hello

[ble_84]

I've been coming to this website for years but i've never thought of joining the forums until now. anyway, hi

[executioneer]

what up i hope ur stay is tolerable

[ble_84]

I've been looking through some posts and i see you're all a bunch of jackasses. we'll get along just fine.

[Esuohlim]

Hello ble_84, I was once like you: Going to a website and then not joining the forums until the point at which I joined. We sure have a lot in common whoo boy

[23_]

That happened to me once. Except the users on that site's forum were enemies of the users on that site's front page.

It got a little ugly.

[Sam]

I have never joined a forum so obviously this thread is not meant for the likes of me. :rolleyes

[Tadao]

One time I joined a forum and posted a link to my Magic teh Gathering cards I had for sale on Ebay.

[Mockery]

I once made a site and then started up a forum for it and joined said forum. I still think we have a lot in common.

[King Hadas]

One time I joined a bread forum just to inquire where one might purchase some high-grade, low-cost yeast but all the forum members were belligerent jerks and generally made me feel unwelcome. Those were some tough times.

[ZAKO the GREAT]

One time i joined a forum and all the members were those fat kids who whine about how nobody likes them and i can't help myself but to laugh my ass off and post the sound clip there and i got banned. GOOD TIMES.

[RaNkeri]

And the name of this forum was?

[ZAKO the GREAT]

one of my country's forum, actually.
they use chinese instead of english...

[Grislygus]

Hello. I'm sorry I lost myself, I think I thought you were somebody else.


Can we talk about the weather

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Welcome to the forums. Don't gay up the threads like Evil Dead, Zako, and other new guys, please.

[Neen]

I was never one for big entrances, but man, YOU TOOK THE CAKE!

[Sacks]

...and then ble_84 was never heard from again.

[MLE]

Hey! Zako isn't gaying things up! He's actually one of the much better new posters as of late.

[Guitar Woman]

To be fair Zako can be a little obnoxious

His art totally makes up for that, though!

[Tadao]

I think Zako was included because he is acually gay. He keeps sending me love letters.

[Dr. Boogie]

To be fair Zako can be a little obnoxious

http://www.germes-online.com/direct/dbimage/50104005/Electric_Steam_Iron.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

rolleyes emoticon

[Seven Force]

I'm a human

I think we have a lot in common

[Misdemonar]

don't listen to blackie there

[Sacks]

...and then Guitar Woman was never heard from again.

[Spruce Moose]

I did the same thing. Not joining the forums for too long, that is.

This thread will never die, yes?

[ZAKO the GREAT]

WTF? STUF, GW! i'll be gay for for you, though.:hypno

and Tadao,
I'M ALL YOURS! SERIOUSLY:orgasm

i'm going back to Art Shit because i'm unwelcome here.:lol

[ble_84]

i think i'll like it here

[Tadao]

Yeah, but we won't now.

[Mullon]

Wait, we could make threads where we introduce ourselves? Why wasn't I told?

[WhiteRat]

i think i'll like it here

That's it. I've now made it my personal mission to make sure that your time here is a living hell. U R FUCKED.

[23_]

fd;lkhs
Interesting title for a post, ble.

[MLE]

Wait, we could make threads where we introduce ourselves? Why wasn't I told?

you're not actually supposed to!

[Tadao]

I did. And I'd do it again.

[Sethomas]

To Mullon's avatar:

Niccolò Machiavelli? More like NiccoBLOW MachiaSMELLi.

That is all.

[ble_84]

Interesting title for a post, ble.

hey i'm just cool like like that. don't be jealous

[Yohfay]

Well snap diggity, this is just the thread I was looking for! I too have been coming to this site for years and I just joined the forums. I also just noticed that Rog's signature is totally a quote from a Squirrel Nut Zippers song.

[Pub Lover]

No! This is the thread you have been looking for: NEW USERS: Let's all get to know one another... (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=313)

[Tadao]

only an idiot doesn't read the stickies before posting.

[Yohfay]

Damn, I'm sorry, now I remember why I stopped frequenting message boards, jerkfaces.

[Chojin]

shut up, fuckface

[Sacks]

Chojin don't be a dickass.

[Chojin]

I just don't like uppity people that think the world owes them something, I guess!

[Sacks]

You mean like EVERYONE HERE?!

[Tadao]

Damn, I'm sorry, now I remember why I stopped frequenting message boards, jerkfaces.

now you need to start remembering why no one likes you.

[Sacks]

Ho ho, Uncle Jesse comes in with the ripper.

[Yohfay]

now you need to start remembering why no one likes you.

Which would apparently be that I made an honest mistake, got called an idiot for it, and then struck back; because we all know that defending oneself is tantamount to thinking the world owes one something. :rolleyes:

[Chojin]

:rolleyes indeed

[MLE]

Man, shut the fuck up and let us forget you made such a terrible thread, okay? The boards do not suddenly become brighter and a better place because you're here. Shut up and listen to what people are saying instead of assuming you're the best thing to happen here.

[Chojin]

how dare you



allow me to prepare my counter-argument

over a week

[Tadao]

Which would apparently be that I made an honest mistake, got called an idiot for it, and then struck back; because we all know that defending oneself is tantamount to thinking the world owes one something. :rolleyes:

You like to try to get the last word in no matter the cost huh? Even if it dredges up past mistakes and makes you look worse than before. If you just started posting again, I would have never known it was you who jumped on the "me too" bandwagon to gaydom. But now you faggy name is forever etched into my memory.

I know you don't care what I think. But everyone else here will look at your name now and remeber you as the dumbass you are.

[the_stig]

gee..i feel the love in here tonight lmao

[Tadao]

gee..i feel the love in here tonight lmao

This is another one of my characters. I'm aiming for gay.

[Madman914]

And beautifully done Tadao, I was very much fooled me ,thinking "hey there's no one that could be that gay" and then bam you truly surprised me, the lmao was the cherry on top.

[Tadao]

:( I thought it was "gee" that would do it.

[Madman914]

the "gee" made me think that I was encountering Beaver Cleaver, but it was the perfect touch.

[PocketMonster]

Oh!!! a hello thread! COOL!!!!
I'm gonna go eat dinner, but I'll be back soon!

Almost forgot!
HI!!!!!
TEEHEE
:bestthread

P.S. Mom made Tacos! :rock

[Tadao]

I hate this thread.

[Madman914]

Tacos
:goth

[PocketMonster]

You don't like tacos? Anyways I'm back!!!! Hi!

[Esuohlim]

Go away

[george]

tacos? where? those are mine. i made them for me.

[PocketMonster]

Who are you jerk. You don't own the place!

[PocketMonster]

Sorry George, I didn't mean you. I meant that other jerk :sadclownface

[george]

you almost revealed my sex for website deal with rog.

please keep it down. HE HAS A WIFE YOU KNOW!!!

she used to tell us what she had for lunch.

[PocketMonster]

hahahaha CAN SHE HEAR WHEN I TYPE REAL HARD!!!!

Just jokeing George :happyclownface

[george]

doopa sees and hears all.

and you dont have to keep saying you are kidding. i get it. cause i am a comedy genius.

[PocketMonster]

tell here I'm sorry! Are you friends with them? THAT WOULD BE RAD!

[george]

friends would not be the right word for it, but i respect both of them a lot (:ASSKISS).

they are both sexy, but neither are a glowbelly, or protoclown. and dont even get me started about chojin.

[PocketMonster]

Who is Chojin? Is he friends with them too? I just talked to him in another thread!

[george]

chojin is sex.

like if i say i got chojin from pocket monsters mom, that means i fucked that skank good and hard.

learn it, live it, love it.

[PocketMonster]

my brother says your a jerk

[PocketMonster]

This is Jace's brother. Tom. What the fuck is wrong with you dickheads. He's just a fucking kid. He doesn't need to see shit about his mom like that. Fuck George... I need to kick your ass.

[PocketMonster]

I knew you would puss out George.

[Tadao]

:dickinclownsmouth

[Asila]

Man, and this thread had such potential. It's a shame I signed up just a month too early, or I could have accidentally introduced myself in this thread which is the epitome of awesomeness. FOR SHAME.

[george]

i am so glad somone that uses the word epitome is here. that is awsome.

and pocket monster, i chojined your brother in the mouth just yesterday. he asked for it.:blowme

[PocketMonster]

i chojined your brother in the mouth just yesterday. he asked for it.:blowme

I bet you practice fucking your pillow waiting for the day your mom lets you stick you dick in her.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

no, george practices for fucking your mom by cornholing your brother Tom....
Tom likes it up the pooper...he told all of us in another thread.

[Fat_Hippo]

Is there anyone in PocketMonster's family George hasn't fucked, cause I'd be surprised if there were.