A Message From Suri Cruise To Jamie Lynne Spears' Unborn Child

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Automatically generated comment thread for A Message From Suri Cruise To Jamie Lynne Spears' Unborn Child (http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/suri-spears/default.php).

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

Max, this was nothing short of fantastic!

I could just see those two hanging out with each-other (and Anna-Nicole's baby, too).

There ought to be some kind of "Screwed-Up Celebrity Offspring Hall Of Fame".

[Oska_Go_Wilde]

You know, if they hung out, I would probably get stuck babysitting...

[Colonel Flagg]

What I want to know is, how did you get her eyes to look so realistic in panel 14?

I wonder if her middle name is "Comet"?

[KillerMcGee]

haha between nature vs nurture, screwed on both counts, and frozen l. ron hubbard sperm, this was great!

[Protoclown]

Tom Cruise's face in that "CRAZY OR GAY" panel is fucking priceless.

[beatpole]

O Brave New World with such people in it, if there in then I want out

[Colonel Flagg]

That last panel makes me laugh hysterically every time I see it.

[thecatillaccat]

I'm going to go curl up in a ball, drink whiskey, and cry. Tom Cruise is the monster in my closet.

[Asila]

Have I mentioned before how much I like your comics?
I haven't?
I like your comics as if they were my own offspring.

[Captain PirateFace]

Poor Crazy Tom....
I wish he was that guy he played in "Magnolia"...

"Obey the Cock!"

[Angryhydralisk]

Suri kinda resembles the composite sketch of Cartman in that one episode of South Park.

Otherwise, this is hysterical. I loved the goofy Tom Cruise cameo.

[Pentegarn]

Nicely done. Can't help but feel bad that she got stuck being Tom Cruise's daughter.

I spend a bit of time every day thanking God I wasn't a celebrity;s child.

[wobzire]

Hell, Max Burbanks daughter has a better shot at a normal life!!!
Well...

[incognit000]

NEW RULE:

Once you reach a certain degree of fame, you need to have your gonads removed.

I mean hell, they already remove the brain, let's just take the gonads at the same time.

[Pentegarn]

No, they don't remove the brain, it simply erodes :P

[Autrach Sejanoz]

Max, this is the best thing you've ever done since your Critical Analysis of "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!"

[JakeOfAllTrades]

Brilliant. Somebody needed to say it, and you did it Max. I know I couldn't.

[Desert_Screams]

Brilliant, Max!

[mburbank]

Hey, thanks, everybody. The cartoons are wicked time intensive so I can't do them that often, but I love doing them.

[Coryjonc]

I couldn't stop laughing, this comic is great.

[JakeOfAllTrades]

How exactly do you do these comics anyway? Do you modify a photo in Photoshop to fit the style of drawing with filters?

The style interests me. Although at first it seemed generic artwork, a closer analysis revealed a rawer emotion in the execution. It conveys its message effectively without having to be a Michelangelo fresco. I also like the facial expressions, I wish I could make my character illustration faces that expressive!

[Geminate]

Wow.

You are such the artist.

That must have taken months to draw...in your sleep...after taking 1,000mg of seroquel...after a weekend bender of non-stop scotch whiskey shooters and extra dry martinis by the pitcher.

[DuFresne]

KISS MAX'S ASS OR GTFO

[executioneer]

replace the OR with AND, that'll be better

[Wyldflame]

What Max isn't telling you guys, it's a true story. He has a couple cameras hidden in the Cruise household.

Maxwell Rainbow Burbank, you should be ashamed.

[Geminate]

I've been razzing Max years before these screwy comment sections existed. If you don't know who you are talking to it is best to just say nothing.

[DuFresne]

WOW YOU SURE SHOWED ME BUDDY

[Tanuki]

Thanks for wording what I wanted to say when I couldn't, dude. xD

[resident-adam]

Hehe well written. Pretty funny and a great read.

[btraz70]

God!!! what kind of trainwreck of a person you think she'll be when she grows up? She'll be rich, but a trainwreck nonetheless

[DALI-II]

Tommy's little "TELL THE MEDIA I'M NOT CRAZY, HONEY!" makes me laugh every time.