Vagina

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I want some....and I'm taking applications.

Post your qualifications, and I'll let you know if I want to fuck you.....


GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


(parody....not to be taken seriously....)

[Tadao]

mine snaps

[Cosmo Electrolux]

English please....asshole

[Tadao]

no snapping pussy for you then. you lose

[Dixie]

I hear craigslist has an abundance of vagina. You might have to pick off the fleas though.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

no, I'm too picky for Craigslist.....I have this thing about not getting dick warts.
I have to tell you, You have become one of my favorites, just because you have Cronos as your Avatar....

[PocketMonster]

You seem the type to be into mudkips

[executioneer]

you seem the type to be into shutting up

[Dixie]

no, I'm too picky for Craigslist.....I have this thing about not getting dick warts.
I have to tell you, You have become one of my favorites, just because you have Cronos as your Avatar....

I don't blame you about the wart thing.

Cronos makes me happy too, I understand.

[Spetsnaz]

I suggest you get a fleshlight. You don't have to worry about not calling her back with one of those.

[Seven Force]

assholes are tighter

[Cosmo Electrolux]

yeah, in a lot of cases, they are.....but this thread is entitled "Vagina"
not "Butthole"

[Seven Force]

my bad {(|)}

[Cosmo Electrolux]

it's okay....I didn't want anyone getting into trouble for getting off topic...

[Dixie]

An inch and a half isn't exactly off topic.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

close enough.
I had a bullet belt once....I wish I knew what happened to it.
I could get serious amounts of vagina if I had a bullet belt...

[Cosmo Electrolux]

okay, this thread is dying....I need some volunteers to give up the pussy....
let's go girls.....

[Tadao]

http://www.markhorrell.com/travel/argentina/fitzroy/images/vagina.jpg

[Dr. Boogie]

http://generallordisimo.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/redcanna.jpg

[Sethomas]

If I wanted to be banned, I'd totally just post a pudendum right now.

But I guess I could say that at any point in my posting career.

I have a friend who works for facebook (we went to college together), she was talking about how Mark Zuckerburg keeps up a public profile just for the sake of publicity. She said that it's ironic that with the obvious attention given to his profile, he's pretty much the one person who cannot use facebook--his creation--for its intended purpose. Hence, when he accepted her friend request after they briefly met, he edited his minifeed to not include that event. She said he probably didn't consider her awesome enough to merit publicizing their nominal friendship.

Anyways, I mentioned the fact that as CEO of the company, Zuckerburg should totally use a close-up picture of a vagina as his user pic. He has the unique position of having nobody willing to delete his profile for TOS violation, so it's only the right thing to do.

[Tadao]

less talk more action

[Cosmo Electrolux]

This thread needs to be revived...not even two pages? Goddamn....

[Tadao]

( y )

[Pentegarn]

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q1/Pentegarn/index-2.jpg

[Chojin]

4_za09_kjZA

[Sacks]

I sure wish Sethomas had posted some of that hot pudendum.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

yeah, the sight of a speculum just sends me over the edge too....

[executioneer]

can i show disdain for the subject of this thread, too

vaginas, boo

[Spetsnaz]

Still no fleshlight?