Question for Chojin

[Blue Gularis]

Hey Chojin,

I'm sorry to bother you with this but now that I'm getting hate mail from Guitar Woman and I am this close to giving up on these forums I have nothing to lose. :\

Well, what did you expect? I'm not your fucking errand boy. If your question is so important, just ask Chojin yourself.

That's from this topic: http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69698091

That was an innocent Picture Captions and Photoshops (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=12) topic I started solely for my own amusement. A couple of other guys liked what I was doing so they added to the collection.

Next thing we know we have Guitar Woman and a couple others spamming us with pointless critiques, posts like this the following three in a row from Guitar Woman:

Holy shit, is this the worst thread ever?
I think it is!

This deserves a medal or something!
You know what this thread reminds me of

Two guys sucking each other's dicks and remarking on how great a job they are both doing
And so began a lovely flame war. :maul

I can take a good mock, at least DuFriendless tried to be amusing. Guitar Woman, incapable of being creative, simply made himself ceaselessly annoying.

This is my personal favorite, where we have him so wound up he becomes incoherent!

Also, DuFresne, you might as well give up. A stupid person will not stand down no matter how much logical arguements you bombard him with, and he will go on mentally mastrubating and shouting I WON I WON HURRRRRRRRRRRRRR after everything you say. It's sort of like arguing with a 6 year old who is ABSOLUTELY SURE that 10 times 10 is 20, and will dissolve into a screaming waily tantrum if you oppose him for too long.

"Screaming wally tantrum" The irony in that statement is beyond belief.

-After receiving a bloody beating at the hands of the Cartoon Amalgamaters Guitar Woman started sending me ugly little PM's. Now he is in my PM box. >: With the understanding that PMs are private I am going to take Guitar Woman's invitation quoted above as permission to post the crucial line from his PM:

"Chojin's one of my best buddies on this site"

:hypno

This was coupled with an insinuation that I should watch out because you, Chojn, might just come kick my ass if Guitar Woman were to ask it. :lol

I issued Guitar Woman a challenge to the effect of if he is your 'best buddy' why not have him PM me and say so? Apparently Guitar Woman was unable to do that. :)

So, the question- Are you one of Guitar Woman's 'best buddies'? (I will take 'I tolerate Guitar Woman' as a no.)

I would appreciate it if you could clear this up, thanks for your time.

(This is almost more fun than high school!)

[Guitar Woman]

Man it's too bad there isn't some sort of private messaging system on this forum where you could talk to specific people about stuff that nobody else gives a fuck about

[Mockery]

I'm glad he posted it in public so I could see it too since I don't follow many threads these days.

[RaNkeri]

Try to last few months, new comers usually get a lot of shit from certain persons without any good reason.

And don't mind GW, he's a good egg, ut-bay ot-nay oo-tay ight-bray, if you know what I mean.

[Emu]

There's a certain sense of humor that prevails here that most people don't get, and that's basically that 90% of anything anybody with more than 5,000 posts or so says is said in irony and is mostly nonserious.

[Grislygus]

Jesus Christ, I'd never thought I'd see the day that I would be on Guitar Woman's side for anything. Thanks a lot, asshole.

[Esuohlim]

There's a certain sense of humor that prevails here that most people don't get, and that's basically that 90% of anything anybody with more than 5,000 posts or so says is said in irony and is mostly nonserious.

Everything I post is 100% serious though I'm the exception to this rule, all new people write this down it's important

[Blue Gularis]

There's a certain sense of humor that prevails here that most people don't get, and that's basically that 90% of anything anybody with more than 5,000 posts or so says is said in irony and is mostly nonserious.

Fascinating. Might this incredibly subtle sense of humor include barging into a topic where people are enjoying themselves to attack them in the most obnoxious ways possible? Does it include getting incredibly offended when people call you on your bullshit or fight back? Might it also include loving to dish it out but not being able to take it? Perhaps it also includes thinking that you somehow own this forum and are above the rules after 5,000 posts and every new person should get the hell out- yeah, I bet that's in there as is spoiling other people's fun for no reason other than pure meanness. >:

Gosh, I just don't get it I guess, when someone acts like a prick for no reason I can fathom I just assume they are one. If someone calls me 'fucking awful' or suggests that I am one of 'Two guys sucking each other's dicks' because I'm fiddling around in Photoshop in a part of the forum set aside just for that purpose I have a tendency to be offended and take it seriously. Goofy me! :\

I'd love to see someone with responsibility here give an opinion on what I see as a clique of topic arsonist spoiler trolls infesting this place and ruining people's fun. If the owners are trying to build a following for their humor site with these forums it's plain that the atmosphere of strife perpetuated by a few unchecked bad apples is driving away business....


PS: Before I get a bunch of crap for suggesting the admin pay attention to any of this, precedence has been set by everybody's darling Guitar Woman, who I find to be about as cute as a two headed baby. Click Here (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69698148)

[Esuohlim]

Fascinating. Might this incredibly subtle sense of humor include barging into a topic where people are enjoying themselves to attack them in the most obnoxious ways possible?

Oh man if only you knew :x

[Chojin]

Okay, didn't see this until today. In the future, if you send me a PM, I'll be able to respond more quickly.

So first, let me go over RULES RULES RULES. GW probably took your flame war to PMs because it specifically says in the rules to not hijack a thread or follow someone around the forums bitching at them constantly, so in that respect he was probably doing the rest of us a favor. On the other hand, I at least tend to take PM harassment more seriously than forum harassment.

Now, regarding how this forum actually works - Things would get really boring if people never had a disagreement. GW running in and trashing your thread in picture captions & photoshops was obnoxious in the sense that I don't want any new people to quit, but come on now, it was really pretty funny watching how everyone reacted. I-Mockery itself is dedicated to mocking people that take themselves too seriously, and the forums are no different.

So, bottom line:
For the people who are being legitimately harassed, we have an ignore function. You click on a person's name, go to their profile, then click 'add x to your ignore list'. Here's a shortcut to that link if you really can't handle angry words being shared over the internet: http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/profile.php?do=addlist&userlist=ignore&u=3440

As for asking me - in the middle of your official complaint thread - whether or now GW is one of my bestest internet buddies in the whole wide world:
1. That's really neither here nor there.
2. Don't be a queer.
3. Yes.


By the way, we generally don't ban people on this forum, so please don't treat the rulebook as a "win every argument" card. I think it was you who said in general blabber something to the effect of "Keep posting, you're just giving me more material to get you banned. :lol". This isn't AOL and we don't adhere to their Terms Of Service. If someone is being a LEGITIMATE PEST in ways that you can't avoid, that's when you need to dial an admin (and I can understand if you didn't know about the ignore function, it isn't clearly documented).

However, don't you think it's a little presumptuous to sign up for a forum and then try to get some of the people who have been around for years banned? Would I do that at your family reunion?

[Guitar Woman]

For the record, my first PM to him wasn't a FLAME HATE RAGE GO CHOKE ON A HUNDRED DICKS message but rather an FYI because he seemed to think he knew everything about everything and to this I got a MEAN and VULGAR response that was completley uncalled for.

So he was really the one who started the whole hate mail buisness and has no right to be complaining when I respond to shit he starts by KICKING IT UP A NOTCH.

[Blue Gularis]

For the record, my first PM to him wasn't a FLAME HATE RAGE GO CHOKE ON A HUNDRED DICKS message but rather an FYI because he seemed to think he knew everything about everything and to this I got a MEAN and VULGAR response that was completley uncalled for.

So he was really the one who started the whole hate mail buisness and has no right to be complaining when I respond to shit he starts by KICKING IT UP A NOTCH.

Guitar Woman-

1. Your FYI sure sounded like a threat to me.
2. Your other PMs following were pretty much 'FLAME HATE RAGE GO CHOKE ON A HUNDRED DICKS" as are your posts everywhere I find them. You are an extremely rude and abusive motherfucker. Fuck you, if I haven't said it enough.
3. "Ye reap as ye sow" -in plain modern English that means if I was "MEAN and VULGAR" (I was definitely mean and vulgar is a matter of taste) I must remind you that from where I sit "MEAN and VULGAR" is ALL YOU ARE CAPABLE OF and again I say you like to dish it out but can't take it- surely this is obvious to anybody who is watching? For you to call ANYONE"s outraged response to your shit talking abuse "completely uncalled for" is outrageous and asinine.
4. I don't know "something about everything" but I definitely know a lot more about most things than you.
5. "hate mail business" -still an apt description of your behavior. Stay the fuck out of my mailbox, if you want to talk to me it's public only from here out, got it? I did not start ANY of this crap YOU DID, PERIOD!!!! -ASSHOLE!
6. I have every right to respond to your shit- fuck with me again and you will see higher notches.
7."he starts" -Honestly, I can't even begin to find words that describe the incredible irony of that statement.

-This really is the twilight fucking zone and in a bad way. :hypno

[Emu]

YOU'RE BOTH DOUCHEBAG FAGGOT ASSHOLES OK

MATTER IS SETTLED, I AM THE GREATEST.

[Blue Gularis]

Okay, didn't see this until today. In the future, if you send me a PM, I'll be able to respond more quickly.

So first, let me go over RULES RULES RULES. GW probably took your flame war to PMs because it specifically says in the rules to not hijack a thread or follow someone around the forums bitching at them constantly, so in that respect he was probably doing the rest of us a favor. On the other hand, I at least tend to take PM harassment more seriously than forum harassment.

Now, regarding how this forum actually works - Things would get really boring if people never had a disagreement. GW running in and trashing your thread in picture captions & photoshops was obnoxious in the sense that I don't want any new people to quit, but come on now, it was really pretty funny watching how everyone reacted. I-Mockery itself is dedicated to mocking people that take themselves too seriously, and the forums are no different.

So, bottom line:
For the people who are being legitimately harassed, we have an ignore function. You click on a person's name, go to their profile, then click 'add x to your ignore list'. Here's a shortcut to that link if you really can't handle angry words being shared over the internet: http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/profile.php?do=addlist&userlist=ignore&u=3440

As for asking me - in the middle of your official complaint thread - whether or now GW is one of my bestest internet buddies in the whole wide world:
1. That's really neither here nor there.
2. Don't be a queer.
3. Yes.


By the way, we generally don't ban people on this forum, so please don't treat the rulebook as a "win every argument" card. I think it was you who said in general blabber something to the effect of "Keep posting, you're just giving me more material to get you banned. :lol". This isn't AOL and we don't adhere to their Terms Of Service. If someone is being a LEGITIMATE PEST in ways that you can't avoid, that's when you need to dial an admin (and I can understand if you didn't know about the ignore function, it isn't clearly documented).

However, don't you think it's a little presumptuous to sign up for a forum and then try to get some of the people who have been around for years banned? Would I do that at your family reunion?


Chojin,

Thanks for answering the question and responding. Out of respect for you I am going to come back tomorrow to reply to your post in detail after I've slept on it. This is like in 'They Live' when Rowdy Roddy puts on the special glasses...

[Blue Gularis]

This double post was an edit accident. PS, fuck you guys. :)

[Chojin]

Looking back, that was really wordy. Here's what I meant to say:

If you have a problem with someone that you can't deal with, just put them on ignore.
If they're still giving you problems, somehow, then come talk to me about it.
I would tell the same thing to him or anyone else.

The only reason to ask me to do something about it otherwise is if you want me to punish them, which is silly.

[AChimp]

I'm willing to ban everyone involved in this incident for $10.

[Chojin]

I'm willing to ban AChimp for $2.

[Mockery]

:hourglass

[Misdemonar]

SUE GW

[Terra]

guys this is serious lets wait for the blue fucktard to sleep on this and then come back and post okay thnx

[Terra]

guys i think he's posting now heads up

[Blue Gularis]

Chojin,

I don't feel at all presumptuous asking for people to follow the forum rules- I read them and I try to follow them. I see from what you state that they are really more suggestions than rules. Thanks for clarifying that 'people who have been around for years' really don't have to follow them. I get how things work now! :)

Getting Guitar Woman banned seriously wasn't my plan, although I would certainly enjoy it. He is the one who showed up in my PM box which was the last straw for me and it sounds like you might take that somewhat seriously. For my part that is what pushed me to where we are here.

What I'd like to see is people like Guitar Woman moderated. I really don't consider an 'Ignore List' to be a substitute for responsible moderation. The 'ignore list' is pretty much putting one's head in the sand, you can't watch your back like that.

You say you don't want to see new people leave- sorry, I am so not very convinced! I've seen several come and go in the short month+ I've been here- always after Guitar Woman or his posse called them various combinations of 'stupid, ugly,faggot, awful, fucked up', etc. These attacks are unwarranted and unfunny. Obviously they can't get the difference between a humorous and tasteful mock and just plain mean shit-talk. Anyway, it's happening, people are leaving but it seems like it's actually a private party so I guess that's good for them- talk about a circle jerk.

Fuck me, how's this for coming right out and saying it? I take it back, having new people here is a shitty idea.


I'm staying because I respect Imock, protoclown and Burbank and I like their work. You've got those guys attracting new people with their art and artless people driving them away almost as fast! These forums frankly aren't much fun because of this, a shame really. For my part if I want abuse I'll call my dominatrix. :lol

....whether or now GW is one of my bestest internet buddies in the whole wide world:
1. That's really neither here nor there.
2. Don't be a queer.
3. Yes.
***(snipped)


Well, I posted this to call Guitar Woman's bluff and it looks like I lost that hand. Who'd a thunk it? :\
1. It became 'here' after Guitar Woman played the 'Chojin is my best buddy' card'.
2. Queer? I'm not Guitar Woman's friend!
3. I will try not to revise my opinion of you downward too drastically. Do you have any other venomous pets I should be aware of?

All in all I do have to admit it was a pretty fun firefight and I wasn't bored... The Cartoon Amalgamators defended their honor implacably. I give DuFlabhands a miter of respect for actually photoshopping a mock rather than just repeating the same obnoxious whiny shit over and over like Guitar Woman- that dude is fingernails on the chalkboard. How about a shorter leash, please?

Thanks for telling me how things really are here Chojin, I do appreciate your candor. If I have further problems I'll be sure to let you know- somehow I don't foresee that happening.

[Sam]

Guitar Woman's posse :lol

[Blue Gularis]

Guitar Woman's posse :lol

Hey, I'm hip with the lingo you gnarley hep cats!

I grant that was some unfortunate wording... :dunce

What I meant to say was 'fuck-sticks', is that better? Thanks.

[Chojin]

Thanks for clarifying that 'people who have been around for years' don't have to follow them. I get how things work now.
Sassiness aside, you also can't play internet referee with every rule. The people who have been here for years do get preferential treatment, yes. That's the way any intelligent establishment operates. You may even find that your local McDonalds operates on the same principle!

He is the one who showed up in my PM box which was the last straw for me and it sounds like you might take that somewhat seriously.
Post the PMs from both sides. I find it curious that you keep alluding to these PMs but won't show any examples.

I really don't consider an 'Ignore List' to be a substitute for responsible moderation. The 'ignore list' is pretty much putting one's head in the sand, you can't watch your back like that.
Think about what you're actually saying here. If you can't hear him, why would you care? Would you care because other people on the forum can still hear him? Do you think if we were to ban him that no one would ever hear his opinion of you? And again, why do you care? Why should I care that you care? This sounds way more like your problem than mine or anyone else's.

You have the means by which to solve this problem yourself, you just want internet justice to be served. I think that's more immature than anything Guitar Woman has done in your thread (though probably not during the entirety of his tenure).

You say you don't want to see new people leave- sorry, I am so not very convinced! I've seen several come and go in the short month+ I've been here- always after Guitar Woman or his posse called them various combinations of 'stupid, ugly,faggot, awful, fucked up', etc. These attacks are unwarranted and unfunny. Obviously they can't get the difference between a humorous and tasteful mock and just plain mean shit-talk.
I agree to an extent. At the same time, we've always been a self-filtering community, and I don't think we should abandon that entirely either.

Thanks for telling me how things really are here Chojin, I do appreciate your candor. If I have further problems I'll be sure to let you know- somehow I don't foresee that happening.
It is impossible to sum up any forum's culture in a couple of paragraphs. This would be the reason that most people lurk before posting. Would you be upset if you went to France, only to find out that nobody spoke English? Would you alert the prime minister to deport your concierge? It does say right on the travel brochure that they're a friendly, fanciful people.

I'm really very curious as to how you feel things should be run instead. So far, I've deduced that we need to ban guitar woman and anyone else who doesn't use their indoor voice, because ignore features are for the birds.

[Chojin]

So this got me to thinking - let's have an open brainstorming session for the new rules & guidelines to be used on the new boards. I'll go make the thread.

[Blue Gularis]

PS: Sorry I got Mockery's name wrong- I said "Imock". my bad.

[Blue Gularis]

So this got me to thinking - let's have an open brainstorming session for the new rules & guidelines to be used on the new boards. I'll go make the thread.

Hey, thanks for the quick and interesting responses Chojin- I'd like to talk semi-live with you right now but I have to go stand on a ladder and paint the bedroom ceiling which is going to be a bitch- I will get back to this as soon as I can.

[Guitar Woman]

I wasn't revealing any MAGICAL TRAP CARD THAT DESTROYS YOUR MONSTER AND DEALS 500 DAMAGE TO YOUR LIFE POINTS, I was just saying that you were a mega idiot for sucking Chojin's dick out of the blue there and that I probably knew a little more about him than someone who just now signed up! Hope that clears everything up!

[Mockery]

You say you don't want to see new people leave- sorry, I am so not very convinced! I've seen several come and go in the short month+ I've been here- always after Guitar Woman or his posse called them various combinations of 'stupid, ugly,faggot, awful, fucked up', etc. These attacks are unwarranted and unfunny. Obviously they can't get the difference between a humorous and tasteful mock and just plain mean shit-talk.I've long seen this as one of the biggest problems on these forums and it's one of the things I think we'll be policing much more once the new site is launched. You're far from the first person to tell me they're leaving the forums because they're tired of that kind of bullshit. I'm not saying people aren't going to mock each other on here, because it is I-Mockery and it's supposed to happen... but sometimes it's clear that a person is doing it to simply be mean instead of in jest. It's at this point that threads usually get derailed and because a preschool-level bitchfest between two people.

Also, everybody, please be sure to see Chojin's new thread about updating our Rules & Guidelines:
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69698251

[Blue Gularis]

I've long seen this as one of the biggest problems on these forums and it's one of the things I think we'll be policing much more once the new site is launched. You're far from the first person to tell me they're leaving the forums because they're tired of that kind of bullshit. I'm not saying people aren't going to mock each other on here, because it is I-Mockery and it's supposed to happen... but sometimes it's clear that a person is doing it to simply be mean instead of in jest. It's at this point that threads usually get derailed and because a preschool-level bitchfest between two people.

Also, everybody, please be sure to see Chojin's new thread about updating our Rules & Guidelines:
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69698251


-It looks like the cat's back, mice! :lol

Thanks for posting Mockery,

I happen to have a low bullshit tolerance and so I fought back. You are right on the money with "simply be mean instead of in jest", that's exactly what I'm talking about. Mocking yes, preferably utilizing a sense of humor; but being told I am an awful stupid retarded fag, etc, etc, etc for mixing Hong Kong Fooey and Iron Fist in a photoshopping forum was more than I was going to take. You can call it 'justice' you can call it macaroni for all I care, it just pissed me off enough to do something about it instead of simply leaving like most people who get that treatment do.

I think my question has been answered satisfactorily, if anyone wants to read my PMs they can PM me and I'll send them, truth is I'm tired of this shit anyway. The point was to get someone who cares about how their forum is being hijacked by ass-holes to take a good look- mission accomplished. Now I will do something positive and post on the improvement discussion.

[Seven Force]

didnt read thread, gw sucks ass

[Blue Gularis]

Ah Hell,

I was tired from partying too hard and didn't want to mess with it much earlier but now if I don't post the PMs they'll make a big deal out of me having something to hide or some shit (why do I care? I'll be damned if I know) so here they are in all their glory, I'm assuming I have moderator permission since Chojin asked to see them:

GW: Nov 14th, 2007, 02:27 PM CONCERNING YOUR ALLEGATIONS
Chojin's one of my best buddies on this site, I think I know him a little better than you do. Just saying.
***
BG: Nov 14th, 2007, 02:47 PM Re: CONCERNING YOUR ALLEGATIONS
He would definitely make a good role model for you.
If you are so close why not invite him to enjoy our little fracas? It looks like you could use some real help.
One thing to remember Guitar Woman- You were the one to come in where we were having some innocent fun and start spouting invective. I'm just saying.
***

GW: Nov 15th, 2007, 02:46 AM Re: CONCERNING YOUR ALLEGATIONS
Sorry, he doesn't enjoy associating himself with shit.
BLUE GULARIS REPLY PREDICTION:
LOL WHY DOES HE HANG OUT WITH YOU THEN GOOD JOB GUYS HAHAHA
***

BG: Nov 15th, 2007, 10:08 AM CONCERNING YOUR CLAIMS OF BUDDY-HOOD
Hey Guitar Woman,
To be honest I'm not even going to bother with further witty repartee for you. It was fun making you squirm and cry, I've shown everyone I can do it and now what little (very little) interest I had in pulling your wings off has run its course.
That said, I shall extend you a small challenge- if you can get Chojin to PM me and tell me that he is indeed your buddy (I want to hear the word 'buddy', not something like 'tolerate') I will grant you a teeny tiny bit more respect- otherwise I don't believe a word of it.
I'm looking forward to hearing from Chojin, and really, some serious advice for you: try to be more like him and less of a whiny little bitch.
Good luck!
***

GW: Nov 15th, 2007, 12:21 PM Re: CONCERNING YOUR CLAIMS OF BUDDY-HOOD
What the fuck makes you think I'd do that? So I can go "TOLD YOU SO LOLOLOL"? I'm not stooping to your level, you horrid shit.
***

GW (again): Nov 15th, 2007, 01:06 PM Re: CONCERNING YOUR CLAIMS OF BUDDY-HOOD
by the way I look forward to your moving statements about how I need to MAN UP and that I cannot prove a fucking thing about me and Chojin
although if you read any threads other than your retarded circle jerk you'd probably be able to tell by the way we talk to each other
***

BG:Nov 15th, 2007, 04:43 PM Re: CONCERNING YOUR CLAIMS OF BUDDY-HOOD
That's pretty much what I thought. So your 'buddy' Chojin isn't going to PM me... now THAT is funny shit! Priceless.
I was really trying to help you because you truly are pathetic.
You are by definition"a horrid little shit" who goes around talking smack about everybody and everything but where the hell is something YOU have created? There isn't anything, because you are incapable of it. You are a sad little consumer, and a shit talking schmuck. I've never seen anyone else as awful as you are- thank God!
Get fucked,
Sincerely,
Blue
PS: I'm done talking to you- write back with more verbal excrement if you like, it goes right in the trash where it belongs.
***

-By the way I was OK when I went to France and no one spoke English, but was annoyed by the preponderance of pompous asses who thought they were better than everyone else because they had been there longer. :lol

[Grislygus]

I'MA GUNNA GO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLING TONIGHT

AND PARTY HARD

[Sam]

Guys I just had to post in this thread because I was partying so hard I mean goddamn I was really partying but i just had to check on this thread no matter how hard i partied I couldn't stop thinking about this thread I mean why should I care about electronic data on some internet website I mean why I'll be damned if I ever know but anyways I was partying so hard you should have seen it I mean I had to party because I was a victim of internet bullying and I had to drive my little babymobile around Saint Babysburg I was totally drunk driving it too because I party so hard hahahaha I like clam dip cartoon amalagrasms oh hoh ohoh how wacky and random please accept me I like to party

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/untitled-6.jpg

[JediScum]

I don't believe this shit's STILL going on. A couple people made some retarded pictures. Someone commented. The creators responded to the hecklers. I thought it was fun until we were reduced to making comments about GODDAMN TYPOS!!! TYPOS MAN!!!!

I'm on nobody's side anymore. I'll still post one more amalgam. I have an idea i'm working on. And it's fucking horrible.

Blue, I hate to say it but while Guitar Woman was shitty about her comments, you're becoming about as bad with not LETTING THIS GO! I post my retarded shit and if someone likes it, fine. If they don't , fine. Hell, I whupped out "Computa-dora" unfinished because, even though it made me laugh, I knew it was so goddamn horrible it would be like throwing water on a grease-fire. I don't think that particular cartoon really did much, though.

You keep posting the Ine Farts, I will too. But have some goddamn grace.

[Emu]

I can't understand why people get so upset because someone said some nasty words to them.

[Chojin]

words are like bullets

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/I-Mockery_TheGame.gif

[Emu]

um what

[Guitar Woman]

:lol..

[MLE]

see, i liked that.

[Seven Force]

Thanks for letting us know.

[HungryWantBiddy]

good shit, gus. :lol

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Hey man, I know where you are coming from. Sometimes I fly off the handle and get into some arguement when other members are talking shit to me, but yeah, you gotta let it go. You'll just end up making a fool of yourself argueing over small shit like that. It's not really worth the time and effort. Also, it's pretty sad when you are being heckled by Guitar Woman. You can be better than him, trust me :lol

[Guitar Woman]

I think we need an :irony emoticon because this is fucking getting out of hand

[Eyelobe]

Holy shit...this is still being discussed? Crazy.

[Seven Force]

That's right, we take the forums VERY seriously here, not like if we were in some backwards third-world hellhole like Canada

[HungryWantBiddy]

what's really goin' on.. (http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1118159522)

[Blue Gularis]

I don't believe this shit's STILL going on. A couple people made some retarded pictures. Someone commented. The creators responded to the hecklers. I thought it was fun until we were reduced to making comments about GODDAMN TYPOS!!! TYPOS MAN!!!!

I'm on nobody's side anymore. I'll still post one more amalgam. I have an idea i'm working on. And it's fucking horrible.

Blue, I hate to say it but while Guitar Woman was shitty about her comments, you're becoming about as bad with not LETTING THIS GO! I post my retarded shit and if someone likes it, fine. If they don't , fine. Hell, I whupped out "Computa-dora" unfinished because, even though it made me laugh, I knew it was so goddamn horrible it would be like throwing water on a grease-fire. I don't think that particular cartoon really did much, though.

You keep posting the Ine Farts, I will too. But have some goddamn grace.

JediScum,

Actually, I agree. I let it get under my skin. Better I just go somwehere else less abusive. Computadora was horrible in all the good ways, have fun.

Bye.

[Guitar Woman]

OH GOD THE ADMINISTRATOR REJECTED ME WHEN I WANTED TO BAN SOMEONE WHO HAS BEEN HERE THREE YEARS AND DIDN'T DO ANYTHING REMOTELY OFFENSIVE WHAT A HORRIBLE ELITIST PLACE THIS

[Blue Gularis]

Last words- seriously.

People who are artistic are sometimes cursed with being sensitive.

People who aren't artistic are often insensitive. What a terrible curse, I'll take the first one, thanks.

Looks like the latter types are who you're left with. What a sad place. I'm going to go have a beer, a bong and a blowjob to help me forget I bothered with this.

[Guitar Woman]

PARTY HARD

[Guitar Woman]

guys I'm leaving forever right now except uh I'm gonna hang around and look at what people say about me and then pop in with witty deep comments so you will all feel horrible

[AlliSabbah]

Last words- seriously.

People who are artistic are sometimes cursed with being sensitive.

People who aren't artistic are often insensitive. What a terrible curse, I'll take the first one, thanks.

Looks like the latter types are who you're left with. What a sad place. I'm going to go have a beer, a bong and a blowjob to help me forget I bothered with this.


Stop stereotyping. :( Im neither artistic nor sensitive so I suppose I get the worst of both worlds.

[Seven Force]

I too have a question for Eric!

[Misdemonar]

Hi folks!

And welcome to Bitchfest '07

[Grislygus]

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW






Really doesn't need any more posts, but the "artistic sensitivities" bit absolutely made my day. Thank you. :)

[Chojin]

Yeah, all the most insensitive people we've had here have been artists. Helm comes to mind.

Stop blaming us, stop blaming SOCIETY, stop blaming ARCHETYPES, and just accept that you're a simple idiot who can't take a joke. It's okay, there are plenty of people like you, and I'm sure the GameFAQs forums will welcome you back with open arms.

WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION SEVEN FORCE

[Sam]

IF I MAY RUDELY INTERRUPT I HAVE A MUCH MORE IMPORTANT QUESTION!

[RaNkeri]

Is this the best thread ever or what? :lol

[Esuohlim]

Chojin just a quick word before these other questions uh when can we get double-ply toilet paper for the restrooms I put a suggestion in the box but I don't think anyone read it?

Also I'm dissatisfied with the current suggestion box model (plastic cylindrical receptacle with miniature Shaq-Attack™ Fun-Hoopz basketball rim hanging over it), and I suggest we upgrade. OK uh thanks for your time

[Sam]

I will just go ahead and ask my question I do not risk getting interupted again in the middle of my interuption. ANYWHO... When is ItalianStereotype going to be rewarded for driving that retarded clam guy away? I suggest IMMEDIATE REWARDS for him.

[Guitar Woman]

Hey, I helped! >:

[Sam]

Ah, Italian Stereotype,

How appropriate. I credit you with starting this mess, thanks a lot.

You are fucking awful. :x

SORRY GUITAR WOMAN, BUT I ONLY GIVE CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE. >:

AND AS YOU CAN SEE FROM THIS QUOTE CREDIT HAS BEEN GIVEN.

[Chojin]

Chojin just a quick word before these other questions uh when can we get double-ply toilet paper for the restrooms I put a suggestion in the box but I don't think anyone read it?
We'll get double-ply paper when people stop using half the roll every time they go. If you're going to just make a baseball mitt out of the stuff, it makes sense to be more economical about it.

When is ItalianStereotype going to be rewarded for driving that retarded clam guy away? I suggest IMMEDIATE REWARDS for him.
I will reward him by buying him a copy of "Marathon 2: Durandal" when he can be troubled to stop giving me fake names for his XBox live account.

[Sam]

I said "REWARD" him not "PUNISH" him. :rolleyes

[Tadao]

Since I'm new... Is there a thread to post just random stupid pictures? I know there's gotta be at least 6 of en.

[executioneer]

chojin i have a question:

how's it goin'

[Chojin]

saight

[executioneer]

kewl

[ZAKO the GREAT]

i wonder why the loading time of the new forum seem longer than the old one..?

[Mockery]

The lag you're experiencing has nothing to do with the redesign actually. Late at night (or early in the morning depending on where you're located) our server stats run and it causes lag. I even doubled checked with tech support and they confirmed it: "Your server is swapping due to the amount of RAM analog stats uses. Likely, it will not speed up until this completes."

So yeah, nothing to worry about............................. YET

DUN DUN DUN! :O

[MetalMilitia]

Cjong, who would you say you is your childhood hero? Thanks

[Chojin]

YOU.

YOU are.


Being a hero in his childhood and all.

[Tadao]

Will I get the answer I want when I shake my magic 8 Ball?

[Chojin]

no

[Seven Force]

Eric how do you usually start your day?

[Fathom Zero]

By eating a big bowl of VICTORY, I'd imagine.

[Chojin]

normally after I wake up I start my stretches, then I go work out on the newb bag in the basement for at least two hours. after that, I swallow a dozen raw eggs and finally I am ready to go online.