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Esuohlim
Jan 22nd, 2008, 04:58 PM
This is according to Wikipedia and their crack team of to-the-minute updaters but this information is subject to change at a second's notice anyway so who knows
executioneer
Jan 22nd, 2008, 04:59 PM
hahahahah
El Oh El
Jan 22nd, 2008, 05:02 PM
Well the brokeback jokes should end now. Least for a while.
Pub Lover
Jan 22nd, 2008, 05:03 PM
CNN is running it too.

christian bale has gone crazy again. :eek
Esuohlim
Jan 22nd, 2008, 05:04 PM
UPDATE: The cause of death is now cited as "Martin Luther King Jr. Day"
executioneer
Jan 22nd, 2008, 05:05 PM
l to the l
Pub Lover
Jan 22nd, 2008, 05:07 PM
Whenever anyone dies I always check wikipedia & their update is always 30 seconds before I get there. Those guys must have it on speeddial.
MarioRPG
Jan 22nd, 2008, 05:20 PM
Aw shucks, he had a couple good movies.
El Oh El
Jan 22nd, 2008, 05:22 PM
Least his last role is a really good one
Pub Lover
Jan 22nd, 2008, 05:27 PM
Dammit, could someone record themselves saying how much they'll miss this guy & email it to me?

No swears, this is The News, People. :(
BurntToShreds
Jan 22nd, 2008, 05:28 PM
Goodnight, sweet prince.
BurntToShreds
Jan 22nd, 2008, 05:30 PM
Er, I mean Clown Prince.
WhiteRat
Jan 22nd, 2008, 05:44 PM
You people make me sick! It's simply way to soon to be making fun of sweet dear Heath Ledger. Fuck you guys I hate all of you!!!!
Pub Lover
Jan 22nd, 2008, 05:51 PM
Nevermind, I found some audio. Thank you anyway. :)
Neen
Jan 22nd, 2008, 10:20 PM
Save a horse, ride a cowboy...
Seven Force
Jan 23rd, 2008, 12:24 AM
That's such a shame :(
Sethomas
Jan 23rd, 2008, 12:29 AM
Maybe he finally watched A Knight's Tale.
AChimp
Jan 23rd, 2008, 09:41 AM
Another editted revision said that he "died of AIDs after fucking a cowboy."
Cosmo Electrolux
Jan 23rd, 2008, 09:55 AM
choked on pudding....
mburbank
Jan 23rd, 2008, 10:02 AM
I got that joke, Cosmo.


And while I think it's tragic when someone that young dies, I gotta say, I hope when I go it's in some sort of hilarious manner.
Sacks
Jan 23rd, 2008, 10:03 AM
You guys are assholes. I was still holding out for 11 Things I Hate About You.
MarioRPG
Jan 23rd, 2008, 03:02 PM
Another editted revision said that he "died of AIDs after fucking a cowboy."

Saw that one coming.
Cosmo Electrolux
Jan 23rd, 2008, 03:08 PM
I got that joke, Cosmo.


And while I think it's tragic when someone that young dies, I gotta say, I hope when I go it's in some sort of hilarious manner.

I knew I could count on you, Max...Iwas getting worried there for a minute.
Vanhelm13
Jan 23rd, 2008, 06:52 PM
He died because he realized how terrible the Joker in the new batman is going to be.
Couldn't stand the guilt.
Pub Lover
Jan 23rd, 2008, 06:59 PM
It's a shame the hooker he ordered didn't arrive earlier.

Murder/Suicides are always better.
MarioRPG
Jan 23rd, 2008, 08:48 PM
Pub will go out with a bang.
Sebra
Jan 23rd, 2008, 08:57 PM
rip chris benoit
Sacks
Jan 24th, 2008, 08:53 AM
rip brother dime u will be missed
executioneer
Jan 24th, 2008, 12:35 PM
Damnit! She was hot as hell, too! This sucks. Her music wasn't too bad, either.
Sebra
Jan 24th, 2008, 12:48 PM
rip aaliyah 1991 to 2003