Seven Teeth-Grindingly Stupid Spider-Man Related Things That Hurt My Brain Real Bad!

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[rorozero]

Wow there's alota crap out there. Strange that someone would make such products....or buy them.

[emo-kun]

spider pig is gay too

[Asila]

It's not interesting to anyone else besides me, but I've been anxiously sitting on this piece of information since the article posted and now my ass really hurts, hur hur hur.
Anyway: not that it makes Ms. Lion any more palatable, but that character was based and named from a Hercule Poirot story that was a part of the Trial of Hercules book. Each of the stories were based around some aspect of the trials of Hercules (dur) and the one with the dog was The Nimean Lion. It was about a really smart Lhasa Apso and blackmail, and is far too good to be turned into a shitty Spiderman character. That is all.

[Hangie]

Spider-ham is the best damn thing to happen to spider-man and you all know it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ahcrapmy!!!!!!!!!!!!onebutton stuck!!!!!!!!!!!phew

[mburbank]

Asila, how did you stumble across this bizarre piece of information?

[Asila]

I've read all of the Hercule Poirot stories twice? And I have a great memory, not for important things like birthdays or my loved ones' names, but for things I've read in fiction.

[Rahvi]

You forgot the amazing spider kid, the chubby kid with metal tentacles.
Not to mention that he returned as a vigilante of sorts in an annual in the 90s

[mburbank]

Yeah, if I'd recalled Spiderkid I'd have included that. That was very, very sad.

[Lobo Tommy]

Spider-Pig teams up with the X-Babies.

How do I know this?

[Kybo Ren]

Only 7? you could of done 777 stupid spidey things easily!(Golden Oldie, BAH!)

But I must confess love for Spiderham, Ducktor Doom, Captain Americat, Incredible Hulkbunny, and the best: Goose Rider

http://images.wikia.com/marveldatabase/images/1/1d/Goose_Rider.jpg

[Lobo Tommy]

There was an article on encyclopedia Obscura on this. It talks about a toy of Spider man is a bathing suit towing a boat in his car.

[StarscreamTheWaffle]

One more thing about the Spider Dune Buggy: in one of the old comics, Spiderman actually DROVE IT OFF A PIER shortly before PUNCHING A BRICK WALL with a mirage of Mysterio in front of it. He shattered his knuckles and had to use bandages (not Band-Aids, the old cloth kind) to help them heal.

[Vin_Tybul]

I always wondered how the whole clone saga bullshit-o-rama ended up. It was during that time I had gotten married, and my wife (wonderful bitch-ass-whore that she was) told me that "our" money (which was her fancy way of saying MY money) could be better spent on more important things. So, after much consideration (her constant bitching), I stopped collecting comics.
I didn't care much for this retarded storyline, but I did wonder how it would end. Now I know. Much appreciated.

[Snake_Storm]

my sanity was nearly shattered today by the realization that spider ham, a hideously awful idea was published by Star Comics. If memory serves, this means that in some capacity it was actually SANCTIONED by marvel!

That my friends is something even scarier than ANYTHING lovecraft wrote.