how did you find this website

[emo-kun]

how did you find this web siteand why do you go on it

[Sleazeappeal]

I find it rather entertaining, thank you.

[executioneer]

what website

[Mockery]

This is a web site? I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE REAL WORLD!

:wah

[soundtest]

I want to say "Thread Backups" but half of what makes this thread so great is that it's in Gaming for some reason.

:bestthread

[Fatacula]

I didn't find the site, it found me.... and it won't let me leave!....SSSShhhhhh, it can hear you! :eek

[soundtest]

Hahah that's great, nice to have you here! :) We can start the interview right away, please come in and have a seat here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwYy8R87JMA

[MLE]

:lol

[Emu]

pirates of silicon valley kind of makes these new apple ads make sense

[executioneer]

i found it piquant, with odors of nutmeg, lavender, and apricot

[Neen]

I actually found this site while I was looking for a game. oOoOoOo, Creepy!

[Chojin]

i haven't yet and I've been looking for years :<

[executioneer]

is finding i-mockery like finding jesus only with more internet sarcasm

[WhiteRat]

I think I found this site after I somehow started watching Japanese commercials with Arnold Schwarzenegger. I think Rog or someone did a story about them. At least that's how I remember it.

[Its_Not_a_tumor]

I found Zod, and then I found i-Mockery. Bow down to the Almighty Zod.

[Guitar Woman]

I remember knowing about this place since Kill the Old Man from Zelda was new

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Qwarx.

[Emu]

I found it by looking up one of Dr. Boogie's NES game reviews for I think either Blaster Master or Contra, or maybe neither of those.

[Qwarx]

My brother found it and I started going on.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Maybe one of the staff members should move this to the General section?
Anyways, I heard about I-Mockery from a friend and first read the Nintendo: the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, on the Christmas Eve of 2003, and was pretty much hooked.

[ble_84]

I've been coming here so long I honestly don't remember how I stumbled on it. probably from Something Awful or X-E

[Esuohlim]

You can blame the Jixby Phillips Page-O-Fun for my arrival here

[Pentegarn]

I saw someone reading Pixel Pals, thought they were funny, started reading the rest of the site, the rest is history.

So in a way, I guess this post is related to gaming because it was all Pixel Pals fault :lol

[executioneer]

i read it at first when someone posted a link to the metal mockery site on the primussucks.com bullboard

then i found it again when i was searching for info on the movie high strung and there USE to be a high strung tribute page on here, then i start reading the forums

[Fat_Hippo]

I got here through Newgrounds, and after looking at a couple of things I realized i'd found a comedic goldmine! And i keep coming here, because unlike some other sites, this thing is really updated constantly! I've probably been visiting I-mockery regularly for over 2 years (even if I first joined today).

[Angryhydralisk]

Back in 2001 or 2002, I played the Castlevania game, and fell in love. :love

Then I went to the site....and fell in love. :love

Then I wrote a buncho fridiculous reviews and joined the forums. :|

It was fun. :lol

Th' END.

[Sacks]

I think through MUSCLE Revisited maybe. How long ago was that made?

[Cedar]

it was a fortuitous event.

[MattJack]

I think it was the anti-raver site they made, but you know who I miss (as far as someone who contributed to the site)?


http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/boigah/burgerking4.jpg
McClain

Check out his Boigah Report (http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/boigah/) or How 2 Be A Thug (http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/thug/). Playa was funny.

"Rest In Peace. Your burgers still suck." :lol

[Sebra]

fatsatan posted about this place at another forum years ago :0

[Nick]

I found this site through Newgrounds in 2005, I believe. I checked out the site on a regular basis for the next few years, until I finally decided to join up.

[emo-kun]

by look for doki doki panic

[Phobetor]

A few years ago I was doing searches on toys I used to play with when I was younger and found the Food Fighters & M.U.S.C.L.E. revisitited articles.

A year or two after that, I think it was August 2005, I was looking around for the Food Fighters article to read it again and decided to explore the whole site.

I've been hooked ever since.

Now, re-read my post in a Morgan Freeman voice.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I found a link to Metal Mockery on Century Media's web site...the rest is history.:picklehat

[george]

i was looking for south park trailers in 01 and roger at the time had some i hate south park shit going on (or something like that). i kept trying to get him to accept articles by me (but only chimp would take them) it must have been in july or august cause september 11 happened not long after i started lurking about.

i miss this place a lot. :)

[Chojin]

you wouldn't have to miss it if you'd stay for more than a couple hours every year.

[Orastella]

The Haloween countdown for 06 or 05 was featured on MSNC.com's Test Pattern. http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/

[Madman914]

I was traveling through the hot desert in need of water when all of a sudden a bright light shone from the sky. From it emerged what seemed to be an angle clad in pickle garb. She then spoketh words that I shalt never forget..eth,
"I-Mockerus dot commulus"
It was then that she opened that box of wonder and hilarity that left me truly a man.

[george]

i should be around a lot more for awhile. internet, check. new computer, check. not one damn thing else to do, check.

i am up and i-mockery capable for the forseeable future.

all hail me!!!!!

[Chojin]

this is what you promise every time

my heart can't take any more

[mburbank]

I found this site under my mashed potatoes


(mashed potatoes is seekret code for dangerous balls injury)

[Cosmo Electrolux]

This is my second incarnation on this site...I forgot the password for the first one.....

:(

[george]

i missed you most of all chojin.

and maxes formerly dangerously injured balls. say that three times fast :(

[Tadao]

maxesdangerouslyinjuredballs
massesdangeruslyinjuredballs
maxdedderangerouslyinjudhalls

fuck thats hard to do

[george]

try imagining them while you say it, you might want to sit down--it makes you pretty dizzy.

WITH LUST!!!!!!!!!!!

[JediScum]

I heard there were a lot of gay fat guys here. Imagine my surprise when they all had girlfriends.

[george]

i have always been fat, and was only gay once (i was in college, dont take exstacy kids, it'll make your ass hurt), but i don't have a girlfriend :(

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I've never been gay! >:

[george]

it just those goddamn tendencies that keep fooling us.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I was drunk....that's my excuse for everything.

[mburbank]

MASHED POTATOES!!



GET IT?!



CAUSE... see... the 'potatoes', right...








never mind

[Dixie]

An ex introduced me to this place. If I only knew.....

[Tadao]

I got caught twice here.

http://www.i-mockery.com/pervs/default.php

[Chojin]

cig, did you ever tell us who that ex was?

[Zomboid]

I got caught twice here.

http://www.i-mockery.com/pervs/default.php
You forgot to use bold, yellow text and an image:picklehat

[Dixie]

That was a long time ago and he doesn't even post here anymore, I think he stopped posting even before I joined up. We're still friends though.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

um...how about a screen name?

[Dixie]

I think his screen name was pandemonium55

[Chojin]

damn, I was hoping for ronnie raygun or posterchild or max burbank :<

[Cosmo Electrolux]

yeah, me too....

my girlfriends dog just farted....jesus christ, it stinks....

[the_stig]

surfed the net..pretty simple

[executioneer]

dear lord christ you are dull

[Sethomas]

willie asked the question,
is finding i-mockery like finding jesus only with more internet sarcasm

Answer: No. To explain, I will refer you to Chapter 11 of the Gospel according to Luke:
"What father among you would hand his son a snake when he asks for a fish? Or hand him a scorpion when he asks for an egg?" The mental image of a 1st Century family in Roman Judea having a discussion of food when suddenly the patriarch procures a snake or a scorpion in retort is among the most ironic ideas in history. Where would he get the snake or scorpion? Why would snakes and scorpions be in ready supply within a typical household? Would it simply be pulled from his pocket? If so, did the archetypal robes of contemporaneous costume even have pockets in which one might store a snake or scorpion? Given that the Gospel of Luke is quite ubiquitous on the world wide web, I think we have established that "finding jesus" [sic] actually entails more internet sarcasm than finding I-Mockery.

[PocketMonster]

My older brother left your site up and I was reading it when he went out with my mom. You guy are funny :happyclownface

[Chojin]

I hope he bought your mom something expensive.

[PocketMonster]

No she bought him shoes that day. I got some for Christmas and he wanted some too.

[george]

http://skazat.com/justin/images/journal/moon_shoes.jpg

[mburbank]

Your older brother is going out with your Mom? What are you guys, Mormons?

[Sacks]

Max I think it's more of a 'favor' situation than 'going out' if you are catching my meaning.

[Dr. Octogonopus]

I got the link from metafilter, and laughed my ass off.

[Hangie]

Was looking through links at http://www.trsrockin.com/

[Seven Force]

looking for rom hacks and ended up looking at hilarious rom hack reviews

[El Oh El]

I was looking up boo berry cereal