[HickMan]

I dunno about you guys but as long as I see tits I'm sold

[funk]

I agree with this tits idea

[darkvare]

im gonna ask him for a remake of killer clowns from outer space or maybe a sequel

[MarioRPG]

Why doesn't he just remake Night Of The Living Dead and get it over with.

[Eyelobe]

Who remade Re-Animator?


And Dead Heat was great. The part where Treat Williams gets "attacked" by liver was just like one of those scenes from Police Squad! where someone threw a wig at Leslie Neilson and he clutched it to his face and screamed.

Sorry, poorly worded on my part - Re-Animator has yet to be remade. I just meant that I miss the black humour that a lot of 80s horror flicks had. Another one I love is Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, where Leatherface is more of a goofy, horny weirdo than a menacing killing machine.

[Fathom Zero]

I remember walking around the Horror section at Media Play and seeing all sorts of brilliant movies, especially The Stuff, CHUD, and The Ice Cream Man.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=uf68eENx7IA

Clint Howard's a creepy looking dude.

[Sacks]

He should just make one big pile of shit movie that reveals angry psychotic white trash and tits were behind all of the greatest horror moments, and then at the end when everyone is killing each other and fucking and Sheri Moon is going down on Frankenstein and the Wolfman while their father drinks bourbon and screams at them the trailer can open up into an unbelievable display of lights and sounds as it begins to lift them all into the night sky all while Bela Lugosi's Dead is reaching a glorious crescendo. Finally it ends with Robert Englund waking up in a cold sweat and clutching his face as he realizes IT WAS ONLY A NIGHTMARE. :x

[Sacks]

I remember walking around the Horror section at Media Play and seeing all sorts of brilliant movies, especially The Stuff, CHUD, and The Ice Cream Man.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=uf68eENx7IA

Clint Howard's a creepy looking dude.

I love the Home Alone soundtrack.

[Fathom Zero]

That trailer had "Roger Corman" written all over it.

[Cfr5]

someone threw a wig at Leslie Neilson and he clutched it to his face and screamed.

Replace "wig" with "pillow" and you also get a scene in The Naked Gun!

[Sethomas]

Then replace "threw" in the original quote with "ejaculate" and then replace "The Naked Gun" with "Jurassic Park" and you'll have a surreal mental image with no real basis in reality!

[Cfr5]

Might as well replace "then" with "than", "threw" with "through", and "real" with "reel" to make it even more so convoluted.

[Fathom Zero]

It's like a corruption of Mad Libs!