The MERGE list - or "What you can post about in here now"

[Chojin]

I-MOCKERY SYSTEMS ENTERPRISES, INCORPORATED LTD HAS REORGANIZED ITSELF TO FOCUS ON ITS CORE COMPETENCIES.

Here are the forums that were merged and what they were merged into. I'm gonna try to do this by memory, since even I can't remember all the old forums.

Loveline -> General Blabber
Mock Wars -> General Blabber
Wildlife Treasury -> General Blabber
The RANDOM forum -> General Blabber
SHARKS! -> General Blabber
The Anti-Scene Forum -> General Blabber
General Zod's New Message Board -> General Blabber
Recommended Readings -> Philosophy
E-mail of the moment -> Questions & Suggestions
Technophile Talk -> Questions & Suggestions
Toys & Comics -> Gaming
Picture Captions & Photoshops -> General Blabber
Food -> General Blabber
Around the internet -> General Blabber

Remind me if I missed any :o

[MarioRPG]

I will miss the Around The Internet forum... This whole idea of merging is new and frightening to me.

[Chojin]

Well, the idea is that you can do all that shit in the forums into which they were merged, now.

[Mockery]

Indeed. General blabber is now more "general" than ever before :O

Do you guys know how long I've wanted to talk about Food and Sharks in here, but couldn't because we had other forums dedicated to those very things?

[MarioRPG]

Well, I understand that captain jerk. It's just I think that was a forum that deserved to be on it's own so we don't get any more YouTube links in General Blabber.

[Chojin]

That's fine and all, but you're wrong.

[Guitar Woman]

Well, as a solution to that we could sticky the youtube thread.

That'd look sort of out-of-place, yeah, but fuck you guys

[Guitar Woman]

OR OR OR we could just have an all-purpose LOL INTERNET thread where we just post links to stuff and talk about it, because every "Around the Internet" thread is exactly the same.

[Chojin]

That would be letting the terrorists win.

[Cfr5]

And winning is half the battle.

[MarioRPG]

Ah well, I rarely posted internet things anyway.

[Moobs]

the only thing i will miss is reading peoples relationship problems/craving sex in the loveline forum. It was the funniest forum out of the lot if you ask me ;(

[Chojin]

also, how many youtube links were we really getting in general blabber? 2?

[Guitar Woman]

As long as Philosophy and Kulturkampf are still around I'm a-ok

[Chojin]

rog was all UHH WHERE'D LOVELINE GO after I was done with the forums

and I was all 'buddy, we TALKED about this. even on the boards.'

and then he was all FORD, WHAT ABOUT MY HOME

[MarioRPG]

also, how many youtube links were we really getting in general blabber? 2?

:( Point made.

[executioneer]

rog was all UHH WHERE'D LOVELINE GO after I was done with the forums

and I was all 'buddy, we TALKED about this. even on the boards.'

and then he was all FORD, WHAT ABOUT MY HOME

sounds like someone forgot their towel :(

[JediScum]

That's right, Code-Wheel, you should always remember a towel!














Wanna get high?

[executioneer]

i am going to fucking kill you

[Mockery]

So is everybody filled with rainbows and glee as a result of this new forum setup?

[executioneer]

to be honest with you since the "new posts" button showed up, i really haven't paid that much attention to what forum i've been reading :(

[Cedar]

i like this

[MLE]

i like it as well! people are actually pretty much seeing all of the topics now instead of seeing ALL THIS BLUE when they return from a week of not reading.

[Durin]

This merge will also allow NEW things to be discussed. For instance, now we can talk about eating sharks, which before would have been in the wrong forum for either having sharks or food.

[MLE]

Did you know that low-end restaurants that sell scallops actually use shark fin that's been cut into circles? :gross

[ZAKO the GREAT]

shark's fin is actually a chinese delicacy. and expensive as hell.
we kill more sharks than it kills us.
i once had sharks in rice wine broth. and that's gross.

[ZAKO the GREAT]

and speaking of gross, does anyone tasted dog meat, or cat before?

[Chojin]

I recreated loveline again you tremendous fuckers.

Next time, try letting me know what you think BEFORE I do what I said I'd do.

[Mockery]

This merge will also allow NEW things to be discussed. For instance, now we can talk about eating sharks, which before would have been in the wrong forum for either having sharks or food.

shark's fin is actually a chinese delicacy. and expensive as hell.
we kill more sharks than it kills us.
i once had sharks in rice wine broth. and that's gross.
Hahah, this new forum structure is clearly working its magic mojo already. :picklehat

[Cosmo Electrolux]

so, if I want to talk about fucking sharks, can I do that here or do I have to go to loveline?

[MetalMilitia]

CHANGE FRIGHTENS ME, CHONG

so, if I want to talk about fucking sharks, can I do that here or do I have to go to loveline?

I guess that depends on if you're using the verb fucking or the adjective fucking.

[mburbank]

I got sexed up by a shark in Bimini once. It was pretty awful. and like 75% non consensual.



I think it was a shark.





I was pretty hammered.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm completely disoriented so I'm just going to post whatever in whatever forum I feel it's acceptable for.

[MarioRPG]

Well, do you just want to talk to about "the fucking sharks" or "fucking the sharks?"

Argh, metal beat me to it.

[Fathom Zero]

Also, I've always used the Technophile subforum for general discussion about gadgets and things. Will I still be able to now that it's also been merged with Questions and blah blah blah?

[Cosmo Electrolux]

What I meant was, if I wanted to talk about my actually fornicating with a fucking shark.

What is 75% consentual?
Was it a hammerhead shark?

[mburbank]

NEVER accept an offer of head from ANY shark

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I'll trust you on that one...

I'd fuck a nurse shark...I always liked those little white uniforms....

[Mockery]

Let's not forget about the extremely short-lived televised brilliance that was Flying Shark:
http://www.i-mockery.com/shark.htm

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I would SO fuck a flying shark, Rog...you have no idea....

[Durin]

I would SO fuck a flying shark, Rog...you have no idea....

But would you ride a flying shark, and eat it as you fuck it?

[Guitar Woman]

This is probably the most intelligent discussion these forums have ever had

[Mockery]

But would you ride a flying shark, and eat it as you fuck it?
That would only be wise if one of the following 2 scenarios was true:

1) You had a death wish and wanted to truly go out with a bang. While fucking the shark as you soar through the air would indeed clearly be one of the most exhilarating experiences of your life... fucking AND eating the shark in midair? This would clearly kill the shark and you would both spiral out of control and most likely die in a fiery inferno of shark-jetpack fuel once you hit the earth.

2) You were somehow agile enough to fuck the shark, eat the shark, remove his jetpack and fly away to safety before you both plummeted to the earth and died in the way that was illustrated in scenario #1.

[Durin]

That would only be wise if one of the following 2 scenarios was true:

1) You had a death wish and wanted to truly go out with a bang. While fucking the shark as you soar through the air would indeed clearly be one of the most exhilarating experiences of your life... fucking AND eating the shark in midair? This would clearly kill the shark and you would both spiral out of control and most likely die in a fiery inferno of shark-jetpack fuel once you hit the earth.

2) You were somehow agile enough to fuck the shark, eat the shark, remove his jetpack and fly away to safety before you both plummeted to the earth and died in the way that was illustrated in scenario #1.

What you do is you start by eating his torso area on the other side of the jetpack. Than you slide yourself in as you begin to fuck him. WHILE you are thrusting you begin eating more of the shark, beginning at the head. As you work your way down, slide your body more and more into the jetpack. Once you are fully secured in the jetpack, finish off the rest of the shark and fly down to safety.

[Fathom Zero]

I had a sudden urge to use the "For Sale" forum, but I found that it's gone. :(