First/worst time getting drunk

[lumpisan]

Hello all this thread is about one thing... as tory of the first and or worst time you have ever gotten drunk. I'll start.... i chugged an entire bottle of maddog on a dare and i dont remember much, except that i woke up without my pants o.0

[executioneer]

i drank two fifths of vodka one new years and woke up in a bathtub, nude, with a small child pouring bathwater on me with a plastic cup

[lumpisan]

wow man thats strange did you at leasat know what house you were in?

[executioneer]

yeah it was the same house i'd gotten drunk in

no memory of filling the tub and getting in, though

[lumpisan]

yeah it was the same house i'd gotten drunk in

no memory of filling the tub and getting in, though
lol...mine was my first time dirnking and i decided hey this maddog stuff isnt that bad i'll chug it....all i remember is my pants coming off much to the horror of my room mates

[Sethomas]

The first time I was drunk was in a restaurant in Rome, in June 2000. I paid 70,000 lira for a prix fixe meal, and I wanted my money's worth, so I drank a lot of wine.

The worst time that I got drunk, medics put an oxygen mask on me and didn't turn on the air flow. Naturally, I ripped it off so I could breathe, at which point they tied me down to the gurney and let me wear the mask until I asphyxiated to the unconsciousness in which they originally found me. (Minus the systemic cardiac failure white vomit, I guess.)

For you to get depanting drunk on a bottle of MD indicates that you likely have a small liver. That you think it merits bragging indicates that your testicles are likely small, too.

[lumpisan]

The first time I was drunk was in a restaurant in Rome, in June 2000. I paid 70,000 lira for a prix fixe meal, and I wanted my money's worth, so I drank a lot of wine.

The worst time that I got drunk, medics put an oxygen mask on me and didn't turn on the air flow. Naturally, I ripped it off so I could breathe, at which point they tied me down to the gurney and let me wear the mask until I asphyxiated to the unconsciousness in which they originally found me. (Minus the systemic cardiac failure white vomit, I guess.)

For you to get depanting drunk on a bottle of MD indicates that you likely have a small liver. That you think it merits bragging indicates that your testicles are likely small, too.
no bragging.... and aye i dont drink much. but then again i habvent been on these forums for ahwile and forgot how vicous the trolls are^^ no biggie^^

[Sethomas]

I'm not trolling, I'm trying to set you on the right path. We're in this together, man.

To increase your alcohol tolerance, I suggest regular heavy drinking. This may require heavy drinking outside of socially-approved situations, namely by yourself or while driving. At this point in your life, alcohol should be your number-one financial priority so that people might eventually think you're not totally lame.

As for your testicular prominence, the first step is to evaluate exactly how far you fall short. I suggest calculating the volume of your scrotum via liquid displacement (this procedure, undertaken by Archimedes, is the source of the word "eureka" being co-opted into the English language). Once comparison has been made against established norms, the spam folder of your email account should be able to direct you to several reputable venues of natural male enhancement.

[bigtimecow]

this one time i got drunk and smoked pot and then was jumping around a lot.

the next morning i learned that i peed all over a black girl sleeping in a bed in the same room.

i had no FUCKING idea

[Poxpower]

Well don't mix beer, vodka, tequilla, schapps and jaggermeister in the same night.

Cold shower and tunnel vision awaits.

[TheBigMan045]

My Dads 50th I cant remember the speeches or the cake or how i fell unconcious into a bark garden or how i got a cut above my eye (its either falling into garden or playfighting with my dads friends) or the fact i was thrown into the beer bath filled with half melted ice.:x Dammed homebrew bourbon and vodka. The worse part was going back to mums the next day and explaining how i got the cut, or the fact there was a rugby game the next morning (my dads family is obsessed with it) and plus my massive hangover.

[executioneer]

i also had an interesting experience after eating three hotdogs and following it with fifteen shots of ice 101 in the stretch of about an hour

puke smelled nice, though. minty.

[Pentegarn]

I'll never forget my worst drunk experience. About ten years ago, a friend dragged to a club where they had a two dollar cover charge and all the Bud Lite you could possibly could drink for free. As if telling me all the beer you can drink wasn't bad enough, this club was some sort of dominatrix club. Me being so young in those days, I had never seen anything like that, so of course, I was mortified. After being there for about ten minutes or so, I see a guy smacking some woman on the ass repeatedly with a nine-tailed whip. At that point I decide since I am stuck there (my friend was my ride home) the only cure was to drink until I could not see or comprehend what was going on around me. After what was around my 15th to 20th free beer, I lost total track of everything going on. The only things I remembered that night was trying to drink salsa because I thought it was a shot and someone stopping me, and vomiting repeatedly.

The next day I was quite hungover (and I am pretty sure I was hit pretty heard with alcohol poisoning.) I promised a friend I would go to the mall that day with him, so being a man of my word I went with a massive headache and extreme nausea. The whole experience caused me to rethink how much I drink socially though, so I got that much out of the awful experience.

[MetalMilitia]

One night I went out on the town with the girlfriend and a couple of friends. We were in a pub for several hours and then for some stupid reason decided to go to the only club in town. To give you an idea of how much a shit hole this place is; once I went when it was raining and they had to put out about 4-5 buckets to catch the water coming through the roof. Also I got stuck to the floor and some ceiling tiles fell in.
Anyway, I should never of even been let in that night as I was clearly completely pissed. Unfortunately I knew the door staff so I got in anyway.
Before long I had somehow managed to start a fight with 2 guys, and unbeknownst to me my friend had to spent about an hour convincing them to calm down. Fuck knows what I was thinking. Funnily enough I was wearing a BFG Tech t-shirt with "The Gamer's Choice" written on the back. My guess is that's what scared off the guys I decided to take on.
The next thing I remember was waking up the next day with an epic hangover.

[glowbelly]

i don't remember the worst or the first.

[Guitar Woman]

The time I remember best was when I made a Black Russian by accident at my grandparent's place. :o

I found a box full of bottles of alcohol in one of the spare bedrooms, and since I'd never had a White Russian before I decided to try one. This was after drinking a lot of Captain Morgan's, btw, so I wasn't functioning at top mental capacity already and forgot that I needed to add milk to my vodka and kahluha mixture.

I also put it in a normal sized coffee cup and filled it a about 3/4ths of the way full! I then became so incredibly drunk that I could not remain standing for more than 10 seconds. My grandparents had no idea what was wrong with me, which made it even funnier!

[Pub Lover]

Much like the wonderful Glow, I don't remember the worst or the first. I suspect the worse was in the eight months after failing my A Levels. Deciding that my life wasn't going anywhere near to where I planned, I moved back in with my parents, enrolled at Bridgwater College for a Btec (a qualification for stupids) in Computer Engineeering, & decided that, as being mostly sober didn't help me, I'll be mostly drunk. From that point until I was arrested in Norwich for being Drunk & Incapable at 2 in the afternoon, I was drinking before & after every class. I had the highest test scores of the entire course.

[El Oh El]

I made out with one of my sisters friend while drunk at a St patricks day party.

[Asila]

I've never drank so much that I've forgotten what happened or passed out, but I've been really shit-faced in the past, so this may just be an aspect of me--it applies to pot as well. It actually pisses me off, since getting trashed and acting like a moron is something that only makes a good story if you have to hear about it from other people.
That said, the worst that generally happens is that I become loud and flirtatious (I had to crawl up my stairs once, I guess that's worse) but the first was homemade sangria consumed around a campfire with my boyfriend at the time, a bunch of his friends, and a load of really friendly dogs. It ended with a coed shower, but he WAS my boyfriend, and in retrospect was a very pleasant time.

[Sethomas]

As far as memory loss/time travel goes, I rarely (if ever) woke up and was like, "holy shit, what happened last night?" However, I've had instances where I'd wake up as normal and some point in the course of the day would reveal that there were details of the previous night that weren't present in my mind.

Example: I used to have this adorable habit of chewing on people's scalps when I was blitzed, sometimes making verbal indications that I wanted to eat their brains. It was usually a sign of solidarity and affection. (http://home.uchicago.edu/~stp/sethhillary.jpg (http://home.uchicago.edu/%7Estp/sethhillary.jpg) is the one documented example I know of on the web.) Anyways, back in the fall of 2004 I got drunk one night and the next morning I remembered being pretty out of it the previous night, but I thought I had a good hold on what all happened. I was playing around on Facebook, looking at the group for my house. My dorm house had about 90 people in it, but Facebook was still pretty new so the group didn't have many members. At one point I looked a profile of this beautiful Cuban girl whom I'd never met, so I asked my roomie if he had any idea who she was and why I'd never seen her around the floor. His response was one in perfect deadpan consternation, "Seth. Last night, you tried to eat her brains. As I remember, she wasn't really happy about it."

[Asila]

Seth: That... that's hilarious. You'd think she would have found it charming. Have you ever wondered why, in a state of slightly reduced inhibition, your inclination is to feign an attempt at ingesting the gray matter of people you like?! It's like a zombie Hercule Poirot hopped up on absinthe.

[mew barios]

i remember the first time i got drunk. i was gonna go to this party, but i didn't want the first time i got all drunked up to be around a buncha people i didn't know that well, so my brother an me were drinking whiskey while i was playing mechwarrior 3. i was totally kicking ass too, until i started wobbling so much i couldnt stay in the chair. i think he eventually managed to drag me across the floor to my bed.

i don't think i had a worst, i mean there was the normal stuff of other people screamin an cryin about some such or another that they decided to feel upset about after they got drunk but i'm pretty mellow and boring.

[AChimp]

A couple of my friends and I decided to have a bit of a party on Thanksgiving weekend, so we got half-bottles of gin, rye and scotch. The night involved running around a park, nearly rolling down a big hill (one of my friends actually did roll down said hill) and then getting carried back to my friend's basement where I passed out in a semi-concious state.

I remember swearing a lot at my friends because they were busily devouring a 4 litre bucket of vanilla ice cream when I just wanted the world to stop moving.

My first hangover the next day was absolute shit, and to top it off it was Thanksgiving. My parents made me attend the dinner and my baba laughed at me for getting drunk. :(

We were young and didn't know how to drink yet. :(

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

(http://home.uchicago.edu/~stp/sethhillary.jpg (http://home.uchicago.edu/%7Estp/sethhillary.jpg)

Why is Sideshow Bob attacking that girl?

Anyway...geeze...the stories I could tell here.

My first drunken experience was when I was 13 and visiting my Great Uncle in Coventry, England. I got into his bathtub gin and blacked out. I awoke surrounded by flowers. My first thought was that I was dead. Instead I found myself in a flowerbed in some park.

There was the time when me and my friends got into a bar fight on Halloween with some riff-raff, while dressed as the Power Rangers.

But, the absolute worst was when I earned $1400 during a drinking contest at the age of 14. I know that sounds great, however I paid dearly for it.

I used to hang out with a lot of older folks as a kid. I went to a party consisting of mostly University and college kids. At this party, people were playing Century Club - a game in which a room full of idiots would down a shot of beer each minute for 100 minutes. I was determined to be the head idiot and stood up to a challenge of doing Century Club with tequila. The agreement was that I would get $1 per shot per person in the contest. I made it through a bottle and a half.

That evening ended with me tearing my scrotum.

I win.

[Zomboid]

I have a ton of really bad ones. I can't remember the first time though. One time that was particularly bad was when I had a party at my house and was drinking a lot of bacardi 151 (75%, I think). I ended up leaving my own party and going to a friend's place. I remember seeing everything extremely blurry and grasping on to the toilet. People kept trying to nurse me back to health and at one point someone suggested pickle juice. I drank a big bottle of it and puked like crazy. I stained my shirt and pants and eventually lost my grip on the toilet and fell back and hit my head on the tub.

Another time, some strippers went to a party at a friend's place after performing at the bar. I was really drunk and don't remember more than the first half of the show and so when we all went to the house to drink more, I was extremely pissed. At one point I drizzled on the front of my jeans and for some reason put a sock in my fly and zipped it shut to try to conceal it. Then I woke up and didn't remember anything until my friends slowly told me more. The next week I was looking through my phone and saw some videos that one of the strippers had recorded. They were of me being completely drunk and doing stupid shit. She was nice and kept hugging me and stuff which was weird considering there was urine on my pants.

When I was 15 or 16, there was a party out in the country for the grad class that year and I ended up drinking a lot and making out with like 3 female friends that I probably wouldn't normally do that with. I woke up in a camper the next morning and had no idea how I got there. I was still at the party and there was only like 15 people still there, but one of the bands that was playing needed to finish off a keg before returning it, so a few people came back and a bunch of us stayed and got sloppy drunk all day. At one point there was a snake coming out of a woodpile so I grabbed a sledgehammer and killed it, but I also hit a board that came up and hit me in the forehead, so I had a nice size gash that was leaking blood for the rest of the day.

[Emu]

Threads like this are why I don't drink.

[Zomboid]

Are you implying that we're drunk posting? :lol

[Emu]

I thought the whole forum was drunk posting :eek

[MetalMilitia]

Every time you drink and post, japanese make a new anime. :chatter

[glowbelly]

one time i got drunk and posted a pic of myself here topless.

that wasn't the drunkest i've been, though.

[Tadao]

I once was really drunk on Vodka and had my headphones on listening to Smashing Pumpkins Meloncolly 2nd cd. I was laying on the floor and couldn't get up and the world was spinning. I started to believe I was going to die of alcohol poisoning. The music was loud and I couldn't get the headphones off.

The only thing that ran through my mind at that point was "OMG! I'm going to die listening to this to this CD, that is a gay way to die!"

[liquidstatik]

I ate a whole bunch of spaghetti, and drank a fifth of soco. It was pretty gross comin' back up. :x

[Grislygus]

I knocked out my friend's screen door accidentally.

I was actually sober, but I like to pretend that I was drunk at the time

[Tadao]

Ha ha I did that too! Walked right through it. I was sober but had to pretend to be drunk :(

[liquidstatik]

OH FOR REAL

[Grislygus]

Oh snap

[liquidstatik]

I bet that was insaaaaane :O

[Grislygus]

It was like, dark and shit

[Tadao]

It was daylight. I was just looking at ass though.

[JediScum]

My first time was on New year's Eve of 1992. I drank 3 Bacardi Breezers, then proceded to drink 4 16 oz. can of Miller Lite. I starting cleaning randomly, like vaccuuming and shit.

That was also the day I moved into my first apt. away from the parental units. No furniture, so me and roomie slept on the floor. I woke up at 5:30 am very sick and bewildered (hungover) and thinking "I HAVE TO GO HOME!!!".

Then, it slowly dawned on me that I WAS HOME and proceeded to tear the shit out of that place for the next 6 months, with the help of 8-10 friends.

[chemquat]

first time getting drunk: freshman in college. vodka and coke. had to be driven back to the dorm so i could help a chick with her astronomy paper (we were partners), and panicked b/c i thought the chick at the next computer was going to tell everyone from my hometown that i was drunk and my parents would find out (me and that chick at the next comp were from the same town, obviously. i wasn't just super-paranoid or something.)

worst time getting drunk: sophmore year. went to a friend's birthday party and proceeded to drink gallons of frog punch b/c i didn't think i was drunk. this happened in the first week of school, and i spent the next year having people ask me "aren't you that girl who passed out at candy's party?"

i have no recollection of passing out.

[Sacks]

I think the first time I was really drunk was in Russia with this Englishman who kept buying me beers and shots of really nice vodka. We'd hidden about 10 glasses on our persons to get back at the red bastards for poor service and all around bad attitude during our stay there. We'd finally reached the point where we both felt it was time to leave when he insisted we have a shot of absinthe first. So being the gentleman that I am and feeling like somewhat of a diplomat of course I oblige and we take the shots and pocket the fancy little cups as we make our way out of the bar and down the streets of St. Petersburg at 3 am. It was white nights so it felt like it was just about daybreak and we could hear the roaming gangs of youths belting out the proud songs of their nation as they stomped from bar to bar. It soon had become clear that the scoundrels had poisoned us because at just about the same time we started vomiting all over the place and cursing our own mothers. I'll never go back, never.

[saizo_ogasawara]

The worst time I got drunk was 2 weeks ago (yup, teen drinking is OK here in the Phil.!), when I accidentally knocked an entire rival gang out! Got myself really full in grog first, and miraculously didn't vomit! AROOOOOOOO!!!!!

[MetalMilitia]

The wost time I got drunk, I was going out for dinner with my ex-wife while simultaneously trying to close a TV deal with a network exec, sat at another table in the same restaurant! At this stage I should make clear that I needed to be dressed as a buxom elderly woman while talking to my ex-wife, but dressed in my normal clothes when talking to the network exec. The problem was the network exec kept buying me scotch every time I sat down. After three or four scotches I started messing up my disguise in a number of humorous ways (forgetting to remove makeup when talking to the exec and other such shenanigans). The evening culminated in my ex-wife realizing that I was in fact me and not an elderly Scottish woman.
But what of the TV deal I hear you asking? Well, using my quick wit I convinced the network exec that the elderly woman costume was actually the new character I had invented for the TV show!

One monkey co-host later and I was a captain of industry. I think I got re-married to my wife or something too. I don't really remember what with being drunk and everything.

[executioneer]

8(

[MetalMilitia]

Don't worry, Willie. That wasn't really me, it was Robin Williams in the hit comedy Mrs Doubtfire.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

one time i got drunk and posted a pic of myself here topless.

that wasn't the drunkest i've been, though.

uhrobix@yahoo.com :)

anyway, When I drink too much, I tend to black out...especially when I drink bourbon. So, I've pretty much given up drinking except for a couple of beers or a glass of wine on the weekends.

[saltshakermaniac]

Geez Ive got a few good drunk storys, but I'll only meantion 2 that are realy noteworthy in my book.

Awhile ago I had a freind over at my old appartment, after a lilttle deliberation we decided to start drinking Captian Morgan Tattoo, Ive never been a fan of rum but this stuff was all right when mixed with Dr.Pepper, so we each end up drinking a 5th of it, from what i can rember he stumbled outside and ended up walking home, as for me it was the only time ive ever thrown up from drinking, i can remeber wakeing up latter on after i passed out because i was having a nighmare where i was playing Texas hold'em with Santa Claus and Jesus and they both kept calling me Bill. That was also the worst hangover ive ever had too.


The second story starts off with me drinking way too much Oberon and getting kicked out of a bar for being to loud. I walked back to my house (witch was only 5 blocks away) and i decied that i want to keep drinking so i start makeing Yagerbombs. After i drank the first one, i made another and just to add a little kick to it i put a shot of vodka in it, i started thinking to myself "Hmm not bad, i'll make another" . So i drank about 3 of those and then layed down on the couch and blacked out. When i came to it was 4 in the afternoon and i had cuts on my hands and the bathroom door had several fist sized holes in it.

[saizo_ogasawara]

Nice! My next one was last week. I drank a bit too much, and STILL had rival gang members out for my neck, but hell, I gave them what for with my fistful of BOOMSTICK! (Note the Ash reference, and not the shotgun, literally a booming-powerful fist!)

[terrva]

The second worst time i got drunk was on last new years eve. Me and my cousin both drank six or seven cans of beer, then went to a bar and drank some more, at some point i found myself chit-chatting with some guy about whatever, and after several drinks, including too many tequila shots, me and him swapped the bar to this night club, and my cousin went home. We drank at that club for a couple of hours, and i was trashed. I obviously was too drunk to get home by myself, so i went to that guy's place to sleep. Last thing i remember is eating noodles through his zipper. When i woke up, i only had my boxers on and i reeked of noodles and other unknown substances. Needless to say, i hurried on out of there pretty damn fast.

I'm not going to share the worst with you, or anybody on this planet. Atleast not yet.

[TheBigMan045]

Another time that i was maggoted was during the 2007 Rugby World Cup and i went over to my friends boyfriends place there was about 10 of us, me being the youngest. NZ was playing Portugal and as we knew it was going to be a walkover we started playing a drink a point, a try being 5 penalty being 2 as well as conversions, only that when portugal scored it was shots of tequila or apple sours, after 14 shots and about 9 Tui i fell asleep. I woke up and ran to the bathroom but didnt make it and i cleaned up the best i could with toilet paper, i then grabbed a pot and went back to sleep with my face in it

Another time (same place) i thought it would be fun to bring a 12 pack of Woodstock (Bourbon and coke in a 440ml can), started playing drinking games and long story short had to skull 3 of these down in quick succession, after i had a bit more i left an embrassing voicemail on a girl that i liked's phone, and then proceeded to go to sleep in my car with people wondering where id went. The next morning the hangover was there but i had to do some filming on a friends media project and i was cupid in a F**KING bedsheet and so i had to take the entire cast and crew there and back (7 of us) The hangover didnt help the embrassment

[RaNkeri]

I've never gotten drunk, because as a diabetic I'm honestly worried of the consequences. :/

Alcohol speeds up the usage of carbohydrates => increased chance of hypoglycemia => possibility of having hypoglycemia while drunk => permanent brain damage or death

[Pub Lover]

Permanent brain damage or death would not stop me drinking, mainly because those would be the results if I didn't sate my addiction. I'm now 3 out of five working for a four. Drinking through the night & going straight to work isn't a story as much as a regular occurrence. :maxburbank

If I was Max Burbank I'd be more awesome & less suck. Send him your money & bask in his glow.

[MarioRPG]

It was my aunt's wedding and somehow I ended up bartender. I was 15 and thought it would be neat to try everything. I remember nearly falling up the stairs.

[Dixie]

I have no recollection of my first time getting drunk.
Though the worst time is easy, it covers 3 days. The highlight: 1 1/2 days into the trip and into a drunken stupor I end up in the backstage/basement alone with a crackhead that I once considered a friend, and I had to babysit him for hours so he wouldn't start fights with other people coming in and out of the dressing rooms. Babysitting a 40some year old crackhead when you're drunk REALLLY sucks, especially when all you can think of is his wife and kids.

[Pub Lover]

Carnivore Is God, you're too considerate. ;(

[lumpisan]

i think i can beat my earlier post. This happened this week (which is why io havent been here^^;) I broke up with my girlfriend who left me for a man she was engaged to and didnt tell me about. SO i did fivve shots of vodka, and 3 steel resevres. I have been told i vomited, whipped out my penis, and insulted my fat female roommate profusely. all i remembe ri s the worst hangover ive ever had^^;

[Miss Modular]

The first time I got drunk, I was a junior in college. I went to a party for my radio station and went wayyyy past my limit. Then I came back to my dorm room and made a bunch of ridiculous posts here at I-Mockery. True Story!

[Girl Drink Drunk]

HEY GUYS IM SORTA DRUNK RIGHT NOW!

[executioneer]

is it the worst

[Zomboid]

Hi guys! I'm really stoned and somewhat drunk right now :eek

[Ninjavenom]

Hi guys! I'm really stoned and somewhat drunk right now :eek

Twins!:hypno

[Girl Drink Drunk]

My worst experience occured a few months ago when some old Highschool classmates kept pouring me beer and dared me to keeping chugging. I didn't blackout, but I was drunker than I would have prefered. I felt sick to my stomach for an agonizing hour, and finally threw up. That feeling in my stomach remained well into the next day and I've since given up beer. Thats really the only time I've thrown up drinking, having enough experience to know that vomiting isn't very fun and I don't want to drink to that point. I now just stick to hard liquor.

[Mockery]

I still don't drink. I'm saving my first/worst time getting drunk for a mid-life crisis. :party

[Zomboid]

omg dork.

[Ninjavenom]

I still don't drink. I'm saving my first/worst time getting drunk for a mid-life crisis. :party


http://www.brooklynvegan.com/img/music/cramps.jpg

Let's get fuuuucked up

[Mockery]

omg dork.
I know right? :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[Fat_Hippo]

What, not even a glass of wine at dinner or a beer after a long day of writing here at I-mockery?

[ElPila666]

When i remember how tequila smells like it makes me want to trough up, man 5 glasses is a heavy shit

[Styled Executioner]

I can't even count how many times I've got so drunk I didn't know what was going on. The worst, worst time is probably when I collapsed on the bus and was rushed to hospital in an ambulance. The whole experience was pretty horrible.

I started off the day as I would any other, getting out of bed, I did my morning routine of showering, getting dressed and all that jazz. I decided to watch 300 on that day, I went with my mate, I had an awesome time and thought that would be the end of my day. it was about 4:00, I was on the bus home. Another friend rang me and asked if I'd like to come out, my first mistake, I said yes. I got back on the bus and went back up town (Birmingham). My mates were already pretty drunk (this was my underage days so it was drinking down by a canal like a bunch of twats). They handed me my bottle, which had a litre of vodka in (it was a 2 litre bottle, god knows where they'd purchased such a vast amount from) I bought a couple of bottles of coke since I don't really like vodka. I mixed them together. I took me just under an hour to consume this two litre beast, I felt fine for another hour, then it hit hit me like a ton of shit.

I remember smoking some weed, vomiting and going to hospital. Everything else is gone, not even a blur, just plain gone.

The doctor said I was very pleseant though, which was nice.

[Fat_Hippo]

That's why you shouldn't mix alcohol with soda pop: First you feel nothing, and then you get slugged by it all at once, 'cause you didn't realize how much you'd already had.

[Grossenschwamm]

My worst time getting drunk was this past New Year's celebration. It started out ok, and I got pretty drunk. My goal was to get so drunk that I'd get a boner from something stupid. It happened! My friend has two huge femur-choppers from the early nineteen hundreds. They're giant cleavers made to chop through cow bones. I saw one and got my chub on. I was happy. But I coincidentally ate food that gave me food poisoning. I spent about 3 hours (from 11:30 to around 2:25) being drunk but knowing something was horribly wrong, and at 2:30 I started to vomit. A lot. The average human stomach has the capacity to hold 32 fluid ounces of whatever you're putting into it, and somehow I dropped the entire fluid capacity once every hour from 2:30 to 5:30, without trying to put anything back into my body. So, I had the worst 3 days of my life following all the alcohol I drank. I seriously thought I was going to die, but then I felt better on the friday after new year's, and I ended up going back to my friend's house, where we had the party, and drank some of the southern comfort I brought there the preceding monday.
My first was the new year's eve party of '06 to '07. I had never tried getting drunk before, but it turns out that even with my diabetes, I have a superhuman liver that allows me to consume about 23 drinks before I get drunk. And get drunk I did, though I remembered everything that happened that night (I never black out from drunkenness). The only thing I didn't remember was having rolled over the couch in the basement after telling everyone that I had to take a piss.
Speaking of piss, I had a fun weekend two weeks ago. I drank a lot of guinness and a bit of rum, and when I woke up for my morning ritual, I noticed that it smelled like 80 proof rum. I felt awesome, because I've long held the "belief" that a pirate would piss straight rum. I know they didn't, but anything as manly and rugged as a pirate should piss rum.

[Fat_Hippo]

I've long held the "belief" that a pirate would piss straight rum. I know they didn't, but anything as manly and rugged as a pirate should piss rum.

Would be useful when they're stranded on an island somewhere, with no other source of alcohol in sight. Kinda nasty in a way, but they're pirates, so they should get used to it. And that kinda shit happens to pirates constantly, so yeah, that'd be cool for them.

[SLjimbolian]

I think it was an afterparty during senior prom and I leg dropped through someone's table after a few too many shots of Capt. Morgan's. Smart move: I ended up paying $300 in getting them a new table.