Outspark Fiesta Online

[Chojin]

So I've been playing a new bonkers free Korean MMO lately.

http://www.outspark.com/fiesta

It reminds me of that other Korean MMO thread we had.

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/fiesta/welcometoouch.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/fiesta/allisaidwaswelcome.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/fiesta/owithurts.jpg

Especially the part about enemies screaming for mercy.

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/fiesta/crippleyou.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/fiesta/dogsled.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/fiesta/raccoonrider.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/fiesta/town.jpg

There are TONS of people on at all times, and the server's always reporting 'low' capacity. I think they're using a US server, or a US/Malaysia server, but when it's up it USUALLY runs really well. Running around in towns doesn't make my computer even stutter, and the worst thing that's happened is a few times I'd get frozen but all the enemies could still rape me. However, the only penalty for death is that you get sent back to town, so...

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/fiesta/oneplusone.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/fiesta/traxus.jpg

My main character :o I paid FIVE DOLLA real money to use the BEAUTY SHOP and get a floating hobby horse that I sail around on. Without spending money, though, you can pretty much do anything in the game with a little time and effort (other than change your character's appearance).

Levelling is really quick, getting money is easy, and combat is fun :<

It's really dippy, yet tons more fun than Lord of the Rings Online was.

SCENE.

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/fiesta/raccoonrider.jpg
:lol

[Chojin]

Oh, we also play on the first server. The one that starts with A.

[Emu]

"we" who

[Chojin]

Me and MLE, and Ninjavenom is joining tomorrow.

[Emu]

What sort of classes and abilities and soforth are there?

And I must say I'm a bit off-put by the fact that I clicked the link and the first thing I saw was "Win a date with a GM"

[Guitar Woman]

There's Fighter, Mage, Cleric, and Archer, for basic classes, but I didn't get much further than that because my PC enacted self destruct sequence 45 :<

I should be starting up with the new one in a few days, though, that will run this without question.

[Dr. Boogie]

I tried the archer and priest. I played for a while, but eventually got tired of the endless grinding.

[Chojin]

Did you buy any skills? Emily didn't know how and she was like level 8 ;<

[Dr. Boogie]

I knew how, yes. And I did.

[Chojin]

Well I'm not gonna pretend it isn't a grind mmo, but it's the most fun of the ridiculous Korean grind MMOs I've played ;<

Also, around level 8 you can start to join in the community player VS monster raids, which sounds like fun :o

[CaptainBubba]

How do you get skills? : (

[Chojin]

You go to SKILL MASTER RUBY or something, she's an NPC in town. If you're coming back from the forest, look to the right and go down a staircase or two.

[Dr. Boogie]

I got to level 16 with my archer and level 22 with my priest.

The raids are sometimes fun, except that you sign up for a random group, and wipes are very common in raids beyond the first one due to inherent player faggotry.

Also, everyone and their mother tries to get into a raid when they open, and so they open and close literally in about 3 seconds.

[Chojin]

god damn, you did all that yesterday?

[Dr. Boogie]

Hell no. I played the game back in November.

They've been advertising on I-Mockery for months, you know.

[CaptainBubba]

What classes are yall? I wanna be what yall arent.

[Dr. Boogie]

I'm all four classes. Be a fucking rogue or something.

[Emu]

If you don't know what to take it's a general rule of thumb in any game that priest is the way to go. Can't do wrong with more healers

[Chojin]

Priests are the most in-demand. I've played fighter, cleric, and mage, and I love the mage best :< they get the least HP but do ridiculous amounts of damage and level the fastest.

MLE plays an archer.

[CaptainBubba]

I have a lvl 4 cleric and lvl 8 fighter. Think I like fighter better. I played a healer in the last two mmos i tried so im kinda done w/ that for a while.

Fighter is named MrPeterson. Bc I killed my wife. duh.

[Chojin]

I do a shitload of crafting in this game, I find ;<

I just bought a bigger house with $1 real moneys so that I can IMPROVE PROFIT MARGINS

but srsly i'm getting rich y'all


in fake dollars

[Ninjavenom]

I HOPE YOU NEED A WARRIOR :domo

[Chojin]

I'm level 16 right now, but I've been hovering around 13-16 for ages cause all I do is set up shops :o

But soon I will be the business overlord tycoon :sunglasses

[Chojin]

here is a transcript of my altercation with a GM on fiesta today!

Alter84: medic is a pu s sy
Medic: come say that over here
Alter84: *****
Alter84: *****
lordalden: please do not curse in chat.
Medic: *****
Traxus: Guys you get a title if you curse 900 times in an hour in chat
Traxus: it's called "the coolest guy"
lordalden: traxus please do not encourage people to break the rules.
Traxus: alden, please cultivate a sense of humor
lordalden: i actually have a very accomplished sense of humor, we just have impressionable children playing this game

I wonder what CREDENTIALS this sense of humor has.

I'm guessing an MBA.

[Emu]

My humor has won awards at county fairs and state fairs alike!

[Chojin]

And then I asked him if I could win a date with him and he was all GORSH I DON'T KNOW MAYBE YOU COULD MAKE A THREAD ABOUT IT

and I was all 'I am only interested in the sex'

[Tadao]

I'm guessing you are pulling a GW

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/fiesta/traxus.jpg

I did that in Star Wars Galaxies. I had guys trying to marry me :\

Is there a SWG thread? I have some interesting screen shots over a duel for my heart,

[Chojin]

MLE and I are hot lesbian lovers and I try to steal men away from their online girlfriends

[Chojin]

and go ahead and make a swg thread :o

[Tadao]

Nah, I don't play anymore. I did beta test it and "Tadao" is in the credits :)

[Guitar Woman]

Dude, being a LAAAAAAAAAADY is the only way to play MMORPGs.

These people are so hilariously lonely :<

Some guy on Runescape gave me 6000 gold once just cuz I was funny, a girl, and someone willing to party with him.

[Guitar Woman]

course then he wouldn't stop PMing me and it sort of wierded me out so I had to switch servers but still

[Tadao]

Yeah, I had a stalker. I told him I was really a guy and he didn't believe me haha.

[Pub Lover]

If finding out you're a dude at all daunts him, well he wasn't serious in the first place.

[MattJack]

GW just imagine what being a girl could get you in real life!

[Chojin]

Yeah some guy ran up to me and was like I LIKE UR HAIR and i said "THANKS I WASH IT EVERY DAY"

"I BET LOL, WANT SOME FREE SCROLLS"

and then he gave me $5500 worth of free shit.

[executioneer]

i hate games where all the colors are pastels

[Chojin]

tadao post yr pics srsly

[Tadao]

I think they're gone :( What does this web error mean?

http://www.moetown.org/tadao/pictures/SWG/Duel.html

[liquidstatik]

18% downloaded. :x

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/fiesta/080206/acceptthetrade.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/fiesta/080206/npc_defensivemove.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/fiesta/080206/trax_boogiechase.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/fiesta/080206/deathmagician.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/fiesta/080206/npc_forgiveme.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/fiesta/080206/trax_deadphino.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/fiesta/080206/drugs_1.jpg http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/fiesta/080206/drugs_2.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/fiesta/080206/npc_honeying.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/fiesta/080206/trax_mist.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/fiesta/080206/gmsnakeeyes.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/fiesta/080206/npc_leaveusinpeace.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/fiesta/080206/hobbyhorsefromhell.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/fiesta/080206/npc_nomore.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/fiesta/080206/houseonfire.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/fiesta/080206/npc_ohno.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/fiesta/080206/trax_sky2.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/fiesta/080206/npc_whereithurtsmost.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/fiesta/080206/marauseless.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/fiesta/080206/npc_ouch.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/fiesta/080206/trax_sky.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/fiesta/080206/nicegame.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/fiesta/080206/npc_prettystrong.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/fiesta/080206/rabbitface.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/fiesta/080206/npc_strangepowers.jpg


http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/fiesta/080206/trainer_abominate.jpg

PREPARE TO BE ABOMINATED

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/fiesta/080206/trainer_beatoff.jpg

please no

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/fiesta/080206/trainer_deepthoughts.jpg

how deep :o


http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/fiesta/080206/trax_vstrax.jpg

[liquidstatik]

i just started playing :s my char name is eskyra ;d

[Chojin]

apparently 42 minutes was long ENOUGH for you

or you typed your name wrong

[executioneer]

i played for like five minutes and got tired of the interface

i think i killed two monsters

[liquidstatik]

apparently 42 minutes was long ENOUGH for you

or you typed your name wrong

it crashed when i tried to open the help guide ;<
but my name is in fact eskyra ;O

[executioneer]

since when do mmos not provide a tutorial area for new people who need to learn controls

KOREA I AM UPSET WITH YOU

[Chojin]

so today in fiesta the GMs went FREE GOLDS AT (MAP COORDINATES) over a GM whisper and then once everyone got there they dropped a couple dragons on them.

I'm glad that other people like abusing power too.

[liquidstatik]

hhahahahha

[Tadao]

April 1st should be a hoot.

[Zomboid]

Why is that?

[Chojin]

so today i got the global message: EVIL SPIRITS HAVE TAKEN OVER OUR GMS! EVERY TOWN NOW HAS A BOSS. TAKE HIM DOWN AND FIGHT FOR THE DROPS! ^^

[Emu]

so did you take it down?

[Chojin]

hell no. i would need to be level one million before i could even try ;<

[Tadao]

Why is that?

That is the day of the prankster, and these guys like practical jokes it would seem.

[thebomba]

ya a chojin, im wonderen, what lvl r u? im a lvl 31 (grounded Dx) and wondering the fastest way to lvl to 49 for new spell :D

[Chojin]

My guess would be hooking up with someone in teh 60+ level range to powerlevel you? I'm not even to 30 myself yet, though ;<

[MLE]

The only way to powerlevel past a low level is to be a hot girl. Otherwise they won't care about you!

[Qwarx]

I think they reviewed this game on SA.
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/fiesta-mmo.php

[Guitar Woman]

I like how the game client is so broken that I can't even get past the login screen.

[Guitar Woman]

And now for some hilarious reason all the 2.5D objects like text and whatnot have gigantic black boxes around them, which wouldn't hurt if there weren't 700000 people around at any given moment all with huge rectangles above their heads.

I'm a cutie, though, and the game doesn't lag at all ;<
http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/2788/irdiisqq0.jpg





I started playing around with the different emotes when I noticed some guy had been following me for like 5 minutes ;<

I wonder what he thought of the sexy dance I did for him
http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/3149/dancern3.jpg

[Tadao]

Nice tits GW!

[Guitar Woman]

I managed to fix the black box thing by making it go full screen and then revert to a window, and now my main problem is figuring out what the hell is going on

I'm ready to rock when you guys are :o

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5671/yeaaaaaaaahld9.jpg
http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/6428/runxa8.jpg
http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/4866/attentionwhorenv4.jpg
http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/4663/mushroomsfn8.jpg

[executioneer]

this game controls like someone trying to drive a car with only their asscheeks

not an automatic, either

[Chojin]

it controls just fine, wut r u talkin aboot

Unless you do something other than hold in the right mouse button to rotate the camera and just hold in W to run. And the MMO fighting controls are the same as every other MMO.

I still play on Apoline, Emily is starting her 51st character on the new server so idk, she plays more often than I do so maybe you should make a character there?

[executioneer]

idk maybe i was just having a mental problem when i tried it? but i just had so much problem killing like a mushroom thing i said "OH THE HELL WITH THIS THIS ISNT FUN"

[Pub Lover]

That is exactly what happened to me, Willie. I think I might not be right for this sort of thing. :(

[executioneer]

maybe it was the w to run thing

i use the arrow keys, jerks, not wasd >:

[Supafly345]

three dee maplestory!

[Tadao]

Downloading it now.

[MLE]

WASD is the only way to play

[MLE]

If you get on Epith, I'll try to PL you a bit I'm level 42 there, even though it's a new server :o

[Tadao]

I'm really liking this!

[Guitar Woman]

I have a cleric on Epith and I haaaaaaaaate playing her, but ok

[Guitar Woman]

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/103/stpatum3.jpg



I sorta get the feeling that this game likes taunting people with no money ;_;

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Fiesta/Tadinaromance01.jpg

[Tadao]

That pic sucks. I'll have a good log of my romance with a 17 year old french boy soon ^_^