Weekly Movie Review: Teeth

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Automatically generated comment thread for Weekly Movie Review: Teeth (http://www.i-mockery.com/weeklies/weekly.php?type=movies&id=16).

[El Sammo]

I hope they have this on NetFlix.

[Mockery]

Uh, it just came out in theaters, so it won't be on NetFlix for a while I imagine.

[GRUMPYNZ]

"The Vengeful Vagina Trilogy", i like it! I think that's something that might appeal to boys AND girls.

[Mormon_Norman]

Excellent work with the metaphorical genitalia imagery. I think I'll start a band called "The Blameworthy Beef Bayonets."

[Dungeonbrownies]

i havent even watched it but it makes me wince already.

[Pentegarn]

Not that I disagree with your view on the movie. But I rill respectfully decline your recommendation to watch it. I just don't think my junk could handle me watching it.

I have to wonder though, would this pave the way to a dual career in gynecology and dentistry?

[El Sammo]

Well, just came out eh? Maybe I should look at release dates... I highly doubt it's coming to the local multiplex. If it didn't show Die Hard 4.0 or Sweeney Todd, then it's damn sure not showing this. Fuck Ohio.

[Pandajuice]

Everyone is stuck in italics! It's the vagina's doing! Run for it!

Seriously though, the actress playing Dawn kinda looks like Juliette Lewis. I was disappointed to learn that it's just an unknown actress because a comedy horror film about a man eating vagina is perfect for Juliette.

[Thanos]

Ha! Great minds do think alike! I totally threw some buzz-worthiness to this film over two weeks ago at my site... SupportZombies.com (http://www.SupportZombies.com).

You guys stealing my thunder? ;-)

[D-MoN]

Dick mutalation.. that sounds.. fuck.. I need a drink.

[stevetothepast]

guess i won't be seeing this for a while, or cinemas absolutely blow, we didn't get sweeney todd either, oh well sounds entertaining to say the least, anyone see that movie "the host" it was sweet.

[Jonny#5]

The films sounds great, even if the ol' vagina with teeth bit was done on SOuth Park first. "A Gigamek vagina is 60 feet long and full of teeth. YOu except us to make love to THAT?!" priceless.

[executioneer]

dude the vagina with teeth thing was done in ancient legend first, pay attention

[Poxpower]

Who writes this garbage?

HEY WHAT ABOUT A GUY WITH GUN LEGS, HIS LEGS ARE MACHINE GUNS AND WHENEVER HE RUNS, WHO KNOWS WHO WILL DIE? CAN HE FULFILL HIS CHILDHOON DREAM OF BECOMING THE BEST MARATHON RUNNER IN THE WORLD? PAY 9 BUCKS TO FIND OUT!

Vagina teeth, that's about as stupid as a dude who would have knives and scissors for hands or something.

[blacksamster]

Haha I want to see this so bad. I read about vagina dentata in a myth class, I think.

And Edward Scissorhands was so good...

[Teal]

actually, the whole 'vagina dentata''s a pretty common ancient concept...I think maybe 'cause it's like..a primal fear. It's also just another case of the new hollywood being completely unable to come up with something original.

[LupusMaximus]

Yeah savage genitalia. Is this playing everywhere or just the artsy theaters?

[elementalblazer]

For some reason I imagine that in the end it will develop sentience be exposed to radioactivity and grow 500 feet tall and fight Godzilla.

[elementalblazer]

I would watch this movie except 1)its not in any theater around me 2) The synopsis(from the official movie site I visited) read like a lifetime move you know innocent girl wronged by jerk male gets revenge.

[Nktalloth]

How could someone act in this movie? How do you respond when a director goes: "And... she's biting off your wing-wang wither her hoo-ha... NOW! SCREAM! SHE'S BITING YOU! ACT SURPRISED! YOU'RE IN INTENSE PAIN! IT'S GETTING GNAWED OFF!"

HOW DO YOU PREPARE FOR THAT ROLE!?

[Captain PirateFace]

My wifes Vagina didn't grow teeth until "after" we got married.

[Nick]

I just knew this was going to end up on I-Mockery when I first read about it.

[professork]

As much as I love this film and think that the female lead was incredibly brave, for me the most entertaining aspect was the look of pure horror on my poor friends face at all the mutilated penii...such merriment have I experienced rarely...