The Three word game

[Terror Dino]

The three word story is a game in which a story is built by multiple people, who use three words each turn..

Heres an example:

* A fat man...

* ... walked into a...

* ... car and it...

* ... was very painful...


That example sucks..but anyways..ill start it off




Yesterday i went...

[comhcinc]

.........to a whore.........

[Mockery]

...who sold rhubarbs...

[executioneer]

to ur mom

[Tadao]

to use as

[terrva]

...Some nose plugs...

[Fatacula]

...but she was...

[executioneer]

dead from aids

[KuddWeazel]

but im glad

[Mintrude]

Because she was...

[Moobs]

a real bad..

[23_]

mother. But she ...

[comhcinc]

came back alive

[terrva]

as a ghost...

[AlliSabbah]

that ate toast.

[Qwarx]

with raspberry jelly

[23_]

and american cheese.

[terrva]

covered in grease

[Emu]

that killed JFK

[Qwarx]

and watched anime

[Chojin]

after killing JFK

[AlliSabbah]

for the KKK.

[Pentegarn]

Soon that grease...

[Tadao]

became our undoing

[Guitar Woman]

and we died

[executioneer]

forever, the end

[Noodles]

of the segway

[bigtimecow]

with no batteries

[Noodles]

shocked the world...

[comhcinc]

with its' large

[Noodles]

influence on women

[bigtimecow]

that made them

[terrva]

proud to be

[KuddWeazel]

super acne free (hey if you can rhyme so can I)

[KuddWeazel]

haha that rhymed too im such a dork.

[Pentegarn]

So you see...

[Mintrude]

We can be...

[Noodles]

finally set free

[comhcinc]

to explore the

[Mintrude]

mysteries of the...

[Emu]

deep blue vagina

[Pentegarn]

which didn't rhyme-a....

[Emu]

yeah but see

[Emu]

i coulda said

[Emu]

'deep blue sea'

[Noodles]

Flooded a tree

[Et tu]

But, i didn't.

[Noodles]

punch a flaming...

[Et tu]

Homosexual up your

[Noodles]

ass for the...

[Et tu]

Sake of being

[Noodles]

a homophopic bastard

[Et tu]

, if i where.

[Noodles]

Gay I would...

[Et tu]

Shag noodles, but.....

[Spetsnaz]

my penis is

[Sacks]

dead by dawn

[Et tu]

Is extremely large....

[Noodles]

I thought That

[Pub Lover]

LOCK THIS THREAD?

[Noodles]

would help the

[Et tu]

Elves to have

[Noodles]

At least a...

[Vanhelm13]

purple elephant steak

[Spetsnaz]

that led a

[Emu]

army of heroes

[Et tu]

into certain doom.....

[Spetsnaz]

for a ring

[Et tu]

But Bombadil said.....

[23_]

"It is written...

[Vanhelm13]

..upon stones that...

[23_]

...only Link can...

[Vanhelm13]

see because he

[Noodles]

Is the only

[Vanhelm13]

effeminate little man

[23_]

in Hyrule. But...

[Vanhelm13]

link loved the

[23_]

king's daughter, and...

[Vanhelm13]

she had mono

[Sacks]

which was typical

[terrva]

for some broad

[Sacks]

who smooches around

[Seven Force]

with elf fags

[AlliSabbah]

but never shags

[Sacks]

and brown bags

[Sacks]

her bum wines

[Misdemonar]

this is gay

[Guitar Woman]

fuck you guys

[Fathom Zero]

with a ghost

[Misdemonar]

fuck this shit

[Tadao]

three word flames

[Tadao]

eat a dick

[Spetsnaz]

out your ass

[23_]

Balls of steel.

[Sam]

In Sam's pants. ;)

[Qwarx]

during that time

[Emu]

suck 'n fuck

[Misdemonar]

hey is this three words?

[23_]

hey is this three words?
Ha, very funny.

[MLE]

This thread sucks.

[Alive]

The end-ish.

[Tadao]

OhMyGodCanITellYouHowMuchIHateThisThread?
IMeanWhyTheFuckIsThisThingStillBeingPostedIn?
YouAllShouldBeSpendingMoreTimeTypingCreativeThings InOtherThreadsToEntertainEveryone!

[MLE]

Please lock this

[Zomboid]

peanut oil tomorrow!

[Zomboid]

oh wait a sec guys this game sucks :lol

[23_]

Why was the title of this thread four words? Terror Dino could have easily removed "The."

[Zomboid]

So that stupid fucking poll was closed, but this stupid fucking thread remains open? YEAH NICE MODERATING MILHOUSE.

[Fathom Zero]

I thought you were moderator, Zomboid.

[Zomboid]

In a perfect world :(