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maggiekarp
Dec 3rd, 2007, 10:45 PM
Do you know

how hard it is


to be as big a pervert as I am




and to be completely unable to masturbate



aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaarghhgrh

:oneofthosedays
Guitar Woman
Dec 3rd, 2007, 11:23 PM
why are you completely unable to mastrubate
Sam
Dec 3rd, 2007, 11:40 PM
how hard is it?

HOW

HARD

IS

IT?

HOW HHHHHHHAAAAARRRRRRDDDDDDDD IS IT?
MetalMilitia
Dec 4th, 2007, 08:52 AM
Perhaps she lost her hands in a car accident. This thread was typed using a nose IMO.
Cosmo Electrolux
Dec 4th, 2007, 11:24 AM
I think Maggiekarp is a guy...:\
MetalMilitia
Dec 4th, 2007, 11:47 AM
Hmm, I can't imagine someone that has claimed to be a girl for over a year would ever turn out to be a guy. That's just crazy-talk.
Cosmo Electrolux
Dec 4th, 2007, 12:56 PM
consider the source....

actually, I made a comment in another thread about getting spammed by people concerned about my dick size, the Maggiekarp replied with...

Me too, man. Bad enough I can't even see the thing without the internet telling me about it.
maggiekarp
Dec 4th, 2007, 04:01 PM
I'm a chick :(


Also I'm having a hard time finding privacy, mostly.
Sam
Dec 4th, 2007, 04:08 PM
AND YOUR PENIS TOO IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE! :lol
Cosmo Electrolux
Dec 4th, 2007, 04:47 PM
I'm a chick :(


Also I'm having a hard time finding privacy, mostly.

sorry...the penis comment threw me off....
privacy? are you like really loud or soomething?
Dr. Boogie
Dec 4th, 2007, 05:48 PM
The fear of getting caught is what makes it so exciting!
Sam
Dec 4th, 2007, 07:29 PM
Who needs privacy? You can really get a thrill doing it in a big crowd of people all secretly. :eek
MLE
Dec 4th, 2007, 10:22 PM
JUST ASK THEM TO DO IT DUH.
MarioRPG
Dec 5th, 2007, 04:58 PM
The fear of getting caught is what makes it so exciting!

Oh Boogie, your knowledge knows no bounds.
ItalianStereotype
Dec 5th, 2007, 09:57 PM
uh, isn't the TECHNICAL term for a lady "schlicking"
MLE
Dec 5th, 2007, 10:44 PM
i've never heard of that term.
ItalianStereotype
Dec 5th, 2007, 11:48 PM
it's highly technical
MLE
Dec 6th, 2007, 12:19 AM
I think you just technically made it up.
Guitar Woman
Dec 6th, 2007, 07:18 AM
No, he's right
Emu
Dec 6th, 2007, 02:40 PM
I'm a chick :(


Also I'm having a hard time finding privacy, mostly.

it's private over at my place baby 8)
Dr. Boogie
Dec 6th, 2007, 02:48 PM
The whole idea of benwah balls is that you can use them anytime and no one will be the wiser.
Sam
Dec 6th, 2007, 08:06 PM
benwah balls

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/1benoit.gif
:(
Dr. Boogie
Dec 6th, 2007, 08:21 PM
I couldn't remember the correct spelling, and I didn't want that Google search to show up on my work computer.
Sam
Dec 6th, 2007, 08:22 PM
No, you had it right. I just said "benwah" in my head and thought about Chris Benoit and had to see if a "Benoit Ball" existed. :(
MLE
Dec 6th, 2007, 09:40 PM
i've heard of those things. i kinda wanted to try them out, but i'm not willing to buy them, and i'm not about to use someone else's.
Dr. Boogie
Dec 6th, 2007, 09:53 PM
And why are you mentioning this AFTER the Secret Santa gifts have gone out?
MLE
Dec 6th, 2007, 10:12 PM
you just made me lol very loudly.
maggiekarp
Dec 10th, 2007, 02:38 PM
Why is it that every time I have a problem, it's resolved as soon as I complain about it?
Guitar Woman
Dec 10th, 2007, 02:45 PM
Why are you complaining if you don't want someone to help you with it!
Dr. Boogie
Dec 10th, 2007, 04:17 PM
Why is it that every time I have a problem, it's resolved as soon as I complain about it?

Because you didn't realize your showerhead had a massage setting?
Sam
Dec 10th, 2007, 07:06 PM
Oh man, now all the sexual tension that was in this thread has DISOLVED.
Cosmo Electrolux
Dec 12th, 2007, 08:21 AM
Why is it that every time I have a problem, it's resolved as soon as I complain about it?

so, you've managed to masturbate? Did you hide in a closet?
Emu
Dec 12th, 2007, 01:29 PM
Here's how it went down guys she was in her room and was all "this has gotta happen" and then she was all doing it and shit and then her sexy co-ed roommate busts in on her and she's all let me help you with that and then they have hot lesbian sex.

At least that's what I like to think happened please correct me on the details!
zeldasbiggestfan
Dec 15th, 2007, 01:48 AM
She turned into a pooch and licked her own hooch.

Tis over.
Guitar Woman
Dec 15th, 2007, 01:55 AM
zbf I swear to fucking god
Supafly345
Dec 20th, 2007, 08:17 AM
Yeah, the least you could ahve done is said pooch so it would rhyme.
Cosmo Electrolux
Dec 20th, 2007, 04:03 PM
is there any way we can combine this thread and the Terra dildo thread?
Rongi
Dec 20th, 2007, 04:54 PM
I COULD DO THAT IF YOU WANT ME TO :O
Sam
Dec 20th, 2007, 06:14 PM
Make it say pooch. :(
Entreri21
Jan 5th, 2008, 11:32 AM
I coulda swore that the female terminology was "diddling".....

AKA DJ Diddles
dirtyxblondexdame
Jan 5th, 2008, 03:22 PM
I coulda swore that the female terminology was "diddling".....

AKA DJ Diddles

ahahhahahah oh Dane Cook. love him.
Cosmo Electrolux
Jan 7th, 2008, 12:56 PM
we're talking about masturbation here....stay on topic >:
Sethomas
Jan 7th, 2008, 02:35 PM
I'm sure there's hentai out there of an animated Dane Cook masturbating.
MLE
Jan 7th, 2008, 02:50 PM
I'm sure :<
Dr. Octogonopus
Jan 20th, 2008, 01:24 PM
Dear god, not rule 34 again. DX
executioneer
Jan 20th, 2008, 06:57 PM
i don't think this thread needed to be bumped
MLE
Jan 20th, 2008, 07:06 PM
I don't think so either. I don't think this guy really gets the forums here.