The Ten Most Dangerous Toys of 2007!

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[saturnknight]

i heard those aqua beds had the equivilant of a date rape drug that makes the mstick together
and whatever happined to lawn darts?

[MissEvie]

I used to love lawn darts. And riding a bike without a helmet! Come on what makes all these kids such wimps! We used to play cops and robbers with real BB guns, we never went crying to mommy if we got shot. We just figured out that next time hit the ground and keep cover.

[grodenbarg]

These toys make anyone miss lawn darts.

[resident-adam]

Hmm the Jack Sparrow spinning blade would make a most effient assasination tool, just swap out the toy blade with my trusty KA-BAR and voila' instant terrorist shredder!

[Capt.Confederacy]

Yeesh, I wonder what that group would say to the toys I had growing up? Godzilla with launching claw (and, yes, it could REALLY hurt), Battlestar Galactica viper space ships that actually shot missiles, lawn darts, etc. Oddly enough, I grew up with all of these (and more) and am still here to tell the tale.