Editorials - Husbandry: Chapter 1

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[BoMToons]

Your wife must be one proud woman Max.

[stevetothepast]

"there is no sex" priceless

[Styled Executioner]

This is why I'm into Polygamy.

[wobzire]

That was enlightening. Electrifyingly enlightening. Like lightening. I guess. Well I'm going to go ahead and postpone the engagement until I've read chapter two.

[incognit000]

My father is the first man on his side of the family to have remained loyal to his life. Considering the horrible, painful divorce that happened when I was five, this is clearly not the way to go.

[Fluke]

The sex is a lie.
The sex is a lie.
The sex is a lie.
The sex... Is a .... Lie....

[panopticism]

i knew everyone was lying when they were talking about how great sex is. i lost my virginity when i was 16 and havent really wanted to do it again since then. max, you are truly a god among men.

[Pihlak101]

I know someone named Collette. She's my English teacher.

[mburbank]

My wife and a friend of hers deserve credit for the idea for this book. They teased the idea out of jokes I was making at her expense.

[Fathom Zero]

You're no Puritan, Max.

[Protoclown]

Whew! Thanks for showing me that marriage is a terrible mistake! That was close! Well, I mean, it would be if I was dating anyone.

Or had in the last year...but still, thanks for the tips! You can never be too careful!

[Desert_Screams]

We laugh 'cause it's funny, and we laugh 'cause it's true.

[thecatillaccat]

Marriage? Wayne told me it was a punishment for shoplifting in some countries...

[dj boobs]

But winter is the best time for sweaters!

[Durin]

Now now, there is really amazing sex out there, and you even said the source. People who star in porn get to enjoy, and they spend their entire lives rubbing it in our faces (someone get me a paper towel or something) Some other people such as presidents and CEOs also get to enjoy such things occasionally. Other than that you seem to be dead on the spot man, lookin forward to ch.2

[Count Mek]

Thank for this article, made me realize my current relationship was a sham... She's still pounding on the front door to get in...

[mburbank]

Don't let anyone see! It's way better to infuriate her into locking you out and then allow neighbor to overhear you sympathetically telling her through the door that you understand her need for space. Once this is done, you can climb in a back window you've left open.

[Oska_Go_Wilde]

Who needs marriage when there's always Mad-Libs and replacing every blank space with "poop?" It's everything people say marriage is: fullfilling, ecstatic, and purely joyous... you know... Just without the annoying other person.